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  1. What is the most violent action you have ever performed?

    What is the most important thing you will teach your kids?

    We see many signs each day that say No Smoking, No Trespassing, No Pets, etc. If you could put an original “No _____” sign on your front door, what would it say?

    If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar on your face, would you do so?

    A comet hits the earth, and puts large amounts of dust into the atmosphere, blocking the sun's light and warmth. Where would be the best place to take refuge? Why?

    Im deciding my answers now, will post soon. GO!
  2. 1 chased a guy out of my house with a baseball bat after he gave his gf, who I knew before they started dating, a black eye

    2 brush your teeth

    3 hate

    4 give me 2

    5 time to start digging. geothermal energy FTW.
  3. For the record, this is early morning to me ;o)

    1) I don't believe in violence vs another human being, so breaking a brick?

    2) To always think things through for themselves and not be easily led astray.

    3) No stupid questions

    4) Yes *edit - I think a better q would be - If there was a really painful operation that would leave a nasty scar on your face that would give you 40 extra iq points, would you do it? *

    5) In a large building with its own power source and stockpile of food and a lot
    of smart people who may think of a solution.
  4. 1. i think i punched some kid in the face when i was in 5th grade or something.
    2. just be a good person and have fun
    3. NO AIDS
    4. no. unless 40 is a lot and would make me top 1% in intelligence.
    5. casino, unless seal will let me into that building.
     
  5. 1) I kicked out this guys teeth after I threw him on the floor in grade 9. He had previously threw me into a bench in the locker room and I had a huge goose-egg so it was revenge heated.

    2) Happiness

    3) entry

    4) I think this answer could easily change depending on your age/situation etc. Right now I would say hell yeah, but earlier in life I wouldn't have traded looks away when I was still chasing tail.

    5) I would go somewhere that is used to harsh conditions already, being that they would be closest to being prepared. However I would want to go somewhere where there is still a good sized population. Northern canada or Alaska maybe?
    Thread Starter
  6. 1 - punched a guy who called my 4 bet from utg today with JJ ... and hit set to beat my KK

    2 - don't overplay JJ

    3 - No Donkeys

    4 - for sure, > poker winnings and pay for surgery to fix it.

    5 - porn shop. ultraviolet light for vitamin D
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  7. 1 - threw a butter knife at my brother when we were kids

    2 - to love and respect themselves

    3 - assholes

    4 - hell no (i'm vain, i can admit it)

    5 - wherever the president is (i assume he would be in the safest place)
  8. beat up someone repeatedly with someone else

    wrap it up

    being stupid plz

    i isopse so

    nyc thats where all those movies are made/ everything works out in the end
     
  9. was playing rugby and i stamped on some guy that i hated (i broke his arm) ooops

    take responsibility for your actions

    haters

    Im clever enough ;)

    somewhere with lots of foods supplies - probably supermarket
  10. fought my bestest friend in jr high over girls (lol)

    be yourself

    ...

    lol at ppl who would not take a scar for 40 IQ points

    the moon?
  11. 1. I've been in a couple very minor fistfights, both of which "technically" should count as more violent than my most violent moment, but I still think this one was my worst, because it was totally fucked up. I was walking to class in junior high, and having a bad day (I think I had gotten a bad grade on a math test or something). Anyway out of nowhere I randomly here some kid behind me in the crowded hallway say "Go faster!!!" I didn't even realize at first that the kid was talking to me, since he was behind me, so I couldn't see him, and also, there were people walking directly in front of me, so it would have been physically impossible for me to go any faster, so I figured he must have been yelling at someone else. So then I hear it again, except this time I feel someone kick the back of my ankle, the achilles tendon or whatever (like 6 inches up from your heel on the back of your leg). Then about half a second later again I get kicked and about half a second later again I get kicked, all while this asshole is saying "GO FASTER!!!" So I went totally apeshit and without even looking to see who it was that was behind me, I turn around, and shove the kid as hard as I possibly could. This is where it gets kinda fucked up. See, I didn't really stop to look at the kid, I just turned and immediately shoved as hard as I could, cuz I was totally pissed, so by the time I realized who it was, it was too late. The kid must have weighed at least FIFTY pounds less than me, and about half a foot shorter than me. He flew in the air, about 2 feet vertically up off the ground, and then about 6 or 7 feet backwards, and crashed into the fence behind us (he hit the fence before he hit the ground lol, it was really scary, for a sec I thought I killed him or something). I felt sooooo bad. I remember he was just sorta frozen there shaking, staring at me in disbelief, like he couldn't believe someone would do something like that to him. And I was just standing there too, I didn't say anything at first. Finally after a few seconds I was like "I'm sorry man... I.. I didn't mean to.... I....I didn't meean to push you that hard, I was just angry." or something like that. He didn't respond I don't think, he just stayed there, half lying down half against the fence. I was like "Uh... are you alright?" and he started to stand back up, but he wasn't looking at me, and he looked very shook up by it all, so I just kinda said sorry again and backed away and walked off. I felt really bad, cuz I definitely wouldn't have done that if I had realized how much bigger I was than him before I shoved him, but it all happened really fast.

    2. I don't plan on ever having kids.

    3. No white people allowed. I'm white (I always say I'm asian since I'm like 1/16th asian, but who am I fooling, lol) so I think it would be pretty funny/awesome if I put up a No White People Allowed sign. Everyone would be like wtf???? What can I say. I have a poor sense of humor.

