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  1. Always on the fucking river.

    I get it in ahead, I lose on the fucking river.

    I get it in behind and appear to suck out, they fucking catch back to win on the fucking river.

    FUCK.
  2. Oh, this one is on the turn, but it's really good.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8870668761: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67870962), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:08:08 ET - 2008/11/08

    Seat 3: vertoprah (270)

    Seat 4: MODELKC (430)

    Seat 7: zwipple (895)

    Seat 8: regal1992 (595)

    Seat 9: DoctorSuckout (510)

    DoctorSuckout posts the small blind of 30

    vertoprah posts the big blind of 60

    The button is in seat #8

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Kd Ad]

    MODELKC folds

    zwipple raises to 240

    regal1992 folds

    DoctorSuckout raises to 510, and is all in

    vertoprah folds

    zwipple calls 270

    DoctorSuckout shows [Kd Ad]

    zwipple shows [7h Ah]

    *** FLOP *** [8d Th 9s]

    *** TURN *** [8d Th 9s] [Jh]

    *** RIVER *** [8d Th 9s Jh] [5d]

    DoctorSuckout shows Ace King high

    zwipple shows a straight, Jack high

    zwipple wins the pot (1,080) with a straight, Jack high

    DoctorSuckout stands up

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 1,080 | Rake 0

    Board: [8d Th 9s Jh 5d]

    Seat 3: vertoprah (big blind) folded before the Flop

    Seat 4: MODELKC didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 7: zwipple showed [7h Ah] and won (1,080) with a straight, Jack high

    Seat 8: regal1992 (button) didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 9: DoctorSuckout (small blind) showed [Kd Ad] and lost with Ace King high
    Thread Starter
  3. RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8871117841: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67874028), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:43:09 ET - 2008/11/08
    Seat 1: DoctorSuckout (545)
    Seat 5: johndeerejas (1,055)
    Seat 6: flick022 (780)
    Seat 7: nzpilot1 (320)
    johndeerejas posts the small blind of 50
    flick022 posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Td As]
    nzpilot1 folds
    DoctorSuckout raises to 545, and is all in
    johndeerejas raises to 1,055, and is all in
    flick022 folds
    johndeerejas shows [Th 8h]
    DoctorSuckout shows [Td As]
    Uncalled bet of 510 returned to johndeerejas
    *** FLOP *** [7c Qs Kh]
    *** TURN *** [7c Qs Kh] [4h]
    *** RIVER *** [7c Qs Kh 4h] [8c]
    johndeerejas shows a pair of Eights
    DoctorSuckout shows Ace King high
    johndeerejas wins the pot (1,190) with a pair of Eights
    DoctorSuckout stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,190 | Rake 0
    Board: [7c Qs Kh 4h 8c]
    Seat 1: DoctorSuckout (button) showed [Td As] and lost with Ace King high
    Seat 5: johndeerejas (small blind) showed [Th 8h] and won (1,190) with a pair of Eights
    Seat 6: flick022 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: nzpilot1 didn't bet (folded)
    Thread Starter
  4. Delicious. On the turn.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8871196406: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67876113), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:49:13 ET - 2008/11/08
    Seat 1: David Huber (225)
    Seat 4: SFNINERFAN (470)
    Seat 5: Oppemerjunge (600)
    Seat 6: lilmig66 (315)
    Seat 7: DiscoDD (250)
    Seat 8: DoctorSuckout (540)
    Seat 9: bianconiglio (300)
    SFNINERFAN posts the big blind of 40
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Qh Qd]
    Oppemerjunge folds
    lilmig66 raises to 315, and is all in
    DiscoDD folds
    DoctorSuckout raises to 540, and is all in
    bianconiglio folds
    David Huber folds
    SFNINERFAN folds
    DoctorSuckout shows [Qh Qd]
    lilmig66 shows [Ac 7c]
    Uncalled bet of 225 returned to DoctorSuckout
    *** FLOP *** [4h 3c Kc]
    *** TURN *** [4h 3c Kc] [2c]
    *** RIVER *** [4h 3c Kc 2c] [3h]
    DoctorSuckout shows two pair, Queens and Threes
    lilmig66 shows a flush, Ace high
    lilmig66 wins the pot (670) with a flush, Ace high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 670 | Rake 0
    Board: [4h 3c Kc 2c 3h]
    Seat 1: David Huber (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: SFNINERFAN (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: Oppemerjunge didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: lilmig66 showed [Ac 7c] and won (670) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 7: DiscoDD didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: DoctorSuckout showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
    Seat 9: bianconiglio didn't bet (folded)
    Thread Starter
  5. This might be my favorite.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8871652261: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67878336), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:22:54 ET - 2008/11/08
    Seat 1: David Huber (1,880)
    Seat 3: DoctorSuckout (820)
    David Huber posts the small blind of 50
    DoctorSuckout posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [As Ac]
    David Huber raises to 400
    DoctorSuckout raises to 820, and is all in
    David Huber calls 420
    DoctorSuckout shows [As Ac]
    David Huber shows [8s Jh]
    *** FLOP *** [6d 4d 2c]
    *** TURN *** [6d 4d 2c] [7d]
    *** RIVER *** [6d 4d 2c 7d] [5s]
    DoctorSuckout shows a pair of Aces
    David Huber shows a straight, Eight high
    David Huber wins the pot (1,640) with a straight, Eight high
    DoctorSuckout stands up
    David Huber stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,640 | Rake 0
    Board: [6d 4d 2c 7d 5s]
    Seat 1: David Huber (small blind) showed [8s Jh] and won (1,640) with a straight, Eight high
    Seat 3: DoctorSuckout (big blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Thread Starter
  6. So good. Just so good.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8873061594: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67890015), Table 1 - 40/80 -
    No Limit Hold'em - 15:57:47 ET - 2008/11/08

