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  1. DeLamlendige DeLamlendige is offline

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    Oct 31st, 2009 (10/31/2009 4:48pm)

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    pokerstars Game #34751553603: Tournament #208469041, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/10/31 16:41:18 ET
    Table '208469041 12' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: didi_silenc (2940 in chips)
    Seat 2: baraker (2470 in chips)
    Seat 3: xvinix (4040 in chips)
    Seat 4: rldtrk (9810 in chips)
    Seat 5: DeLamlendige (1165 in chips)
    Seat 6: 22denis22 (5330 in chips)
    Seat 7: PizzicatoXev (3560 in chips)
    Seat 8: Schlitzohr22 (2105 in chips)
    DeLamlendige: posts small blind 75
    22denis22: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DeLamlendige [Kc Ks]
    PizzicatoXev: folds
    Schlitzohr22: raises 200 to 350
    didi_silenc: folds
    baraker: folds
    xvinix: folds
    rldtrk: folds
    DeLamlendige: raises 815 to 1165 and is all-in
    22denis22: folds
    Schlitzohr22: calls 815
    *** FLOP *** [Qd 4s 8h]
    *** TURN *** [Qd 4s 8h] [Js]
    *** RIVER *** [Qd 4s 8h Js] [Jh]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    DeLamlendige: shows [Kc Ks] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
    Schlitzohr22: shows [Kd Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
    Schlitzohr22 collected 2480 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 2480 | Rake 0
    Board [Qd 4s 8h Js Jh]
    Seat 1: didi_silenc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: baraker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: xvinix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: rldtrk (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: DeLamlendige (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
    Seat 6: 22denis22 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: PizzicatoXev folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: Schlitzohr22 showed [Kd Jd] and won (2480) with three of a kind, Jacks
  2. DeLamlendige DeLamlendige is offline

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    Oct 31st, 2009 (10/31/2009 5:16pm) in reply to DeLamlendige

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  3. DeLamlendige DeLamlendige is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2009 (11/3/2009 7:56am) in reply to DeLamlendige

    sure.... FFFUUUUUUU JOKERSTARSSSS</a>%20" mce_src=" ">
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  4. DeLamlendige DeLamlendige is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2009 (11/3/2009 8:03am) in reply to DeLamlendige

    4 hands later, its so tilting, running so bad, almost statistically impossible...

    pokerstars Game #34865252988: Tournament #209216768, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/11/03 9:01:11 ET
    Table '209216768 2' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: demetri1978 (1080 in chips)
    Seat 2: Funtom333 (3375 in chips)
    Seat 3: andi292929 (940 in chips)
    Seat 4: kiptonkopite (4725 in chips)
    Seat 5: gonrasi (3965 in chips)
    Seat 6: DeLamlendige (2410 in chips)
    Seat 7: BEERST (5430 in chips)
    Seat 8: Tarbender_61 (3310 in chips)
    Seat 9: Laganee (845 in chips)
    andi292929: posts small blind 75
    kiptonkopite: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DeLamlendige [Qs Qc]
    gonrasi: folds
    DeLamlendige: raises 250 to 400
    BEERST: calls 400
    Tarbender_61: folds
    Laganee: folds
    demetri1978: folds
    Funtom333: folds
    andi292929: raises 500 to 900
    kiptonkopite: folds
    DeLamlendige: raises 1510 to 2410 and is all-in
    BEERST: calls 2010
    andi292929: calls 40 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [As Jd 9h]
    *** TURN *** [As Jd 9h] [7s]
    *** RIVER *** [As Jd 9h 7s] [4h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    DeLamlendige: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
    BEERST: shows [Js Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
    BEERST collected 2940 from side pot
    andi292929: shows [Ad Kd] (a pair of Aces)
    BEERST collected 2970 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 5910 Main pot 2970. Side pot 2940. | Rake 0
    Board [As Jd 9h 7s 4h]
    Seat 1: demetri1978 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Funtom333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: andi292929 (small blind) showed [Ad Kd] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 4: kiptonkopite (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: gonrasi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: DeLamlendige showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
    Seat 7: BEERST showed [Js Jh] and won (5910) with three of a kind, Jacks
    Seat 8: Tarbender_61 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: Laganee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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  5. DeLamlendige DeLamlendige is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2009 (11/3/2009 8:54am) in reply to DeLamlendige