    4. The scar is irrelevant because scar or no scar I wouldn't want to increase my I.Q. by 40 points. I know a lot of people with I.Q.'s in the 140-160 range and almost all of them are quite sane and normal people. Just very smart, but not crazy or psycho or anything. I also know a few people with I.Q.'s between 160 and 175. NONE of them, not ONE of the people I know with I.Q.'s over 160 are sane. All of them are somewhere between mildly and moderately insane. I dunno what it is, but there seems to be some kind of cutoff where after around 160 or 165 once your I.Q. is above that, at least from what I've seen, it comes with some amount of mental insanity. If I jumped my I.Q. by 40 points I would have an I.Q. of 182, and so I wouldn't want to do it, cuz I think I'd go totally nuts.

    5. The International Space Station maybe? Lol I guess that would only work for so long though. So maybe deep underground in some bunker with a bunch of canned food or something I guess. Bleh, that would be pretty boring tho.
  12. 1 Some kid made fun of my brother for being in prison and i lost it i beat him till some one pulled me off he had to go to the hospital ;(

    2 Love

    3 No assholes

    4 No

    5 With my family were all going to die so i would hang out with them
  13. Im not very violent, but I have hit a few guys in the face.

    To always think about others, and be nice to them.

    No fat chicks

    No way, I'm smart enough as it is

    I would probably just die
  14. 1. At school I was in a fight and broke a guys nose and knocked 3 of his teeth out. It was brutal.

    2. TO think for themselves

    3. No fat chicks.

    4. Of course. Chicks dig scars anyway.

    5. BOmb shelter.
  15. 1) Shot a suicide bomber in the face.

    2) Self-respect and self-worth

    3) In-laws

    4) No. I'm already brilliant.

    5) London. There's no sunlight there anyway.
     
  16. 1) I hit a kid in the head with a lunchbox in gradeschool
    2) to love and be loved
    3) No Republicans
    4) I'm not sure I'd like to be a genious, it may be more of a burden than you'd think
    5) Jenna Jameson's vagina
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  17. 1. knocked one of my sisters teeth loose, chocked a guy til he was pruple in the face
    2. don't plan on havin kids
    3. no more drama
    4. sure chicks dig scars
    5. whatever gov't underground facilities that we cant find
  18. <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>What is the most violent action you have ever performed?
    Killing my real father ( However the beatdown I put on my moms boyfriend after their divorce was alot worse and drawn out. He hit my step sister in the face and broke her jaw. I was going to post the story after this story and my step father story but thought I would wait).
    http://www.pocketfives.com/748EE58A-...61B161682.aspx

    What is the most important thing you will teach your kids?
    Treat everyone equally.

    We see many signs each day that say No Smoking, No Trespassing, No Pets, etc. If you could put an original “No _____” sign on your front door, what would it say?
    "No guarentees you will leave alive"

    If you could increase your IQ by 40 points by having an ugly scar on your face, would you do so?
    Nope

    A comet hits the earth, and puts large amounts of dust into the atmosphere, blocking the sun's light and warmth. Where would be the best place to take refuge? Why?
    A volcano somewhere near Japan/China.
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
  19. -A few random fist fights, nothing to brutal.

    -Don't get in a position where others make decisions for you.

    -No clothes

    -No im smart enough

    -Underground bunker with its own power station, greenhouses, water supply, ventalation system and crispy creme. Why??? because it has a crispy creme.
  20. Got in a fight kneed a guy in the face busted his shit up

    I have no idea what i will teach my kids because im a dirtbag, probably respect

    My sign would say No Problems

    Not a chance i like intelligance level and my looks

    I would take refuge in my house with friends and family hopefully the heat still works and i can use artificial light
  21. 1. Went off on one night and beat the shit out of 3 guys at one time... at the grand isle tarpon rodeo..

    2. Respect. (discipline a close 2cd)

    3. No Bitching at ME

    4. Hell yea.. (anyone who thinks they are smart enough is an idiot, btw).. besides being smarter would prob make me a billionaire and hot chics dont give a fuck what rich people look like.

    5. This is a tough one... Idk but after taking the 40 point IQ jump im sure I would figure out the best thing to do..

    Kajun PWNz
  22. 1. In sixth grade, after both of my parents had died in the span of 17 months, I was constantly losing my temper. This one kid in gym class, who I hated, started making fun of me for my mom dying... so I swung at him and hit his face. He had taken some karate, so he tried a roundhouse kick... but he was a fat fucker like me, so he whiffed, and I swept his leg. Once he was on the ground, I dropped to my knees on his shoulders, and just started wailing away at his face until the gym coach pulled me off (mercifully). Luckily, the coach knew my history, and chalked it up to "boys will be boys". No punishment.

    2. You alone are responsible for the moral, ethical, and practical consequences of your choices.

    3. No religious fundamentalists.

    4. Nope. I agree with bfactor here. I feel that, hovering around 140-150, I'm already teetering dangerously on the edge of diminishing IQ returns. Seen enough "super-geniuses" who couldn't socially interact their way out of a wet paper bag.

    5. Near any abundant energy source that doesn't require heat and light. Underground, probably. Eventually that dust will settle (may take decades?), so just gotta make what we have last.