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$5.96 on FTP for best caption. EDIT WITH WINNER

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  1. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 12:18pm)

    In honor of the fact that I hate FTP I am giving away my Rake back. This contest will run till Thursday Morning. Give it your best. You can do all 3 or just 1 doesn't matter just do your best and you will still be a winner.
    (Not in the contest but in life in general.)

    **EDIT** I replaced #3 since the one I had went pooof!

    Pic#1


    Pic#2


    Pic#3(new pic to replace the one I had)


    **EDITED**

    And the winner is: Both ShortyJacksn AND Princp!
    I actually have 16.96 on FTP so you 2 will split it evenly. Please pm me with your FTP names.

    8.48 each!
  2. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 12:20pm) in reply to Chazmental

    This is for the 3rd one....

    "I CANT SEE SHIT!"
  3. thefuture021 thefuture021 is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 12:21pm) in reply to Phi

    ^would also work for the first, not so much the second.
  4. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 12:22pm) in reply to Chazmental

    1) this beer has a zing to it
    2) i'm doing this like master mkind taught me
    3) red x bitch deal with it.
  5. mozzer mozzer is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 12:22pm) in reply to thefuture021

    lol
  6. muddyrugger1 muddyrugger1 is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 12:26pm) in reply to Chazmental

    1 - *Pffft*.... Oooops, waz that me?

    2 - God, please dont let her see my stiffy.

    3 - Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sasame Street?
  7. Jokerluelz Jokerluelz is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 12:29pm) in reply to Chazmental

    1. And Like When He like takes a Drink Like This ? he Will be like OMG this beer taste like Piss


    2. I would give my Right Nut to be a baby again and Be fed by those.



    3. Whats its Like to be stevie Wonder for a Day
  8. junsie junsie is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 12:31pm) in reply to Chazmental

    #1 Clay: "bitch what you doing? we need a fluffer in here"
    Bitch: "do you have some water?"
    Clay throws water on shirt
    Bitch: "you asshole!"
    Clay: "you like it, now get your ass in here!"

    #2 Maria: "nice weather today"
    Kid: "it's a tit bit nipply out"

    #3 There used to be a great picture here, I swear I know to how to post pictures
  9. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 12:36pm) in reply to junsie

    1. "...I wonder what Raid tastes like?"

    2. "Wow, you almost have nicer breasts than my sister."

    3. "You see, it isn't what, but <span>why</span>."
  10. Ballistik Ballistik is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 1:09pm) in reply to bfactor

    GAWD, I wish this beer would stop giving me the runs, pffft



    Her: " You wish Pin Dick "
    Him: "ONE TIME!"

  11. Ballistik Ballistik is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 1:17pm) in reply to Ballistik

    Him: What I wouldnt do to give her a pearl necklace

    Her: I wonder if he knows I have a cock
  12. weakone weakone is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 1:20pm) in reply to Chazmental

    #1) I hope I can get these piss stains out of my panties.

    #2) Keep your eyes up top slap dick.

    #2) I know you are looking at my fun bags and it makes me smile.
  13. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 1:37pm) in reply to Chazmental

    1) Britney Spears 2nd Annual impersonator contest 3rd runner up

    2) Can I "Open" you after the match?

    3) Very Modern Art
  14. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 1:42pm) in reply to the_schmenx



    Not a caption, but I'm bored.
  15. Bigblind Popper Bigblind Popper is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 1:45pm) in reply to weakone

    1) "The human body is made up of elevendyfour precent water, so if i drink this fast enough, it will go right through me, see, weeeeeeeee!"

    2) "I bet you cant touch your elbows together behind your back"

    3) "Paris through the eyes of a dead man"
  16. Ballistik Ballistik is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 1:47pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    lefty your too much, lolz....should of had some come out of her nose,, to show shes full bwahahaha
  17. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 1:54pm) in reply to Ballistik

    Ty, I'll do that next time.
  18. Bigblind Popper Bigblind Popper is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 1:57pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    3) "i miss the red X"
  19. Bawsten Bawsten is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 2:06pm) in reply to Chazmental

    #1- I love beer!!! Beer beer beer (ron burgandy voice)
    #2- Heyyy I can see down your shirt!
    #3- Im not an animal,... Im a human being

    SHIPPP
  20. Bigblind Popper Bigblind Popper is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 2:15pm) in reply to Bawsten

    3) "We got next"
  21. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 2:29pm) in reply to Bigblind Popper

    <span>Former Romanian Gymnast falls on hard times

    </span>

  22. ScorpioPPX ScorpioPPX is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 2:37pm) in reply to Chazmental

    #1 Drinking and shitting are two of my favorite three things. If anyone has some peanut butter i'll show you my favorite.

    #2 Not even if you were hung like the horse on your shirt.

    #3 Meth was a mixed blessing for the tooth fairy.
  23. Jaxsonguy Jaxsonguy is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 2:44pm) in reply to ScorpioPPX



    #1). "If YourTimeIsUp wasnt playing on stars right now during this 'raging' party, I'd def be the one to F*ck him".
     
  24. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 2:54pm) in reply to Jaxsonguy

    looooooooool Jax thats a good one. Keep them comming. There are some decent ones so far.
    Thread Starter
  25. nygmen24 nygmen24 is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 2:58pm) in reply to Chazmental



    When did wowswift dye her hair?
  26. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 2:59pm) in reply to Chazmental

    1.) "It's like......I cant understand why they all call me white trash, and like, I am so not a whore and like........."
  27. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 3:02pm) in reply to Chazmental

    1. "I make go poopie."
    2. "My cock is much prettier than my boobs."
    3. (On the cover of Cosmopolitan) "Jeffbeesdat's Sassy New Hairstyle (Page 112)"
  28. JET17 JET17 is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 3:12pm) in reply to Chazmental

    #1- Damn I'm sexy, I should be a toilet model!

    #2- Keep staring at my tits and I'm gonna serve your balls to Serena bish!

    #3- Did you hear Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons had a kid??
  29. jeffbeesdat jeffbeesdat is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 3:15pm) in reply to El Burro

    lololololol
     
  30. baughman baughman is offline

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    Sep 19th, 2007 (9/19/2007 3:44pm) in reply to Chazmental

    1- after 12 beers she looks like this

    2-" How far would you have been if I had not called you over here.

    3-What she looked like before beer 1
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