    sure, real funny PS guys 'sldkfgl;kdsfjgjgdfgarfdhg

    pokerstars Game #34866621616: Tournament #209010282, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/11/03 9:50:08 ET
    Table '209010282 41' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: VlaDislav-GV (4370 in chips)
    Seat 2: engie8873 (7990 in chips)
    Seat 3: Denmania (7720 in chips)
    Seat 4: Zibur (2760 in chips)
    Seat 5: Dozer266 (3000 in chips)
    Seat 6: DeLamlendige (3760 in chips)
    Seat 7: borismds5 (6570 in chips)
    Seat 8: FreakyNutz (1125 in chips)
    Seat 9: Alvari29 (2120 in chips)
    Zibur: posts small blind 50
    Dozer266: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DeLamlendige [Ks As]
    DeLamlendige: raises 200 to 300
    borismds5: calls 300
    FreakyNutz: folds
    Alvari29: folds
    VlaDislav-GV: folds
    engie8873: folds
    Denmania: folds
    Zibur: folds
    Dozer266: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Kd 5c 7h]
    DeLamlendige: bets 400
    borismds5: calls 400
    *** TURN *** [Kd 5c 7h] [5d]
    DeLamlendige: checks
    borismds5: bets 1300
    DeLamlendige: raises 1760 to 3060 and is all-in
    borismds5: calls 1760
    *** RIVER *** [Kd 5c 7h 5d] [8h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    DeLamlendige: shows [Ks As] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
    borismds5: shows [Ad 5h] (three of a kind, Fives)
    DeLamlendige said, "wtf"
    borismds5 collected 7670 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7670 | Rake 0
    Board [Kd 5c 7h 5d 8h]
    Seat 1: VlaDislav-GV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: engie8873 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: Denmania (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Zibur (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: Dozer266 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: DeLamlendige showed [Ks As] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
    Seat 7: borismds5 showed [Ad 5h] and won (7670) with three of a kind, Fives
    Seat 8: FreakyNutz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: Alvari29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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  6. DeLamlendige DeLamlendige is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2009 (11/3/2009 9:34am) in reply to DeLamlendige

    and surely, the miracle card drops on the river...WHAT A FIN SURPRIZE

    pokerstars Game #34867975827: Tournament #209223965, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (1500/3000) - 2009/11/03 10:32:30 ET
    Table '209223965 6' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: DeLamlendige (8140 in chips)
    Seat 2: wojnarek (22812 in chips)
    Seat 3: Jordi R10 (10936 in chips)
    Seat 4: ELTERRIBLE82 (17928 in chips)
    Seat 6: inv.K4F (61054 in chips)
    Seat 7: ElSocap (14320 in chips)
    DeLamlendige: posts the ante 300
    wojnarek: posts the ante 300
    Jordi R10: posts the ante 300
    ELTERRIBLE82: posts the ante 300
    inv.K4F: posts the ante 300
    ElSocap: posts the ante 300
    DeLamlendige: posts small blind 1500
    wojnarek: posts big blind 3000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DeLamlendige [As Jh]
    Jordi R10: folds
    ELTERRIBLE82: folds
    inv.K4F: folds
    ElSocap: folds
    DeLamlendige: raises 4840 to 7840 and is all-in
    wojnarek: calls 4840
    *** FLOP *** [8d Js Tc]
    *** TURN *** [8d Js Tc] [6h]
    *** RIVER *** [8d Js Tc 6h] [4c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    DeLamlendige: shows [As Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
    wojnarek: shows [Ts 4h] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
    wojnarek collected 17480 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 17480 | Rake 0
    Board [8d Js Tc 6h 4c]
    Seat 1: DeLamlendige (small blind) showed [As Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
    Seat 2: wojnarek (big blind) showed [Ts 4h] and won (17480) with two pair, Tens and Fours
    Seat 3: Jordi R10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: ELTERRIBLE82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: inv.K4F folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: ElSocap (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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  7. aad aad is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2009 (11/3/2009 12:45pm) in reply to DeLamlendige

