Motherfucking suck-ass fucking one outer on the motherfucking river. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #21973076204: $11 + $1 Rush Sit & Go (169665423), Table 8 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:37:24 ET - 2010/06/29
Seat 1: dpiken (2,000)
Seat 2: Angerfist99 (2,000)
Seat 3: krissam (2,000)
Seat 4: JMTF (2,000)
Seat 5: ermwothowmuch (2,000)
Seat 6: pmlloans (2,000)
Seat 7: ncoopstar (2,000)
Seat 8: MALS6 (2,000)
Seat 9: dsm614 (2,000)
dpiken posts the small blind of 15
Angerfist99 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MALS6 [Kh Ad]
krissam folds
JMTF folds
ermwothowmuch has 8 seconds left to act
ermwothowmuch has timed out
ermwothowmuch folds
pmlloans calls 30
ncoopstar folds
MALS6 has 8 seconds left to act
MALS6 raises to 120
dsm614 calls 120
dpiken calls 105
Angerfist99 raises to 480
pmlloans folds
MALS6 calls 360
dsm614 calls 360
dpiken folds
*** FLOP *** [Kc Kd 5s]
Angerfist99 bets 1,520, and is all in
MALS6 calls 1,520, and is all in
dsm614 folds
Angerfist99 shows [Ac As]
MALS6 shows [Kh Ad]
*** TURN *** [Kc Kd 5s] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Kd 5s Jd] [Ah]
Angerfist99 shows a full house, Aces full of Kings
MALS6 shows a full house, Kings full of Aces
Angerfist99 wins the pot (4,630) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,630 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc Kd 5s Jd Ah]
Seat 1: dpiken (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Angerfist99 (big blind) showed [Ac As] and won (4,630) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 3: krissam didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: JMTF didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: ermwothowmuch didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: pmlloans folded before the Flop
Seat 7: ncoopstar didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: MALS6 showed [Kh Ad] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 9: dsm614 (button) folded on the Flop

and before that...the fucking cooler

Full Tilt Poker Game #21972792929: $12 + $1 KO Sit & Go (169659773), Table 5 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:22:49 ET - 2010/06/29
Seat 1: MALS6 (5,420)
Seat 2: Thoth555 (4,405)
Seat 3: djalmaleite (4,510)
Seat 4: shane0218 (3,310)
Seat 5: OShagnasty23 (8,660)
Seat 6: agilles (3,700)
Seat 7: Quincy3 (2,545)
Seat 9: meluschapiro (3,480)
meluschapiro posts the small blind of 40
MALS6 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MALS6 [Ks As]
Thoth555 calls 80
djalmaleite raises to 240
shane0218 folds
OShagnasty23 folds
agilles folds
Quincy3 has 15 seconds left to act
Quincy3 folds
meluschapiro folds
MALS6 calls 160
Thoth555 calls 160
*** FLOP *** [6s Jh Kh]
MALS6 checks
djalmaleite has been disconnected
djalmaleite has reconnected
Thoth555 checks
djalmaleite bets 760
MALS6 calls 760
Thoth555 folds
*** TURN *** [6s Jh Kh] [6c]
MALS6 checks
djalmaleite bets 2,280
MALS6 raises to 4,420, and is all in
djalmaleite calls 1,230, and is all in
MALS6 shows [Ks As]
djalmaleite shows [Ad Ac]
Uncalled bet of 910 returned to MALS6
*** RIVER *** [6s Jh Kh 6c] [7c]
MALS6 shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
djalmaleite shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
djalmaleite wins the pot (9,300) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9,300 | Rake 0
Board: [6s Jh Kh 6c 7c]
Seat 1: MALS6 (big blind) showed [Ks As] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 2: Thoth555 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: djalmaleite showed [Ad Ac] and won (9,300) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 4: shane0218 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: OShagnasty23 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: agilles didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Quincy3 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: meluschapiro (small blind) folded before the Flop

and then after the fucking one-outer...the 2 outer

Full Tilt Poker Game #21973698536: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (169668410), Table 8 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:11:55 ET - 2010/06/29
Seat 1: dhertel (2,255)
Seat 2: MaximusTN (2,470)
Seat 4: halfred (1,555)
Seat 5: AverageJoeyseph (6,030)
Seat 6: MALS6 (4,145)
Seat 7: J_Blu3Jack3t (2,955)
Seat 8: benandboba (5,460)
Seat 9: macadocious11 (4,295)
MaximusTN posts the small blind of 30
halfred posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MALS6 [Ah Ac]
AverageJoeyseph calls 60
MALS6 raises to 240
J_Blu3Jack3t has 15 seconds left to act
J_Blu3Jack3t has requested TIME
J_Blu3Jack3t calls 240
benandboba folds
macadocious11 folds
dhertel folds
MaximusTN folds
halfred folds
AverageJoeyseph raises to 960
MALS6 raises to 4,145, and is all in
J_Blu3Jack3t calls 2,715, and is all in
AverageJoeyseph calls 3,185
MALS6 shows [Ah Ac]
J_Blu3Jack3t shows [Qd Qh]
AverageJoeyseph shows [Kd Kh]
*** FLOP *** [Qc 5s Ks]
*** TURN *** [Qc 5s Ks] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 5s Ks 6d] [9d]
MALS6 shows a pair of Aces
AverageJoeyseph shows three of a kind, Kings
AverageJoeyseph wins the side pot (2,380) with three of a kind, Kings
J_Blu3Jack3t shows three of a kind, Queens
AverageJoeyseph wins the main pot (8,955) with three of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,335 Main pot 8,955. Side pot 2,380. | Rake 0
Board: [Qc 5s Ks 6d 9d]
Seat 1: dhertel (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: MaximusTN (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: halfred (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: AverageJoeyseph showed [Kd Kh] and won (11,335) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: MALS6 showed [Ah Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: J_Blu3Jack3t showed [Qd Qh] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 8: benandboba didn't bet (folded)