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Are you f****** kidding me..

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  1. DJLampshade DJLampshade is offline

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    May 15th, 2005 (5/15/2005 2:05am)

    This hand is a fucking joke..

    IamBR is at seat 0 with $85.90.
    HarryCarry is at seat 1 with $248.
    ANNIESPANTIES is at seat 2 with $136.15.
    Fishman3002 is at seat 3 with $188.
    artamis is at seat 4 with $49.
    cesco2629 is at seat 5 with $333.90.
    DKP66 is at seat 6 with $98.
    Wrathux is at seat 7 with $65.75.
    Swelux is at seat 8 with $102.25.
    DJLampshade is at seat 9 with $80.
    The button is at seat 0.

    HarryCarry posts the small blind of $1.
    ANNIESPANTIES posts the big blind of $2.

    IamBR: -- --
    HarryCarry: -- --
    ANNIESPANTIES: -- --
    Fishman3002: -- --
    artamis: -- --
    cesco2629: -- --
    DKP66: -- --
    Wrathux: -- --
    Swelux: -- --
    DJLampshade: Ac Qc

    Pre-flop:

    Fishman3002 folds. artamis raises to $7. cesco2629
    folds. DKP66 folds. Wrathux folds. Swelux folds.
    DJLampshade calls. IamBR folds. HarryCarry folds.
    ANNIESPANTIES folds.

    Flop (board: Ad Ah Kd):

    DJLampshade checks. artamis bets $15.
    DJLampshade calls.

    Turn (board: Ad Ah Kd 7d):

    DJLampshade bets $15. artamis goes all-in for $27.
    DJLampshade calls.

    River (board: Ad Ah Kd 7d 9d):

    (no action in this round)

    Showdown:

    artamis shows 3c 8d.
    artamis has 8d Ad Kd 7d 9d: flush, ace high.
    DJLampshade shows Ac Qc.
    DJLampshade has Ac Ad Ah Kd Qc: three aces.

    Hand #5868308-3670 Summary:

    $3 is raked from a pot of $99.
    artamis wins $96 with flush, ace high.
  2. Username Username is offline

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    May 15th, 2005 (5/15/2005 2:36am) in reply to DJLampshade

    I would need to buy a new mouse on that one! SICK!
  3. BigDonE72 BigDonE72 is offline

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    May 15th, 2005 (5/15/2005 3:38pm) in reply to Username

    He was offsuit so he had 2 different flush draws. You were suited so u only had one. Knowing this you really had no business being in the hand.
  4. Rico Rich Rico Rich is offline

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    May 15th, 2005 (5/15/2005 5:59pm) in reply to BigDonE72

    and it was obvious you didnt have the AK for the boat. leaving him w/ the nuts!
  5. Azone Azone is offline

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    May 15th, 2005 (5/15/2005 7:23pm) in reply to Rico Rich

    He just had no idea what to do with that crap-so he just kept betting-he's a blind squirrel! Very very ul hand!

    G-d forbid he checks crap and just lays down. ai
  6. imbaaaack imbaaaack is offline

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    May 16th, 2005 (5/16/2005 2:09am) in reply to Azone

    that sucks man, who the hell knows what he was thinkin

    he must of been HIGH AS HELL. to do what he just did. I would have put a re-raise in after that post flop bet he made, just enough to see if i was out kicked.....

    that just sucks though any way you slice it man. yuck.
  7. FlyHi FlyHi is offline

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    May 16th, 2005 (5/16/2005 11:58am) in reply to imbaaaack

    All kinds of crap happens. Last night in a 30 sng, I have 46 offsuit in the BB at 50/100, maybe 7 left, and the SB hesitates, then limps into me. We both have about 1800, having started with 1500. Flop comes all clubs, ace high, sb checks, I bet 200, he reraises. I paired the 6, and I figure my 4 of clubs may be the only club in our pockets. Hey, its only a 30, anyway. I go allin, half because I like my club and my pair, half because I want to defend my blinds. You know the rest - sb has a set of aces, i catch a miracle club on the river for my flush. I wouldn't normally play that loose, but limping with aces set me up with a pair and a draw, so I committed. Its like 08b - flop a set of aces with a low draw, and count on getting screwed by a wheel. UB special.
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