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1 shot of jager=154.5 calories WTF

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  1. Counting Bodies Counting Bodies is online now

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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 4:57am)

    Just read this fun little fact, does this seem ridiculous to anyone else? ha no wonder the gut is getting a little bigger than normal too much sitting around playing poker and taking shots of jager at :55. Always thought hard A was lower in calories than beer...guess not.
     
  2. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 5:00am) in reply to Counting Bodies

    lol gg guidos
  3. xxACES UPxx xxACES UPxx is offline

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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 5:24am) in reply to Lord Supremo

    Lots of calories in drinking. Lowest youre gonna get is vodka at like 64 calories an ounce. You drink a six pack of one of those microbreweries your looking at over a 1000 calories easy.
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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 5:32am) in reply to Counting Bodies

    Bacardi Light and Diet ftw if you're trying to drink but want less calories.
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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 5:49am) in reply to LadyLuck84

    liquor significantly slows down your metabolism on top of those 150+ calories
  6. AUSteweyOX AUSteweyOX is offline

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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 6:29am) in reply to cdmalgee

    what is whiskey at? thanks OP for letting me pat myself on the back for switching away from jager 2 yrs ago
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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 6:33am) in reply to AUSteweyOX

    start mixin in red bull with the yager too and oh boy
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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 7:35am) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    damn this thread is gay
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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 9:04am) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

     
    Originally Posted by DBo Fo Sho View Post

    start mixin in red bull with the yager too and oh boy

    so this is the reason i have gotten so fat
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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 1:53pm) in reply to djg23

    no wonder all the fat bishes at the bar I go to drink jager...
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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 1:59pm) in reply to jdbunchOSU

    ghosttext!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. JPS84 JPS84 is offline

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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 9:57pm) in reply to Scha

    sure but just drink enough that you boot and then how many calories is that shit? it's like bulimia but much more fun
  13. joeykukzMSU joeykukzMSU is offline

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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 10:01pm) in reply to JPS84

    2 types of people drink jager..

    1. college people
    2. guys who wear thier softabll team t-shirt and camo hat to the bar on the day they didnt play softball.

    there is the math for you.
  14. xxbossmanxx xxbossmanxx is offline Plays poker like a X-Boxxx

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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 10:38pm) in reply to joeykukzMSU

     
    Originally Posted by joeykukzMSU View Post

    2 types of people drink jager..

    1. college people
    2. guys who wear thier softabll team t-shirt and camo hat to the bar on the day they didnt play softball.

    there is the math for you.

    lolz. OP, name change = counting calories.
    Edited By: xxbossmanxx Jun 3rd, 2010 at 10:39 PM
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    Jun 3rd, 2010 (6/3/2010 10:42pm) in reply to xxbossmanxx

    shit. i was just talkin' to my friend about jager bombs. went to vegas and all she drank from last friday to monday were jager bombs. didn't have water at all till monday.
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    Jun 4th, 2010 (6/4/2010 1:28am) in reply to xxbossmanxx

    If your intent is to get drunk, there's almost no way around the calories. Whether you choose liquor, wine, malt liquor, or beer, the calorie count will end up being the same in the end (because you've consumed the equivalent amount of alcohol).

    I've done the math forwards, backwards and sideways. Liquor is stronger, but packs more calories per ounce. The lightest light beers you can find have such a low volume of alcohol that you need to consume so many to feel the effects.

    If you're going to do liquor, go with vodka, gin or rum. Anything else is going to be higher in calories. And when you're mixing, avoid juices, Red bulls or full-flavored soft drinks. That's where you really pack on the calories.
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    Jun 4th, 2010 (6/4/2010 1:31am) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts

    drink to get drunk, who cares about calories??

    and eff Jager, Sambuca shots FTW
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    Jun 4th, 2010 (6/4/2010 2:26am) in reply to thereraise

    jager is disgusting and is just about one of the worst things you can put in your body.
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    Jun 4th, 2010 (6/4/2010 2:28am) in reply to NUTZREALHUGE

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    Jun 4th, 2010 (6/4/2010 2:33am) in reply to Admiral

     
    Originally Posted by Admiral View Post

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    Jun 4th, 2010 (6/4/2010 3:07am) in reply to Counting Bodies

    wow that seems high
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    Jun 4th, 2010 (6/4/2010 3:07am) in reply to wwe_freak_88

    consuming 3000+ calories has never been so fun.
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