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WHY IS IT ALWAYS ON THE RIVER??????????????

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  1. Twin C Twin C is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2008 (11/8/2008 12:07pm)

    Always on the fucking river.

    I get it in ahead, I lose on the fucking river.

    I get it in behind and appear to suck out, they fucking catch back to win on the fucking river.

    FUCK.
  2. Twin C Twin C is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2008 (11/8/2008 12:10pm) in reply to Twin C

    Oh, this one is on the turn, but it's really good.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8870668761: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67870962), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:08:08 ET - 2008/11/08

    Seat 3: vertoprah (270)

    Seat 4: MODELKC (430)

    Seat 7: zwipple (895)

    Seat 8: regal1992 (595)

    Seat 9: DoctorSuckout (510)

    DoctorSuckout posts the small blind of 30

    vertoprah posts the big blind of 60

    The button is in seat #8

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Kd Ad]

    MODELKC folds

    zwipple raises to 240

    regal1992 folds

    DoctorSuckout raises to 510, and is all in

    vertoprah folds

    zwipple calls 270

    DoctorSuckout shows [Kd Ad]

    zwipple shows [7h Ah]

    *** FLOP *** [8d Th 9s]

    *** TURN *** [8d Th 9s] [Jh]

    *** RIVER *** [8d Th 9s Jh] [5d]

    DoctorSuckout shows Ace King high

    zwipple shows a straight, Jack high

    zwipple wins the pot (1,080) with a straight, Jack high

    DoctorSuckout stands up

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 1,080 | Rake 0

    Board: [8d Th 9s Jh 5d]

    Seat 3: vertoprah (big blind) folded before the Flop

    Seat 4: MODELKC didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 7: zwipple showed [7h Ah] and won (1,080) with a straight, Jack high

    Seat 8: regal1992 (button) didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 9: DoctorSuckout (small blind) showed [Kd Ad] and lost with Ace King high
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  3. Twin C Twin C is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2008 (11/8/2008 12:45pm) in reply to Twin C

    RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8871117841: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67874028), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:43:09 ET - 2008/11/08
    Seat 1: DoctorSuckout (545)
    Seat 5: johndeerejas (1,055)
    Seat 6: flick022 (780)
    Seat 7: nzpilot1 (320)
    johndeerejas posts the small blind of 50
    flick022 posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Td As]
    nzpilot1 folds
    DoctorSuckout raises to 545, and is all in
    johndeerejas raises to 1,055, and is all in
    flick022 folds
    johndeerejas shows [Th 8h]
    DoctorSuckout shows [Td As]
    Uncalled bet of 510 returned to johndeerejas
    *** FLOP *** [7c Qs Kh]
    *** TURN *** [7c Qs Kh] [4h]
    *** RIVER *** [7c Qs Kh 4h] [8c]
    johndeerejas shows a pair of Eights
    DoctorSuckout shows Ace King high
    johndeerejas wins the pot (1,190) with a pair of Eights
    DoctorSuckout stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,190 | Rake 0
    Board: [7c Qs Kh 4h 8c]
    Seat 1: DoctorSuckout (button) showed [Td As] and lost with Ace King high
    Seat 5: johndeerejas (small blind) showed [Th 8h] and won (1,190) with a pair of Eights
    Seat 6: flick022 (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: nzpilot1 didn't bet (folded)
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  4. Twin C Twin C is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2008 (11/8/2008 12:56pm) in reply to Twin C

    Delicious. On the turn.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8871196406: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67876113), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:49:13 ET - 2008/11/08
    Seat 1: David Huber (225)
    Seat 4: SFNINERFAN (470)
    Seat 5: Oppemerjunge (600)
    Seat 6: lilmig66 (315)
    Seat 7: DiscoDD (250)
    Seat 8: DoctorSuckout (540)
    Seat 9: bianconiglio (300)
    SFNINERFAN posts the big blind of 40
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Qh Qd]
    Oppemerjunge folds
    lilmig66 raises to 315, and is all in
    DiscoDD folds
    DoctorSuckout raises to 540, and is all in
    bianconiglio folds
    David Huber folds
    SFNINERFAN folds
    DoctorSuckout shows [Qh Qd]
    lilmig66 shows [Ac 7c]
    Uncalled bet of 225 returned to DoctorSuckout
    *** FLOP *** [4h 3c Kc]
    *** TURN *** [4h 3c Kc] [2c]
    *** RIVER *** [4h 3c Kc 2c] [3h]
    DoctorSuckout shows two pair, Queens and Threes
    lilmig66 shows a flush, Ace high
    lilmig66 wins the pot (670) with a flush, Ace high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 670 | Rake 0
    Board: [4h 3c Kc 2c 3h]
    Seat 1: David Huber (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 4: SFNINERFAN (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: Oppemerjunge didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 6: lilmig66 showed [Ac 7c] and won (670) with a flush, Ace high
    Seat 7: DiscoDD didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: DoctorSuckout showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
    Seat 9: bianconiglio didn't bet (folded)
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  5. Twin C Twin C is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2008 (11/8/2008 1:24pm) in reply to Twin C

