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holy shit!!!! lololol. I wouldn't call my mother for 2 days either if she was like that. How old are you? oh 20, well lolol
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Joined: Apr 07May 8th, 2009 (5/8/2009 11:41am) in reply to j_money24
surely youre not giving us some info....??? what did your mom tell the state troopers for them to show up at your house? i doubt the would show up if your mom told them what you just told us. give us the Coors Light Cold Hard Facts....
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I seriously thought it was going to be because of all the fucked up movie titles you posted in that other thread.
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Lolllllllllllllll... nice brag at living in such a low crime area the cops wouldn't laugh until they cried and only show up to call you a mommas boy. ;)-
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mother's day is coming up. she just wants to make a scene. oh and i yelled at her for molesting me when i was a child.
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in my attempt to find parenting "mom fail" pictures i found a fail so good it almost wins.
Almost....
:shakes head :
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yeah i was pretty perplexed that they came to my house too...
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my mom told them they need to take me to a psychiatric hospital, so they were asking me if i had any weapons on anything or if i was planning on doing something crazy...
ironically, these last 2 days have been the best days i've had in the last several months -
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Two days? That's nothin'. My Uncle Marty? Will knows him. That guy fuckin' drinks like you've never seen! One night he was drivin' back to his house on I-93 -- Statie pulls him over. Guy's tryin' to walk the line -- but he can't even fuckin' stand up, and so my uncle's gonna spend a night in jail. Just then there's this fuckin' BOOM like fifty yards down the road. Some guy's car hit a tree, he was probably drunker than my Uncle, who fuckin' knows? So the cop goes "Stay here" And he goes runnin' down the highway to deal with the other crash. So, my Uncle Marty's standin' on the side of the road for a little while, and he's so fuckin' lit, that he forgets what he's waitin' for. So he goes, "Fuck it." He gets in his car and drives home.
So in the morning, there's a knock on the door it's the Statie. So my Uncle's like, "Is there a problem?" And the Statie's like "I pulled you over and you took off." And my Uncle's like "I never seen you before in my life, I been home all night with my kids." And Statie's like "Let me get in your garage!" So he's like "All right, fine." He takes around the garage and opens the door --and the Statie's cruiser is in my Uncle's garage. he was so hammered that he drove the police cruiser home. Fuckin' lights and everything! The fuckin' Trooper was so embarrassed he didn't do anything. The fuckin' guy had been drivin' around in my Uncle's car all night lookin' for the house. -
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But see if you were really crazy then I wouldn't expect you to admit it on the boards. Please ask ur mom to open a pfives acct and offer her side. kthxbye
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This thread is useless without pics of your mom
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^^^ lolOriginally Posted by norcaljeff
Two days? That's nothin'. My Uncle Marty? Will knows him. That guy fuckin' drinks like you've never seen! One night he was drivin' back to his house on I-93 -- Statie pulls him over. Guy's tryin' to walk the line -- but he can't even fuckin' stand up, and so my uncle's gonna spend a night in jail. Just then there's this fuckin' BOOM like fifty yards down the road. Some guy's car hit a tree, he was probably drunker than my Uncle, who fuckin' knows? So the cop goes "Stay here" And he goes runnin' down the highway to deal with the other crash. So, my Uncle Marty's standin' on the side of the road for a little while, and he's so fuckin' lit, that he forgets what he's waitin' for. So he goes, "Fuck it." He gets in his car and drives home.
So in the morning, there's a knock on the door it's the Statie. So my Uncle's like, "Is there a problem?" And the Statie's like "I pulled you over and you took off." And my Uncle's like "I never seen you before in my life, I been home all night with my kids." And Statie's like "Let me get in your garage!" So he's like "All right, fine." He takes around the garage and opens the door --and the Statie's cruiser is in my Uncle's garage. he was so hammered that he drove the police cruiser home. Fuckin' lights and everything! The fuckin' Trooper was so embarrassed he didn't do anything. The fuckin' guy had been drivin' around in my Uncle's car all night lookin' for the house. -
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omfg lol, if I93 is in the middle of nowhere i actually believe thisOriginally Posted by m4ch1n3
^^^ lolOriginally Posted by norcaljeff
Two days? That's nothin'. My Uncle Marty? Will knows him. That guy fuckin' drinks like you've never seen! One night he was drivin' back to his house on I-93 -- Statie pulls him over. Guy's tryin' to walk the line -- but he can't even fuckin' stand up, and so my uncle's gonna spend a night in jail. Just then there's this fuckin' BOOM like fifty yards down the road. Some guy's car hit a tree, he was probably drunker than my Uncle, who fuckin' knows? So the cop goes "Stay here" And he goes runnin' down the highway to deal with the other crash. So, my Uncle Marty's standin' on the side of the road for a little while, and he's so fuckin' lit, that he forgets what he's waitin' for. So he goes, "Fuck it." He gets in his car and drives home.
