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40 things you'll never hear a southern boy say....

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  1. The Herbie The Herbie is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:18pm)

    40 things you'll never hear a southern boy say....

    40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
    39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
    38. Duct tape won't fix that.
    37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
    36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
    35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
    34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
    33. You can't feed that to the dog.
    32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
    31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
    30. Wrestling's fake.
    29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
    28. We're vegetarians.
    27. Do you think my gut is too big?
    26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
    25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
    24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
    23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
    22.Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
    21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.
    20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
    19. Trim the fat off that steak.
    18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
    17. The tires on that truck are too big.
    16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
    15. I've got it all on the C: drive.
    14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
    13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
    12. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
    11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
    10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
    9. Checkmate.
    8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
    7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
    6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
    5. I don't have a favorite college team.
    4. Be sure to bring my salad dre ssing on the side.
    3. You All.
    2 . Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

    1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight .......lol
  2. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:20pm) in reply to The Herbie

    Such stereotypes.
  3. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:21pm) in reply to The Herbie

    banhammer...gtfo
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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:21pm) in reply to The Herbie

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  5. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:22pm) in reply to junsie

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:23pm) in reply to junsie

    damnit solid
  7. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:24pm) in reply to rocksolid124

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  8. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:25pm) in reply to The Herbie

    This was his second post since he's been here though. He was trying oh so hard to fit in.
  9. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:26pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

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  10. az1969 az1969 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:26pm) in reply to The Herbie

    You honestly think I'm going to read a post that has a list of 40 of anything? Try 10 next time.
  11. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:27pm) in reply to sacaniga

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    FYP
  12. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:27pm) in reply to The Herbie

    some funny one's in there OP... fuck the haters imo
  13. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:29pm) in reply to rocksolid124

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  14. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:30pm) in reply to The Herbie

    loool @ "Checkmate"
  15. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:30pm) in reply to sacaniga

    And I could come up with a list of hundreds of false Northern stereotypes, but it would be pointless and likely get the same responses as this thread was able to get.
  16. mrniphty mrniphty is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:31pm) in reply to The Herbie

    who the fuck still drinks zima?
     
  17. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:35pm) in reply to rocksolid124

    I wouldn't ask to ban you though...ftr
  18. cdmalgee cdmalgee is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:35pm) in reply to The Herbie

    born in the capital of the confederacy and raised to the south of it.

    Does 11 suggest that most northern men get two cases of Zima for the super bowl? When you go to watch a game at your buddy's super homosexual salad tossing fuckin' yankee ass lover's house, do you bring Zima?
  19. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:35pm) in reply to The Herbie

    And wow, after reading the OP list, I must not be a Southern boy *sigh*

    Well...except for 12...but I wouldn't marry someone named Bobbie Joe. Oh and 14, because unsweetened tea indeed tastes like horse shit.

    Now...as far as OT goes, you'll never hear OT say,

    40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

    Or

    8. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
  20. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:35pm) in reply to The Herbie

  21. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:38pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    ^^ Lol page 2'd.
  22. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:38pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    oh gawd...not again...
  23. Matt Tobin Matt Tobin is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:39pm) in reply to cdmalgee

    One thing you will here a southern boy say.

    G T F O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  24. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:41pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    lolll funny list
  25. JmL1984 JmL1984 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:46pm) in reply to The Herbie

    lol that was awesome
  26. stevieg987 stevieg987 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:47pm) in reply to rocksolid124

    made funny
  27. Matt Tobin Matt Tobin is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:50pm) in reply to JmL1984

    Obama does not approve this list.

  28. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 4:58pm) in reply to stevieg987

    I thought it was funny i say a lot of those things and i have never been north of Mason/Dixon
  29. donkosaurus donkosaurus is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 5:38pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    serially
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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 5:38pm) in reply to The Herbie

    Fuck rednecks... scum of the fucking earth
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