    This one is truely unreal, wow! AAAALMOST as bad as the guy in the WSOP losing with quad aces to a royal flush...
  8. DeLamlendige DeLamlendige is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2009 (11/3/2009 2:18pm) in reply to DeLamlendige

    lets multitable to have less variance, wow kk at two tables, mm lot of raisers, F it its the 2,20, I m nog gonna fold kk pre: all in!

    pokerstars Game #34878090039: Tournament #209304971, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/11/03 14:53:25 ET
    Table '209304971 17' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: eugene stars (5335 in chips)
    Seat 2: jeroenmw (3135 in chips)
    Seat 3: DeLamlendige (2620 in chips)
    Seat 4: meijerstuc (4045 in chips)
    Seat 6: nuclid (2180 in chips)
    Seat 7: SandyMike (1783 in chips)
    Seat 8: Vanvogelpoel (1095 in chips)
    Seat 9: djzombie01 (7830 in chips)
    DeLamlendige: posts small blind 100
    meijerstuc: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DeLamlendige [Kd Kh]
    nuclid: folds
    SandyMike: folds
    Vanvogelpoel: folds
    djzombie01: raises 400 to 600
    eugene stars: calls 600
    jeroenmw: folds
    DeLamlendige: raises 2020 to 2620 and is all-in
    meijerstuc: folds
    djzombie01: calls 2020
    eugene stars: raises 2715 to 5335 and is all-in
    djzombie01: calls 2715
    jeroenmw said, "low stack luck"
    *** FLOP *** [9c 8h 9s]
    *** TURN *** [9c 8h 9s] [7d]
    *** RIVER *** [9c 8h 9s 7d] [Ah]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    djzombie01: shows [5c 5h] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
    eugene stars: shows [As Ts] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
    eugene stars collected 5430 from side pot
    DeLamlendige: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
    eugene stars collected 8060 from main pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 13490 Main pot 8060. Side pot 5430. | Rake 0
    Board [9c 8h 9s 7d Ah]
    Seat 1: eugene stars showed [As Ts] and won (13490) with two pair, Aces and Nines
    Seat 2: jeroenmw (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: DeLamlendige (small blind) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
    Seat 4: meijerstuc (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 6: nuclid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: SandyMike folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 8: Vanvogelpoel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: djzombie01 showed [5c 5h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fives

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    PokerStars Game #34878076153: Tournament #209310371, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/11/03 14:53:06 ET
    Table '209310371 5' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: KristLee (1280 in chips)
    Seat 2: chalain11 (1930 in chips)
    Seat 3: DeLamlendige (1730 in chips)
    Seat 4: THE BIG ERN (1470 in chips)
    Seat 5: maris35 (1760 in chips)
    Seat 6: daher_ali (660 in chips)
    Seat 7: LFC SINCE 79 (1500 in chips)
    Seat 8: Senna133x (1810 in chips)
    Seat 9: Don Hann (1360 in chips)
    daher_ali: posts small blind 15
    LFC SINCE 79: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DeLamlendige [Kd Ks]
    Senna133x: raises 90 to 120
    Don Hann: folds
    KristLee: calls 120
    chalain11: folds
    DeLamlendige: raises 420 to 540
    THE BIG ERN: folds
    maris35: calls 540
    daher_ali: folds
    LFC SINCE 79: folds
    Senna133x: raises 420 to 960
    KristLee: calls 840
    DeLamlendige: raises 770 to 1730 and is all-in
    maris35: raises 30 to 1760 and is all-in
    Senna133x: raises 50 to 1810 and is all-in
    KristLee: calls 320 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (50) returned to Senna133x
    *** FLOP *** [Tc 8d 6c]
    *** TURN *** [Tc 8d 6c] [8c]
    *** RIVER *** [Tc 8d 6c 8c] [9h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Senna133x: shows [Qd As] (a pair of Eights)
    maris35: shows [Qs Jh] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
    maris35 collected 60 from side pot-2
    DeLamlendige: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
    maris35 collected 1350 from side pot-1
    KristLee: shows [Qc Ad] (a pair of Eights)
    maris35 collected 5165 from main pot
    joeri26 is connected
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 6575 Main pot 5165. Side pot-1 1350. Side pot-2 60. | Rake 0
    Board [Tc 8d 6c 8c 9h]
    Seat 1: KristLee showed [Qc Ad] and lost with a pair of Eights
    Seat 2: chalain11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: DeLamlendige showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
    Seat 4: THE BIG ERN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: maris35 (button) showed [Qs Jh] and won (6575) with a straight, Eight to Queen
    Seat 6: daher_ali (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: LFC SINCE 79 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: Senna133x showed [Qd As] and lost with a pair of Eights
    Seat 9: Don Hann folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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  9. DeLamlendige DeLamlendige is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2009 (11/3/2009 2:54pm) in reply to DeLamlendige