So in the morning, there's a knock on the door it's the Statie. So my Uncle's like, "Is there a problem?" And the Statie's like "I pulled you over and you took off." And my Uncle's like "I never seen you before in my life, I been home all night with my kids." And Statie's like "Let me get in your garage!" So he's like "All right, fine." He takes around the garage and opens the door --and the Statie's cruiser is in my Uncle's garage. he was so hammered that he drove the police cruiser home. Fuckin' lights and everything! The fuckin' Trooper was so embarrassed he didn't do anything. The fuckin' guy had been drivin' around in my Uncle's car all night lookin' for the house. -
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it is called a welfare check and involves a request from a relative to check on the welfare of someone who cannot be reached and there is cause for concern that they may be injured or otherwise in need of assistanceOriginally Posted by saxton82
surely youre not giving us some info....??? what did your mom tell the state troopers for them to show up at your house? i doubt the would show up if your mom told them what you just told us. give us the Coors Light Cold Hard Facts....
it is one of the things that make police officers people who are deserving of our respect
op's mom loves him and was probablly worried about his safety
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this is exactly the kind of thing i was talking about:Originally Posted by murderer
It's been an hour and no one has mentioned this?!Originally Posted by j_money24
mother's day is coming up. she just wants to make a scene. oh and i yelled at her for molesting me when i was a child.
Originally Posted by pigalet42
LOL ty railbot - I feel like I've been taking crazy pills - OT keeps passing over stuff like this today
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Ok Ill be the hero and ask...Was it jus some sniffing around down there or was it full on gobblingOriginally Posted by murderer
It's been an hour and no one has mentioned this?!Originally Posted by j_money24
mother's day is coming up. she just wants to make a scene. oh and i yelled at her for molesting me when i was a child.
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lol, you're kidding, right?Originally Posted by ntanygd760
omfg lol, if I93 is in the middle of nowhere i actually believe thisOriginally Posted by m4ch1n3
^^^ lolOriginally Posted by norcaljeff
Two days? That's nothin'. My Uncle Marty? Will knows him. That guy fuckin' drinks like you've never seen! One night he was drivin' back to his house on I-93 -- Statie pulls him over. Guy's tryin' to walk the line -- but he can't even fuckin' stand up, and so my uncle's gonna spend a night in jail. Just then there's this fuckin' BOOM like fifty yards down the road. Some guy's car hit a tree, he was probably drunker than my Uncle, who fuckin' knows? So the cop goes "Stay here" And he goes runnin' down the highway to deal with the other crash. So, my Uncle Marty's standin' on the side of the road for a little while, and he's so fuckin' lit, that he forgets what he's waitin' for. So he goes, "Fuck it." He gets in his car and drives home.
So in the morning, there's a knock on the door it's the Statie. So my Uncle's like, "Is there a problem?" And the Statie's like "I pulled you over and you took off." And my Uncle's like "I never seen you before in my life, I been home all night with my kids." And Statie's like "Let me get in your garage!" So he's like "All right, fine." He takes around the garage and opens the door --and the Statie's cruiser is in my Uncle's garage. he was so hammered that he drove the police cruiser home. Fuckin' lights and everything! The fuckin' Trooper was so embarrassed he didn't do anything. The fuckin' guy had been drivin' around in my Uncle's car all night lookin' for the house. -
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I have heard this same story before, don't know where...someone is telling storiesOriginally Posted by hldngaflush
lol, you're kidding, right?Originally Posted by ntanygd760
omfg lol, if I93 is in the middle of nowhere i actually believe thisOriginally Posted by m4ch1n3
^^^ lolOriginally Posted by norcaljeff
Two days? That's nothin'. My Uncle Marty? Will knows him. That guy fuckin' drinks like you've never seen! One night he was drivin' back to his house on I-93 -- Statie pulls him over. Guy's tryin' to walk the line -- but he can't even fuckin' stand up, and so my uncle's gonna spend a night in jail. Just then there's this fuckin' BOOM like fifty yards down the road. Some guy's car hit a tree, he was probably drunker than my Uncle, who fuckin' knows? So the cop goes "Stay here" And he goes runnin' down the highway to deal with the other crash. So, my Uncle Marty's standin' on the side of the road for a little while, and he's so fuckin' lit, that he forgets what he's waitin' for. So he goes, "Fuck it." He gets in his car and drives home.
So in the morning, there's a knock on the door it's the Statie. So my Uncle's like, "Is there a problem?" And the Statie's like "I pulled you over and you took off." And my Uncle's like "I never seen you before in my life, I been home all night with my kids." And Statie's like "Let me get in your garage!" So he's like "All right, fine." He takes around the garage and opens the door --and the Statie's cruiser is in my Uncle's garage. he was so hammered that he drove the police cruiser home. Fuckin' lights and everything! The fuckin' Trooper was so embarrassed he didn't do anything. The fuckin' guy had been drivin' around in my Uncle's car all night lookin' for the house. -
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Joined: Apr 05May 8th, 2009 (5/8/2009 1:45pm) in reply to j_money24
Are we talking oral or digits in the poo pooOriginally Posted by j_money24
oh and i yelled at her for molesting me when i was a child.
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