    This might be my favorite.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8871652261: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67878336), Table 1 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:22:54 ET - 2008/11/08
    Seat 1: David Huber (1,880)
    Seat 3: DoctorSuckout (820)
    David Huber posts the small blind of 50
    DoctorSuckout posts the big blind of 100
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [As Ac]
    David Huber raises to 400
    DoctorSuckout raises to 820, and is all in
    David Huber calls 420
    DoctorSuckout shows [As Ac]
    David Huber shows [8s Jh]
    *** FLOP *** [6d 4d 2c]
    *** TURN *** [6d 4d 2c] [7d]
    *** RIVER *** [6d 4d 2c 7d] [5s]
    DoctorSuckout shows a pair of Aces
    David Huber shows a straight, Eight high
    David Huber wins the pot (1,640) with a straight, Eight high
    DoctorSuckout stands up
    David Huber stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 1,640 | Rake 0
    Board: [6d 4d 2c 7d 5s]
    Seat 1: David Huber (small blind) showed [8s Jh] and won (1,640) with a straight, Eight high
    Seat 3: DoctorSuckout (big blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
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  6. Twin C Twin C is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2008 (11/8/2008 3:00pm) in reply to Twin C

    So good. Just so good.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8873061594: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67890015), Table 1 - 40/80 -
    No Limit Hold'em - 15:57:47 ET - 2008/11/08

    Seat 1: JGREER1 (575)

    Seat 2: DoctorSuckout (360)

    Seat 6: Weezer17 (455)

    Seat 7: FstrThnThe_I (1,050)

    Seat 8: catdog_atl (260)

    FstrThnThe_I posts the small blind of 40

    catdog_atl posts the big blind of 80

    The button is in seat #6

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Jc Js]

    JGREER1 raises to 160

    DoctorSuckout raises to 360, and is all in

    Weezer17 folds

    FstrThnThe_I folds

    catdog_atl has 15 seconds left to act

    catdog_atl folds

    JGREER1 calls 200

    DoctorSuckout shows [Jc Js]

    JGREER1 shows [7s 7h]

    *** FLOP *** [Ks 8c 2h]

    *** TURN *** [Ks 8c 2h] [Ts]

    *** RIVER *** [Ks 8c 2h Ts] [7d]

    DoctorSuckout shows a pair of Jacks

    JGREER1 shows three of a kind, Sevens

    JGREER1 wins the pot (840) with three of a kind, Sevens

    DoctorSuckout stands up

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 840 | Rake 0

    Board: [Ks 8c 2h Ts 7d]

    Seat 1: JGREER1 showed [7s 7h] and won (840) with three of a kind, Sevens

    Seat 2: DoctorSuckout showed [Jc Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks

    Seat 6: Weezer17 (button) didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 7: FstrThnThe_I (small blind) folded before the Flop

    Seat 8: catdog_atl (big blind) folded before the Flop
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    Nov 8th, 2008 (11/8/2008 3:08pm) in reply to Twin C

    Here's one of those resucks I love so much:

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8873201423: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67891583), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:07:01 ET - 2008/11/08

    Seat 2: archangel691 (685)

    Seat 4: DoctorSuckout (180)

    Seat 5: jakeson120 (505)

    Seat 6: 2bfear (895)

    Seat 8: splinter82 (435)

    jakeson120 posts the small blind of 25

    2bfear posts the big blind of 50

    The button is in seat #4

    *** HOLE CARDS ***

    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [8d 6s]

    splinter82 folds

    archangel691 folds

    DoctorSuckout raises to 180, and is all in

    jakeson120 folds

    2bfear calls 130

    DoctorSuckout shows [8d 6s]