    Seat 1: JGREER1 (575)

    Seat 2: DoctorSuckout (360)

    Seat 6: Weezer17 (455)

    Seat 7: FstrThnThe_I (1,050)

    Seat 8: catdog_atl (260)

    FstrThnThe_I posts the small blind of 40

    catdog_atl posts the big blind of 80

    The button is in seat #6

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Jc Js]

    JGREER1 raises to 160

    DoctorSuckout raises to 360, and is all in

    Weezer17 folds

    FstrThnThe_I folds

    catdog_atl has 15 seconds left to act

    catdog_atl folds

    JGREER1 calls 200

    DoctorSuckout shows [Jc Js]

    JGREER1 shows [7s 7h]

    *** FLOP *** [Ks 8c 2h]

    *** TURN *** [Ks 8c 2h] [Ts]

    *** RIVER *** [Ks 8c 2h Ts] [7d]

    DoctorSuckout shows a pair of Jacks

    JGREER1 shows three of a kind, Sevens

    JGREER1 wins the pot (840) with three of a kind, Sevens

    DoctorSuckout stands up

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 840 | Rake 0

    Board: [Ks 8c 2h Ts 7d]

    Seat 1: JGREER1 showed [7s 7h] and won (840) with three of a kind, Sevens

    Seat 2: DoctorSuckout showed [Jc Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks

    Seat 6: Weezer17 (button) didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 7: FstrThnThe_I (small blind) folded before the Flop

    Seat 8: catdog_atl (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Thread Starter
  7. Here's one of those resucks I love so much:

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8873201423: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67891583), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:07:01 ET - 2008/11/08

    Seat 2: archangel691 (685)

    Seat 4: DoctorSuckout (180)

    Seat 5: jakeson120 (505)

    Seat 6: 2bfear (895)

    Seat 8: splinter82 (435)

    jakeson120 posts the small blind of 25

    2bfear posts the big blind of 50

    The button is in seat #4

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [8d 6s]

    splinter82 folds

    archangel691 folds

    DoctorSuckout raises to 180, and is all in

    jakeson120 folds

    2bfear calls 130

    DoctorSuckout shows [8d 6s]

