Post the Simpsons moments that will always make you at least crack a smile.
This one will always make me laugh, I'm laughing just thinking about it.
Mrs. Lovejoy: We're not talking about love, we're talking S-E-X in front of the
Krusty: Sex Cauldren???!!!! I thought they shut that place down!
Grampa: Okay I admit it, I'm the Lindbergh baby!! Waaa! Waaa!! I miss my fly-fly da-da!
FBI Agent: Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?
Grampa: A little from column A, a little from column B.
lol the Simpsons pwn so hard
Flanders: Feels like im wearing nothing at all.. nothing at all.. nothing at all!
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders
This one gets me all the time
FBI Agent: We have places your family can hide in peace and security: Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville,
Homer: Ooh, Icecreamville!
FBI Agent: No, Screamville.
1994-2003ish are AMAZING the writing was gold.
i could go on and on with them sooo awesome, the gags are fucking hilarious
homer: bart what does mom do when she punishes you
bart: she makes me taste beer.
homer: but marge everytime i learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain.
remeberwhen i took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive?
marge: homer you were drunk!!
homer: and how
Bart: Can I have a beer?
Homer: All right, but not the imported.
Homer: You've got to set limits, Marge.
Homer: Hey boy. Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grampa: I'll play catch with you.
Homer: Go home.
[after the angel hoax is exposed]
Homer: What the hell are we going to do with 10,000 angel ashtrays?
Bart: I could take up smoking.
Homer: You damn well better.
Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget - we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.
Homer: [reading a sign saying 'Gym'] A gime?
Homer: what's a gime?
Homer: [upon entering gym] Ooooh! A *Gime*
When homer doesnt win the lottery
Grandpa : ah i knew we werent gunna win
Homer : Well why didnt you tell the rest of us, why did you keep it a secret
then he turns to bart
Homer : if you were 17 we'd be rich, but nooooo you had to be 10.
Too many to mention though
Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
-- "Oversized decorative poncho"?!
Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a
Homer: Well these bills will have to paid out of your allowance.
Bart: You'll have to raise my allowance to about $1000 a week.
Homer: Then that's what I'll do, smart guy.
Lousy Smarch weather.
When Bart gets in trouble and Homer has to go see Skinner. Goes something like this
Skinner= Mr. Simpson your son has been passing notes that are obvious forger.....
( Homer hands Skinner a check for the damages Bart did and it's in the same exact shitty handwritting)
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Otto: I dont know bart, maybe your dad is right, i am a bum
Bart: He didn't call you a bum, he called you a sponge.
Otto: A SPONGE?! (Punches wall) I'll show him what this sponge can do!
This thread makes me feel bad about never taking the time to watch the Simpsons anymore :(
off the top of my head, 2 quotes ..both from same epic episode (bart shoplifting at try-and-save)
Don Brodka: That's it, Mr. Comedian. I'm calling your parents!
[dials the phone]
Don Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but... well, try and have a merry Christmas.
Don Brodka: They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering machine, that's right.
Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.