    2bfear shows [9h 8s]

    *** FLOP *** [Qs 2d Tc]

    *** TURN *** [Qs 2d Tc] [6d]

    *** RIVER *** [Qs 2d Tc 6d] [7c]

    DoctorSuckout shows a pair of Sixes

    2bfear shows a straight, Ten high

    2bfear wins the pot (385) with a straight, Ten high

    DoctorSuckout stands up

    *** SUMMARY ***

    Total pot 385 | Rake 0

    Board: [Qs 2d Tc 6d 7c]

    Seat 2: archangel691 didn't bet (folded)

    Seat 4: DoctorSuckout (button) showed [8d 6s] and lost with a pair of Sixes

    Seat 5: jakeson120 (small blind) folded before the Flop

    Seat 6: 2bfear (big blind) showed [9h 8s] and won (385) with a straight, Ten high

    Seat 8: splinter82 didn't bet (folded)
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  8. Twin C Twin C is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2008 (11/8/2008 4:14pm) in reply to Twin C

    I love running good.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8874190283: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (67898051), Table 1 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:12:46 ET - 2008/11/08
    Seat 1: dylan64 (400)
    Seat 3: DoctorSuckout (350)
    Seat 7: BackToDreams (860)
    Seat 9: Kazuma22 (1,090)
    DoctorSuckout posts the small blind of 60
    BackToDreams posts the big blind of 120
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [Qd Ad]
    Kazuma22 folds
    dylan64 folds
    DoctorSuckout raises to 350, and is all in
    BackToDreams calls 230
    DoctorSuckout shows [Qd Ad]
    BackToDreams shows [4c Ah]
    *** FLOP *** [8c 3c 9d]
    *** TURN *** [8c 3c 9d] [6c]
    *** RIVER *** [8c 3c 9d 6c] [2c]
    DoctorSuckout shows Ace Queen high
    BackToDreams shows a flush, Eight high
    BackToDreams wins the pot (700) with a flush, Eight high
    DoctorSuckout stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 700 | Rake 0
    Board: [8c 3c 9d 6c 2c]
    Seat 1: dylan64 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: DoctorSuckout (small blind) showed [Qd Ad] and lost with Ace Queen high
    Seat 7: BackToDreams (big blind) showed [4c Ah] and won (700) with a flush, Eight high
    Seat 9: Kazuma22 didn't bet (folded)
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    Nov 9th, 2008 (11/9/2008 12:31pm) in reply to Twin C

    My poor poor psyche.

    Full Tilt Poker Game #8887155639: $14 + $1 Sit & Go (Super Turbo) (68007059), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:27:17 ET - 2008/11/09
    Seat 1: diabloroma70 (285)
    Seat 2: ace150 (255)
    Seat 3: Dezlaw (270)
    Seat 4: L R MELA (300)
    Seat 5: DoctorSuckout (300)
    Seat 6: Flakxs (300)
    Seat 7: DAN1008 (300)
    Seat 8: -Bacardi78- (300)
    Seat 9: Luke Da Lizard (390)
    Dezlaw posts the small blind of 15
    L R MELA posts the big blind of 30
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DoctorSuckout [5d 5s]
    DoctorSuckout raises to 300, and is all in
    Flakxs folds
    DAN1008 folds
    -Bacardi78- calls 300, and is all in
    Luke Da Lizard folds
    diabloroma70 folds
    ace150 folds
    Dezlaw folds
    L R MELA folds
    DoctorSuckout shows [5d 5s]
    -Bacardi78- shows [Kc Ks]
    *** FLOP *** [9d 9h 4d]
    *** TURN *** [9d 9h 4d] [5h]
    *** RIVER *** [9d 9h 4d 5h] [Kh]
    DoctorSuckout shows a full house, Fives full of Nines
    -Bacardi78- shows a full house, Kings full of Nines
    -Bacardi78- wins the pot (645) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
    DoctorSuckout stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 645 | Rake 0
    Board: [9d 9h 4d 5h Kh]
    Seat 1: diabloroma70 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: ace150 (button) didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 3: Dezlaw (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: L R MELA (big blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: DoctorSuckout showed [5d 5s] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Nines
    Seat 6: Flakxs didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 7: DAN1008 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 8: -Bacardi78- showed [Kc Ks] and won (645) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
    Seat 9: Luke Da Lizard didn't bet (folded)
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