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  1. jaykell15 jaykell15 is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:32am)

    http://www.thestar.com/living/food/a...hristmas-feast

     

    A New Jersey mom who aims to be the world’s heftiest woman enjoyed what was arguably the world’s biggest Christmas dinner over the weekend.

    43-year-old Donna Simpson, who currently weighs more than 600 pounds, sat for two straight hours and consumed nearly 30,000 calories worth of food, reports the UK’s Daily Mail.

    The massive feast consisted of two 25-pound turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15 pounds of potatoes, five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing, and 20 pounds of vegetables.



    Sexy.
    Edited By: jaykell15 Dec 29th, 2010 at 03:35 AM
  2. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:34am) in reply to jaykell15

    At least you know she swallows.
  3. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:35am) in reply to LeftyMark

    all that food is only 30,000 calories?
  4. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:37am) in reply to Niceguy

    Yeah, Im thinking 1 25 lb turkey is 30,000 calories in itself.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:38am) in reply to Niceguy

    1, 2
     
  6. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:39am) in reply to Luho



    He looks impressed.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:40am) in reply to Luho

    I'd hate to reincarnated as her toilet.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:41am) in reply to goofy2485

    Did they move her vagina to the front of her stomach?
  9. GambleAB GambleAB is offline 1. I'm awesome

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:41am) in reply to goofy2485

    Well at least she's eating veggies.
     
  10. ttk1149 ttk1149 is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:42am) in reply to GambleAB

    two kids? how could you tell shes pregnant?
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:46am) in reply to GambleAB

    At least she has goals.
  12. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:47am) in reply to rebelfd

    I can't believe she's not butter.
  13. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:50am) in reply to XquiziVex

    I would just like to thank the first 10 repliers itt who stayed away from the black guy fat white woman humor. It shows real class.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:52am) in reply to Niceguy

    Wat is that guy doing with that girl? ^^^^
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:52am) in reply to Niceguy

    I was going to comment on his black and gold shoes and then I noticed her painted toenails. Pretty fly.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:54am) in reply to timthegem

    Did she paint them herself?
     
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:54am) in reply to Luho

    I bet he has sex with that stomach vagina.
     
  18. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 3:55am) in reply to heynow21

    It's ketchup.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 4:03am) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    At least you know she swallows.


    lol gold
  20. ajv174 ajv174 is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 4:03am) in reply to shallowcal

    totally disgusting. but how is that 30k calories only? everywhere i've seen a pound of turkey is between 500 and 1000 calories. 500 * 50 pounds = 25,000 calories already from the turkey alone. not to mention, does she really eat veggies? i call bs.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 4:28am) in reply to ajv174

    welfare + disability + government housing + doing her internet porn buisness = profit
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 4:34am) in reply to joeykukzMSU

     

    A New Jersey mom who aims to be the world’s heftiest woman

    say wat
  23. 1.21Gigawatts 1.21Gigawatts is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 4:45am) in reply to DJam21

    someone needs to post the video of the 84,000 calorie Christmas dinner that was posted a couple days ago.

    Oh, and I call bullshit on this whole story. Why would a person who aims to be the fattest woman in the world waste valuable stomach real estate on vegetables, turkey and bread?? talking about getting the least amount of calories per serving. What did she wash it down with? Green tea?
  24. MasturNate MasturNate is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 5:09am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    I would just like to thank the first 10 repliers itt who stayed away from the black guy fat white woman humor. It shows real class.

    its a known fact that black guys like SMALL white women.

    actually nvm they like all white women.
  25. 8888kush 8888kush is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 5:16am) in reply to MasturNate

    How do white girls know they are getting to fat???
















    Black guys start hitting on them.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 5:24am) in reply to 8888kush

    "She got the Guinness World Record as the world's fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 38stone.

    She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

    Donna met Jacqueline's father Philippe on a dating site for plus-size people, even though he weighed only 10 stone.

    He supported her 12,000-calorie a day diet and was a 'belly man' who loved her enormous shape."



    I don't really know what stone are.... but you do the math.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 5:45am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    I would just like to thank the first 10 repliers itt who stayed away from the black guy fat white woman humor. It shows real class.


    to be honest, it was 3rd on my list of potential wisecracks:

    1.) micheal jordan during filming of another Hanes commercial.

    2.) wait a minute... he's not robbing her?

    3.) black man, fat white woman
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 6:02am) in reply to ttk1149

     
    Originally Posted by ttk1149 View Post

    two kids? how could you tell shes pregnant?

    Kids are still in there obv.
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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 6:18am) in reply to cizastro

    does he enjoying moving her fat out of the way to insert his penis into her vagina.
  30. Frictionless Frictionless is offline

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    Dec 29th, 2010 (12/29/2010 6:54am) in reply to sXeffects

    It's really probably not that unhealthy in all honesty... I mean she did eat 20lbs of veggies.
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