    why do I get called by 3-6 ppl EVRY time I raise all in? FUUUUUUUUUU

    pokerstars Game #34878076153: Tournament #209310371, $2.00+$0.20 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/11/03 14:53:06 ET
    Table '209310371 5' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: KristLee (1280 in chips)
    Seat 2: chalain11 (1930 in chips)
    Seat 3: DeLamlendige (1730 in chips)
    Seat 4: THE BIG ERN (1470 in chips)
    Seat 5: maris35 (1760 in chips)
    Seat 6: daher_ali (660 in chips)
    Seat 7: LFC SINCE 79 (1500 in chips)
    Seat 8: Senna133x (1810 in chips)
    Seat 9: Don Hann (1360 in chips)
    daher_ali: posts small blind 15
    LFC SINCE 79: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to DeLamlendige [Kd Ks]
    Senna133x: raises 90 to 120
    Don Hann: folds
    KristLee: calls 120
    chalain11: folds
    DeLamlendige: raises 420 to 540
    THE BIG ERN: folds
    maris35: calls 540
    daher_ali: folds
    LFC SINCE 79: folds
    Senna133x: raises 420 to 960
    KristLee: calls 840
    DeLamlendige: raises 770 to 1730 and is all-in
    maris35: raises 30 to 1760 and is all-in
    Senna133x: raises 50 to 1810 and is all-in
    KristLee: calls 320 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (50) returned to Senna133x
    *** FLOP *** [Tc 8d 6c]
    *** TURN *** [Tc 8d 6c] [8c]
    *** RIVER *** [Tc 8d 6c 8c] [9h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Senna133x: shows [Qd As] (a pair of Eights)
    maris35: shows [Qs Jh] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
    maris35 collected 60 from side pot-2
    DeLamlendige: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
    maris35 collected 1350 from side pot-1
    KristLee: shows [Qc Ad] (a pair of Eights)
    maris35 collected 5165 from main pot
    joeri26 is connected
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 6575 Main pot 5165. Side pot-1 1350. Side pot-2 60. | Rake 0
    Board [Tc 8d 6c 8c 9h]
    Seat 1: KristLee showed [Qc Ad] and lost with a pair of Eights
    Seat 2: chalain11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: DeLamlendige showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
    Seat 4: THE BIG ERN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: maris35 (button) showed [Qs Jh] and won (6575) with a straight, Eight to Queen
    Seat 6: daher_ali (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: LFC SINCE 79 (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: Senna133x showed [Qd As] and lost with a pair of Eights
    Seat 9: Don Hann folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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  10. DeLamlendige DeLamlendige is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2009 (11/3/2009 3:02pm) in reply to aad

     
    Originally Posted by aad View Post

    This one is truely unreal, wow! AAAALMOST as bad as the guy in the WSOP losing with quad aces to a royal flush...

    yeah...except for the 10k buy-in and the fact that it was quad aces over a royal flush it was 100% the same
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