So after almost 4 years of being a member of P5s I finally got to 1K posts. Cheers! Applause! The first 1K post where nobody recognizes the OP! Alright! Seriously tho, 4 years before the 1K post, that has to be some sort of record. Shame that the first year and a half or so was spent in PD exclusively, lol, I was such a n00b.

To celebrate, I wanna give out some nice juicy steaks. Not just one, but like a billion of them. Picture a whole frickin OT army of people pwning tournaments. Here's how it's gonna go:

Besides browing OT, one of my favorite time-wasting exercises is browing YouTube...to be eligible for a steak, all you have to do is link/embed a YouTube video in this thread.
Rules:

1) I'm going to pick my 10 favorite videos and give the person who posted them a steak into tomorrow's Sunday $11 250K guaranteed.

2) In addition, I'm going to choose my very favorite entry and stake them in the $55 DNG Sunday Special. So I'm actually picking 11.

3) The steaks will be standard 50/50, just ship half of what you cash for back to DaPretzel, no stakeback required.

4) It can be any type of video, as long as I like it. Usually funny is the best way to go, but anything goes.

5) Bonus points will be given for videos I've never seen. So ya, the double rainbow vid is awesome, but it's already been posted in OT at least twice, so I probably won't pick that. Obv you have no idea whether I've seen something or not, so I guess this part's just luck.

6) I'm not going to punish you if you only linked it instead of embedding it, I haven't tried myself but I've heard that embedding in the new P5s is f'ed up.

7) You must have at least like 300 posts. This one's not cut and dry, just don't turn out to be a scamming little bitch.

So that's it. I know 11 steaks is a hell of a lot to give out... especially in a contest where you have to be sort of familiar with YouTube to enter. It's very possible all you'll have to do is post a vid in this thread and you'll get one. We'll see. GL everyone, now GET POSTING.

The deadline for this is 12:00 noon CT tomorrow.

****WINNERS****

Thanks for the vids everyone, was nice to see so much participation...I def had to leave a lot of good ones out; sorry to everyone who wasn't picked. For those that are picked, I'll be shipping the $ in the next half hour or so. Gonna say which video I picked too just for your own curiosity.

The 10 who get an $11 Sunday 250K Guaranteed steak are:

1) 2Slick4u for the OT Hitler vid (how the hell had I not seen this?)
2) JksRBetter for the fat kid on rollercoaster
3) Serlinsteak19 for the Root Beer Mozart thing (just for pure talent's sake)
4) Calibre908 for the "Ah, fuck" bitchslap video
5) rungoodmuch for the redneck ride video (OMFG)
6) Pker4Dummies for the animation thing (holy hell that's sick)
7) Superlegga for the news anchor that couldn't stop laughing 8) Dizz05 for the Chica Bomb video (only one I picked that I had seen before, I mean, I'd have to be ghey not to pick this one)
9) Glo4m for the rap star impressions
10) SluggerWV for a conglomeration of all of them I guess, my favs out of yours were probably the gorgeous French news anchor, the OCD bikini chick, or the slam dunk contest vid.

(EDIT: didn't see that superlegga couldn't play, so playwithfire05 gets a steak for the invictus w/ vuvuzelas vid.)

Just to mess with you guys I'll wait another 10 minutes or so to announce the grand prize $55 DNG Sunday Special Steak.

****Winner of the $55 Steak****

Unforseen for the japanese gameshow vid. Downright classic.

Feel free to post updates, etc. in this thread. GL to all the horses!!!!!!!!

hell no, where the fuck have i been, ive never seen that hitler OT vid, very funny. what am i 2-3 years late on this?

No stake needed, just want to play along. Also this plays to jay/tsxxx thread

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congrats on 1k, and heres some lacrosse highlights almost the way the game is sposed to be played, without the deaths tho that traditionally occur.

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Ive watched over 30k youtube vids these are a few of my favs. First vid is lack of human intelligence. Second vid always gets me lol'ing because actually looks like he's hittin babies lol Third vid is straight shocking.
Congrats on 1k, enjoy the vids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgfmHb1Xlhs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4A-uBU0BEw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWeAXGVfN6c

Cant get embed to work here's the links

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congrats on 1K man, I just hit the mark recently as well. glgl to your runners. igetcoolered (Memphis) on pokerstars.



edit: can't play due to last minute World Cup plans, so if you were going to stake me then please send it to another person. Hope you enjoyed the video!
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Dizz05 on stars
Good luck to you and your horses!

This guy has scoliosis so bad, he sometimes can't walk-really awesome video IMO.

forgot to say i cant play tomorrow so no stake needed