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$400 into 90k...god bless ub blackjack

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  1. chewygotu chewygotu is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 12:57am)

    yeah that's right in less than 1 month my roomate turned 400 bucks (my rent) into 90k

    how bout them apples bitches
     
  2. kinsse kinsse is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 12:57am) in reply to chewygotu

    honestly what r u smoking tonight?
  3. cmval cmval is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 12:59am) in reply to kinsse

    whatever it is I want some

    UB is rigged btw
  4. chewygotu chewygotu is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:00am) in reply to kinsse

    smoking the truth
     
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  5. TheFirm53 TheFirm53 is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:00am) in reply to kinsse

    ok sorry, only checked stars. your stats are pretty sic on UB. i'll shut up now
  6. kinsse kinsse is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:04am) in reply to chewygotu

    "truth" is that what they r calling crack these days?
  7. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:08am) in reply to chewygotu

    mbn... tell that son of a bitch to buy some lottery tickets, obviously sold soul to devil to run good... may as well do it right
  8. werd2u werd2u is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:28am) in reply to sacaniga

    how the fuck did he do that? holy shittttttttt
  9. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:28am) in reply to chewygotu

    so has he lost it all back yet?
  10. OGPokerman OGPokerman is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:34am) in reply to NechitaCC

    So what are you saying OP? Blackjack is the devil INMYORAFICE
     
  11. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:46am) in reply to chewygotu

    hell be back down to $1K in no time.

    unless he is smart enough to cashout.. which i doubt.
  12. JokerJokerMan JokerJokerMan is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:47am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    LOL @ this thread. Such a level.
  13. chewygotu chewygotu is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 1:55am) in reply to kinsse

    ur right d bag im lying. In fact I have a fetish for claiming false large amounts of gambling winnings.

    btw the above statement is not sarcastic

    ky kinsee

    ps ky= kill yourself
     
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  14. just-jOHnny just-jOHnny is offline I got nothin

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 2:00am) in reply to chewygotu

    screen shots or gtfo

    edit* does ub have a seperate casino br???
  15. Movetime99 Movetime99 is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 2:25am) in reply to chewygotu

    his boy friends name is truth
  16. savvy savvy is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 2:34am) in reply to chewygotu

    1 we dont believe you

    2 we dont care

    3 gtfo
  17. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 3:02am) in reply to Movetime99

    you mean his boyfriends "friend" is name Truth.

    Truth D. Meathog, right OP?

    *hey OP*

    .I..
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    Mar 26th, 2008 (3/26/2008 3:12am) in reply to savvy

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    by bfactor on 3/9/2008 05:37 </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td><td></td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr><td><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td>PokerStars Game #15849322988: Hold'em No Limit ($200/$400) - 2008/03/09 - 05:51:47 (ET)
    Table 'Nassovia' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 6: bfactor ($91,841.50 in chips)
    Seat 9: Grimstarr ($78,155.50 in chips)
    bfactor: posts small blind $200
    Grimstarr: posts big blind $400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to bfactor [7h 2s]
    bfactor: raises $91,441.50 to $91,841.50 and is all-in
    Grimstarr: calls $77,755.50 and is all-in
    *** FLOP *** [7d 3s 9s]
    *** TURN *** [7d 3s 9s] [8d]
    *** RIVER *** [7d 3s 9s 8d] [7c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Grimstarr: shows [Ad Ah] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
    bfactor: shows [7h 2s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
    bfactor: collected $156,310.50 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $156,311 | Rake $0.50
    Board [7d 3s 9s 8d 7c]
    Seat 6: bfactor (button) (small blind) showed [7h 2s] and won ($156,310.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
    Seat 9: Grimstarr (big blind) showed [Ad Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens

    skillz</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

    Too bad I spent like $76,500 of it on superlotto tickets later that day and lost on every ticket. Man I suck at the lottery lolz.
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