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  1. Much__Bettor Much__Bettor is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:17pm)

    got to have over 200 post, standard 50/50 split , jus post something that will make me laugh.

    -mkm u got one, my bro was a pro golfer made no $$ so grinds limit games now

    - calbre u got the other

    all shipped best of luck
  2. mkm44 mkm44 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:21pm) in reply to Much__Bettor

    Would love to play!

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  3. calibre908 calibre908 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:21pm) in reply to Much__Bettor

    Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML
  4. Hallettcopta Hallettcopta is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:21pm) in reply to Much__Bettor

    I have been a member here for almost a year and still dont know how to post any pictures
  5. amymarie1967 amymarie1967 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:22pm) in reply to Much__Bettor

    A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly.

    The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce some excitement, unexpected lust, passion and so on into the process. He ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan.

    "Well," he says to the doctor, "I did everything you suggested. The boss let me leave work an hour early. I sped home leaving rubber all over the road. I skidded all the way up the driveway (after I'd cleaned up the mail box). I slammed the door, charged into the house and found Sheila in the living room. I stripped her naked and we went to it, hammer and tongs, on the coffee table!"

    "And did you enjoy it!?" asked the doctor enthusiastically.

    "Well," says the guy slowly and thoughtfully, "No, but the Bible group thought it was pretty neat!"
  6. calibre908 calibre908 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:24pm) in reply to calibre908

    Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

    Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

    btw would love to play, thanks
  7. amymarie1967 amymarie1967 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:24pm) in reply to Much__Bettor

    Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

    - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

    - His new computer includes a DVD drive and a tissue dispenser.

    - When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

    - Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

    - He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

    - Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.

    - When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

    - You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

    - As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

    - During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

    - His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.
  8. ilovescotch ilovescotch is offline Mod of teh xfers

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:26pm) in reply to amymarie1967

  9. mozzer mozzer is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:26pm) in reply to amymarie1967

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  10. calibre908 calibre908 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:28pm) in reply to calibre908

    long but no cliffnotes neccesssary, just read

    from forwarded email:

    This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse.

    Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

    Dear Mrs. Samsel,

    Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

    1.. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

    4 July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

    6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

    8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

    10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

    11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

    12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna=2 0look' by using different sizes of funnels.

    13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

    14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
    And last, but not least...

    15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
    Sincerely,
    Wal-Mart
  11. DonTerrifico DonTerrifico is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:32pm) in reply to mozzer

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  12. amymarie1967 amymarie1967 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:33pm) in reply to Much__Bettor

  13. Much__Bettor Much__Bettor is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:33pm) in reply to calibre908

    calibre is your city atlanta??
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  14. calibre908 calibre908 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:34pm) in reply to Much__Bettor

    yes sir
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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:35pm) in reply to ilovescotch

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  18. calibre908 calibre908 is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:38pm) in reply to amymarie1967

    weeeeeeeeeeee duude thx gl ....gonnna ft dis bizzitch
  19. Much__Bettor Much__Bettor is offline

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    Feb 19th, 2009 (2/19/2009 12:53pm) in reply to calibre908

    hey mkm are u gonna register????
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