    2bfear shows [9h 8s]

    *** FLOP *** [Qs 2d Tc]

    *** TURN *** [Qs 2d Tc] [6d]

    *** RIVER *** [Qs 2d Tc 6d] [7c]

    DoctorSuckout shows a pair of Sixes

    2bfear shows a straight, Ten high

    2bfear wins the pot (385) with a straight, Ten high

    DoctorSuckout stands up

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 385 | Rake 0

    Board: [Qs 2d Tc 6d 7c]

    Seat 2: archangel691 didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 4: DoctorSuckout (button) showed [8d 6s] and lost with a pair of Sixes

    Seat 5: jakeson120 (small blind) folded before the Flop

    Seat 6: 2bfear (big blind) showed [9h 8s] and won (385) with a straight, Ten high

    Seat 8: splinter82 didn't bet (folded)
    Thread Starter
  8. I love running good.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8874190283: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67898051), Table 1 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:12:46 ET - 2008/11/08
    Seat 1: dylan64 (400)
    Seat 3: DoctorSuckout (350)
    Seat 7: BackToDreams (860)
    Seat 9: Kazuma22 (1,090)
    DoctorSuckout posts the small blind of 60
    BackToDreams posts the big blind of 120
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Qd Ad]
    Kazuma22 folds
    dylan64 folds
    DoctorSuckout raises to 350, and is all in
    BackToDreams calls 230
    DoctorSuckout shows [Qd Ad]
    BackToDreams shows [4c Ah]
    *** FLOP *** [8c 3c 9d]
    *** TURN *** [8c 3c 9d] [6c]
    *** RIVER *** [8c 3c 9d 6c] [2c]
    DoctorSuckout shows Ace Queen high
    BackToDreams shows a flush, Eight high
    BackToDreams wins the pot (700) with a flush, Eight high
    DoctorSuckout stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 700 | Rake 0
    Board: [8c 3c 9d 6c 2c]
    Seat 1: dylan64 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: DoctorSuckout (small blind) showed [Qd Ad] and lost with Ace Queen high
    Seat 7: BackToDreams (big blind) showed [4c Ah] and won (700) with a flush, Eight high
    Seat 9: Kazuma22 didn't bet (folded)
    Thread Starter
  9. My poor poor psyche.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8887155639: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (68007059), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:27:17 ET - 2008/11/09
    Seat 1: diabloroma70 (285)
    Seat 2: ace150 (255)
    Seat 3: Dezlaw (270)
    Seat 4: L R MELA (300)
    Seat 5: DoctorSuckout (300)
    Seat 6: Flakxs (300)
    Seat 7: DAN1008 (300)
    Seat 8: -Bacardi78- (300)
    Seat 9: Luke Da Lizard (390)
    Dezlaw posts the small blind of 15
    L R MELA posts the big blind of 30
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [5d 5s]
    DoctorSuckout raises to 300, and is all in
    Flakxs folds
    DAN1008 folds
    -Bacardi78- calls 300, and is all in
    Luke Da Lizard folds
    diabloroma70 folds
    ace150 folds
    Dezlaw folds
    L R MELA folds
    DoctorSuckout shows [5d 5s]
    -Bacardi78- shows [Kc Ks]
    *** FLOP *** [9d 9h 4d]
    *** TURN *** [9d 9h 4d] [5h]
    *** RIVER *** [9d 9h 4d 5h] [Kh]
    DoctorSuckout shows a full house, Fives full of Nines
    -Bacardi78- shows a full house, Kings full of Nines
    -Bacardi78- wins the pot (645) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
    DoctorSuckout stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 645 | Rake 0
    Board: [9d 9h 4d 5h Kh]
    Seat 1: diabloroma70 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: ace150 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: Dezlaw (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: L R MELA (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: DoctorSuckout showed [5d 5s] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Nines
    Seat 6: Flakxs didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: DAN1008 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: -Bacardi78- showed [Kc Ks] and won (645) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
    Seat 9: Luke Da Lizard didn't bet (folded)
    Thread Starter