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40 Whacks With A Wet Noodle Bart!

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  1. RaidenRadio RaidenRadio is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 12:25am)



    Post the Simpsons moments that will always make you at least crack a smile.

    This one will always make me laugh, I'm laughing just thinking about it.

    Some others:

    Mrs. Lovejoy: We're not talking about love, we're talking S-E-X in front of the
    C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
    Krusty: Sex Cauldren???!!!! I thought they shut that place down!

    Grampa: Okay I admit it, I'm the Lindbergh baby!! Waaa! Waaa!! I miss my fly-fly da-da!
    FBI Agent: Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?
    Grampa: A little from column A, a little from column B.
  2. PrincipalSkinner PrincipalSkinner is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 12:29am) in reply to RaidenRadio

  3. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 12:31am) in reply to PrincipalSkinner

    when homer is selling their elephant...

    homer: here are the elephant's keys...
    *hands guy keys*
    buyer: elephants don't have keys...
    homer: ... well then i'll just keep these then.
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 12:35am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    �lol the Simpsons pwn so hard
  5. UncleLeo UncleLeo is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 12:37am) in reply to doomed222

    Flanders: Feels like im wearing nothing at all.. nothing at all.. nothing at all!
    Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders
  6. PrincipalSkinner PrincipalSkinner is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 12:42am) in reply to UncleLeo

    This one gets me all the time

    FBI Agent: We have places your family can hide in peace and security: Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville,
    Homer: Ooh, Icecreamville!
    FBI Agent: No, Screamville.
    Homer: Ahh!
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 12:54am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    1994-2003ish are AMAZING the writing was gold.

    i could go on and on with them sooo awesome, the gags are fucking hilarious

    homer: bart what does mom do when she punishes you

    bart: she makes me taste beer.

    homer: but marge everytime i learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain.

    remeberwhen i took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive?

    marge: homer you were drunk!!

    homer: and how

    Bart: Can I have a beer?
    Homer: All right, but not the imported.
    Marge: Homer!
    Homer: You've got to set limits, Marge.

    Homer: Hey boy. Wanna play catch?
    Bart: No thanks dad.
    Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
    Grampa: I'll play catch with you.
    Homer: Go home.

    [after the angel hoax is exposed]
    Homer: What the hell are we going to do with 10,000 angel ashtrays?
    Bart: I could take up smoking.
    Homer: You damn well better.

    Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget - we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.

    Homer: [reading a sign saying 'Gym'] A gime?
    [mispronouncing gym]
    Homer: what's a gime?
    Homer: [upon entering gym] Ooooh! A *Gime*
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:36am) in reply to Lameass_

    When homer doesnt win the lottery

    Grandpa : ah i knew we werent gunna win

    Homer : Well why didnt you tell the rest of us, why did you keep it a secret

    then he turns to bart

    Homer : if you were 17 we'd be rich, but nooooo you had to be 10.

    Too many to mention though
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:38am) in reply to RaidenRadio



    "...and there's a picture of a train"
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:39am) in reply to Waldo38

    Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
    -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?!
    Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a
    little.
    Homer: Well these bills will have to paid out of your allowance.
    Bart: You'll have to raise my allowance to about $1000 a week.
    Homer: Then that's what I'll do, smart guy.
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:44am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    Lousy Smarch weather.
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:46am) in reply to Waldo38

    When Bart gets in trouble and Homer has to go see Skinner. Goes something like this

    Skinner= Mr. Simpson your son has been passing notes that are obvious forger.....

    ( Homer hands Skinner a check for the damages Bart did and it's in the same exact shitty handwritting)
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:48am) in reply to RaidenRadio

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:50am) in reply to Waldo38

    Otto: I dont know bart, maybe your dad is right, i am a bum
    Bart: He didn't call you a bum, he called you a sponge.
    Otto: A SPONGE?! (Punches wall) I'll show him what this sponge can do!
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:52am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    This thread makes me feel bad about never taking the time to watch the Simpsons anymore :(
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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:53am) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    This thread makes me feel bad about never taking the time to watch the Simpsons anymore :(

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 2:29am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    off the top of my head, 2 quotes ..both from same epic episode (bart shoplifting at try-and-save)

    Don Brodka: That's it, Mr. Comedian. I'm calling your parents!
    [dials the phone]
    Don Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but... well, try and have a merry Christmas.
    [hangs up]
    Don Brodka: They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.

    Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.
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