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1% freeroll contest closing at 5 pm est today

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  1. thorladen thorladen is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:41pm)

    submit on here what you will do with the (im guessing 30k when i win :) it ) simple as that contest closes tomm and ill judge my favorite answer and the winner gets 1% of me
     
  2. SyphonSoul SyphonSoul is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:43pm) in reply to thorladen

    LOL
     
  3. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:44pm) in reply to thorladen

    I would fly myself out to Vegas and enter a few tournies also and give 1% of those winnings to other OTers, as well as a supply of hookers and blow for the duration of my stay.
  4. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:45pm) in reply to thorladen

    Part of it would go to an Ot freeroll

    I would give the rest of it to Merilee maybe take Giggles on vacation

    I would hire a plane with a banner to fly over Atlanta proclaiming .....................

    "Thorladen King of OT"

    GL sir
  5. hostile hostile is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:46pm) in reply to thorladen

    gg student loans
  6. sean614 sean614 is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:46pm) in reply to thorladen

    i would probably pay off some debt. Fly my gf somewhere nice. And maybe enter a few live tourneys ~1k each.
  7. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:47pm) in reply to thorladen

    freeroll it in the main event.

    or i dunno, i'd probably try to find a house and put a down payment on it, but since hubby and i are jobless, just hibernate in an apartment till we got jobs. i don't have a crazy answer since im poar.

    but lets see, if i had a job, i would....take 10k and re-do my entire car, well for 5k, and save the other 5k for when the engine blows (im keeping it forever), fmxer says he wants 5k for a bike, i say no, where's my diamonds?, so we would probably buy another TV so we have match TV's for our xbox's, then we'd buy a contra van and load up our xboxes and rockband gear and tour the country performing rockband...we will even dress the part. so currently recruiting either a singer/drummer/or guitar, since i play bass, fmxer can do drums or guitar. PM murderer for details. He's my agent.
  8. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:48pm) in reply to thorladen

    i would probably hit up a few orphanages and hospitals, and just rub it in the faces of the less fortunate people, and show that i am much more baller than they are.
  9. saxman saxman is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:48pm) in reply to thorladen

    I would set 5k aside to enjoy some micro grinding and stuff the other 25k into the next heads up championship. Canadians own at those things.
  10. OMGitsBEAST OMGitsBEAST is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:49pm) in reply to towman1

    since 1% of 30k is 300...i'd prolly just start my bankroll on $5 SNG's since i lost it a long time ago
  11. Diggs Diggs is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:49pm) in reply to thorladen

    I'd buy 6000 Shamwows
  12. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:50pm) in reply to Diggs

    i'd pay off all my debt and buy you infinite beers for the summer :)
      
  13. m0ss m0ss is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:51pm) in reply to heavyj80

    I've been trying to save up a nice size down payment to open my own gym, and the 30k would probably get me to where I need to be. I would also probably use 10k to buy into the main event, and do a free roll for PD for 1% of myself :)
  14. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:51pm) in reply to thorladen

    at 1st id pretend to be really grateful, like most oters, then id turn my back on you and never share another word once the check cleared.

    no donations.
    nothing worthy to society.
  15. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:52pm) in reply to saxman

    lol, just make sure to spend some money on setting up a website with live cameras that show a 360-degree view to prove it's really you playing. Never mind the fact that your opponents might be able to see your hole cards on it.
  16. smcrawford2 smcrawford2 is online now The Decision Tree

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:52pm) in reply to thorladen

    I'd hire a midget to get wasted, rent a monkey suit for him, and have him wander around a city of OT's choosing throwing dog shit at randoms. And I'd hire someone to video it. Oh, and I'd cover the midget's bail.
     
  17. Spiltbongwater Spiltbongwater is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:53pm) in reply to heavyj80

    I would take the trip to Cambodia and volenteer to make wheelchairs for the people who still get maimed from land mines. Rest I would go from micro stakes to low stakes, and invest the bulk of the money for future use.
  18. jeffboski jeffboski is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:54pm) in reply to thorladen

    I would give 15k to BFactor and Giga
     
  19. Dubner Dubner is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:54pm) in reply to sean614

    well id uh give my dad 10k as reparations for having such a degenerate son, then id proly fly out my boys to some island or somethin and spew off like 5k, and the 15k id prolly use for my br and to spew
  20. BigRed0000 BigRed0000 is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:54pm) in reply to Spiltbongwater

    20k worth of weed

    5k to parents

    5k to cihldrens hospital so they can buy weed to smoke themselves.
  21. Leet8s Leet8s is offline usausausausausa

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:54pm) in reply to jeffboski

    Pay for my semester at NYU Stern before I go into full-time options trading position.
     
  22. jlourenc jlourenc is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:54pm) in reply to thorladen

    Half would go to charity of our choosing, other half would fly me to vegas and take take out OTers for drinks on us
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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:55pm) in reply to timthegem

    Well, assuming I would pay taxes ($10k), I would take $6k and pay off some of my car. I would use $4k as an online bankroll, and with the other $10k, I would fly out to Vegas for 2 days with 3 other people from OT. Take the $8k and play 4 hands of $2k blackjack. Should I win all 4, I would play 1 final hand of $8k, then quit after that. With the money left over, 25% would go to an OT Freeroll, in which it would be split amongst 20 people. I would blow 10% at the stripclub the last night in vegas, and sav the rest.
  24. lukeyboy19 lukeyboy19 is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:55pm) in reply to Niceguy

    I'd take a shot at the 25k hu on ftp next year, buy wowswift a new vacuum, wein a new joo hat and bgx some stilts.
  25. Wein Wein is offline Sunday Millionaire

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:55pm) in reply to thorladen

    I would buy %'s of Allen Kessler in every WSOP event I could. Possibly Doug Kim, too.
     
  26. stillbridge stillbridge is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:56pm) in reply to timthegem

     
    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post

    lol, just make sure to spend some money on setting up a website with live cameras that show a 360-degree view to prove it's really you playing. Never mind the fact that your opponents might be able to see your hole cards on it.

    ltfol its a live tourney, no wonder u think its really yogi u r clueless
  27. justinsier9 justinsier9 is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:58pm) in reply to thorladen

    Honestly,

    I would buy food, drinks, furniture, and an apt to support my lil bro sis and myself (18)

    if you want to hear whole story pm me cuz im not discussing my personal life over this message board...

    js
  28. stillbridge stillbridge is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 3:59pm) in reply to Wein

     
    Originally Posted by Wein View Post

    I would buy %'s of Allen Kessler in every WSOP event I could. Possibly Doug Kim, too.

    Demitri Nobles is where the smart $ is
  29. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 4:00pm) in reply to thorladen

    Get WAR laid but make a movie in the process that involves whores, llamas, baseball cards and low limit pot limit 8 tournaments and possibly Bake McBride and the lounge act at the Gold Coast.
  30. Wein Wein is offline Sunday Millionaire

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    May 24th, 2009 (5/24/2009 4:00pm) in reply to stillbridge

     
    Originally Posted by stillbridge View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Wein View Post

    I would buy %'s of Allen Kessler in every WSOP event I could. Possibly Doug Kim, too.

    Demitri Nobles is where the smart $ is

    fuck.

    Now you're the front runner. You win this round, matador.
     
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