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  1. sobizzle21 sobizzle21 is offline Scammer

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:19pm)

    must have at least 2k posts, split profits 50/50, post something ill like will give u a better chance to get picked

    winners so far:
    justjohnny
    joeykukzmsu
    reech
    donkey kong
    sweetness
    2slick4u
    superleggera
    normlfella
    ttk1149
    mr323
    markeckert2000

    ok closed, sorry to ones i didnt get but am 25+ tablin on stars and too hard to ship more now
    Edited By: sobizzle21 Mar 27th, 2011 at 08:02 PM
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  2. Zien50 Zien50 is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:20pm) in reply to sobizzle21

    I dont have 2k posts. Pick me
  3. LuckyWilbury LuckyWilbury is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:27pm) in reply to Zien50

    I have finished 10th in this before, wait that's not really a brag, FML.

    Also, that's a lot of steak, very nice of you especially considering how much OT sucks at poker.
  4. kidrockin kidrockin is offline cro magnon

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:27pm) in reply to LuckyWilbury



    cant play but gl
     
  5. just-jOHnny just-jOHnny is offline I got nothin

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:29pm) in reply to sobizzle21




    J_Blu3Jack3t - PS
    Edited By: just-jOHnny Mar 27th, 2011 at 05:43 PM
  6. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:30pm) in reply to just-jOHnny

    Awesome Stakes bro. Now dont bust me since your at my table. haha
     
  7. joeykukzMSU joeykukzMSU is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:31pm) in reply to wantagolf




    joeykukz
    Edited By: joeykukzMSU Mar 27th, 2011 at 06:02 PM
  8. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:31pm) in reply to joeykukzMSU

    nice little midwestern town you have there sir, reminds me of Medina, OH, where I grew up. gl to you and whoever turns out to be your horsies today

    Edited By: Reech Mar 27th, 2011 at 07:05 PM
    Reason: pdxreech on stars, you da man!
  9. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:33pm) in reply to Reech





    probiem (usa)
  10. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:36pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

    Why I Got Divorced!
    Why I'm divorced.........

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up
    on that morning..

    I went downstairs for breakfast
    hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
    'Happy Birthday!',
    and possibly have a small present for me.

    As it turned out,
    she barely said good morning,
    let alone
    ' Happy Birthday.'

    I thought....

    Well, that's marriage for you,
    but the kids....
    They will remember.

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
    and didn't say a word..
    So when I left for the office,
    I felt pretty low
    and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office,
    my secretary Jane said,
    'Good Morning Boss,
    and by the way
    Happy Birthday ! '
    It felt a little better
    that at least someone had remembered.

    I worked until one o'clock ,
    when Jane knocked on my door
    and said, 'You know,
    It's such a beautiful day outside,
    and it is your Birthday,
    what do you say we go out to lunch,
    just you and me..'
    I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
    that's the greatest thing
    I've heard all day.
    Let's go !'

    We went to lunch.
    But we didn't go
    where we normally would go.
    She chose instead at a quiet bistro
    with a private table.
    We had two martinis each
    and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

    On the way back to the office,
    Jane said, 'You know,
    It's such a beautiful day...
    We don't need to go straight back to the office,
    Do We ?'

    I responded,
    'I guess not.
    What do you have in mind ?'
    She said,
    'Let's drop by my apartment,
    it's just around the corner..'

    After arriving at her apartment,
    Jane turned to me and said,
    'Boss, if you don't mind,
    I'm going to step into the bedroom
    for just a moment.
    I'll be right back.'
    'Ok.' I nervously replied.

    She went into the bedroom and,
    after a couple of minutes,
    she came out
    carrying a huge birthday cake .....
    Followed
    by my wife,
    my kids,
    and dozens of my friends
    and co-workers,
    all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

    And I just sat there....

    On the couch....

    Naked.
  11. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:41pm) in reply to sobizzle21

    Know you've seen it before, but what the hell, I love this thing...

    Edited By: 2Slick4u Mar 27th, 2011 at 05:45 PM
    Reason: Thanks to GPop21 for this all-time classic!
  12. Superleggera Superleggera is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:42pm) in reply to 2Slick4u







    ty for doing this... igetcoolered on PS.
  13. undertheradar undertheradar is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 5:45pm) in reply to Superleggera

    Just miss on the posts, but here's a joke anyways:

    A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.

    The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."

    The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."

    He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls."
  14. sobizzle21 sobizzle21 is offline Scammer

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 6:00pm) in reply to undertheradar

    ill choose the winners and shipin an hour at next break
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  15. barbaroprado barbaroprado is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 6:10pm) in reply to sobizzle21

    nice steak gl to the horses you choose... i dont have 2k posts but i ran for wanta the other day. im legit

    superstackin
  16. ttk1149 ttk1149 is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 6:10pm) in reply to barbaroprado









    datko9

    ty for doing this
  17. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 6:12pm) in reply to barbaroprado

     
    Originally Posted by barbaroprado View Post

    nice steak gl to the horses you choose... i dont have 2k posts but i ran for wanta the other day. im legit

    superstackin


    he did and finished like 32nd out of 3K + for 21 bucks off a 3.30 stake.
     
  18. m0ss m0ss is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 6:16pm) in reply to wantagolf

    Just posting to see how many posts I have.
  19. Popperhead Popperhead is online now

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 6:20pm) in reply to m0ss

    Every fucking hockey team needs ice girls like those
  20. normlfella normlfella is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 6:53pm) in reply to Slinky252

    Id love to run for ya sobizzle







  21. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 7:10pm) in reply to normlfella

    I'm on my friends computer so can't post any good hot chicks.....on that note:

    Boobs, sexy legs in stockings and bj's from whores! TY for your consideration :)

    Edit: Imagine the blonde above giving you a bj
    Edited By: Mr323 Mar 27th, 2011 at 07:11 PM
  22. joeykukzMSU joeykukzMSU is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 7:11pm) in reply to Mr323

    in it to win it. GL other horses
  23. markeckert2000 markeckert2000 is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 7:16pm) in reply to joeykukzMSU



    markeckert2k
  24. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 7:31pm) in reply to joeykukzMSU

     
    Originally Posted by joeykukzMSU View Post

    in it to win it. GL other horses

    Same to you, bud. Wouldn't it be cool if all the horses Ft'd this bish? Sobiz would get a 500k Stakehorse Badge lulz.
  25. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 7:37pm) in reply to 2Slick4u

    thanks sobizzle.. snapped in and focused, looking to bring you something good to eat.. glgl guys
  26. sean b sean b is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 7:49pm) in reply to Sweetness777


    seannfcp on stars
  27. Stockage Stockage is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 7:55pm) in reply to Sweetness777

    my kids went to barrington hs and may know you. you are like 20 something correct?
  28. sobizzle21 sobizzle21 is offline Scammer

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 7:59pm) in reply to Stockage

     
    Originally Posted by Stockage View Post

    my kids went to barrington hs and may know you. you are like 20 something correct?

    yea 24, graduated in 05
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  29. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 8:17pm) in reply to sobizzle21

    received regid

    gl whore sis
  30. normlfella normlfella is offline

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 8:18pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

    thx for the shot man.... GLGL OT horses
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