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$5 shipped on stars shipped to j_farah. THANKS OT!!!

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  1. Platypus22 Platypus22 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 5:38pm)

    A big thank you to OT and to j_farah
  2. 1.21Gigawatts 1.21Gigawatts is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 5:44pm) in reply to Platypus22

    "You sure there's no more Bud Light, mom? I can't stomach this fucking piss water."
  3. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 5:49pm) in reply to Platypus22

    After drinking his weight in beer, little Jimmy realized he was going to need a boost in order to piss in the plant.
  4. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 5:54pm) in reply to Platypus22

    Kids
    "This shit sucks"
  5. yardsalecustomr yardsalecustomr is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 5:56pm) in reply to Platypus22

  6. ud2 ud2 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 5:56pm) in reply to Platypus22

    "Mommy?" ud2 on FTP ty
  7. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 5:58pm) in reply to Platypus22

    "Jeezuz, I do 2 tours in Iraq, come home and all you got is this pisswater beer? Bish, GTFO!"

    edit: i like how many entries use the word 'piss' in this contest. should be a requirement imo.
  8. skeeze666 skeeze666 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:00pm) in reply to Platypus22

    Dressing your child in army fatigues: $50
    Putting money away for your child's education: $200,000
    Teaching your child to be a redneck at an early age: Priceless
  9. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:07pm) in reply to skeeze666

    You like my cammies? Wanna buy some fireworks?
  10. Matt Tobin Matt Tobin is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:11pm) in reply to ihaterats

    "Daddy's gonna be pissed when I drink all his cheap beer"
  11. DonkDon DonkDon is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:14pm) in reply to Matt Tobin

    "If this is Milwaukee's best then i'm keepin my ass in Texas"
  12. ShortStack3 ShortStack3 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:18pm) in reply to Platypus22

    "WTF, I thought Phil Hellmuth was suppose to be on this case...what a JOPKE!"

    (have to watch the new cardplay tv high stakes living to understand)
  13. acp acp is online now

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:20pm) in reply to Platypus22

    LOL daddy is so cheap
  14. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:22pm) in reply to acp



    *LeftyMark is not eligible for this contest. He was just really bored.
  15. acp acp is online now

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:23pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    rigged
  16. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:25pm) in reply to Platypus22

    shit, how am I supposed to drive home, I drank my booster seat. F ess
  17. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:28pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    good ole lefty
  18. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:31pm) in reply to Platypus22

    LooooooooooooooooooooooooL I need to get real shops.
  19. Platypus22 Platypus22 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 6:31pm) in reply to ihaterats

    Lefty...you're going to hell. lolololololol
    Thread Starter
  20. palmerjoe palmerjoe is online now

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 7:14pm) in reply to Platypus22

    "Well shit, BGX found the beer again..."
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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 7:37pm) in reply to Platypus22

    "outlets are so 2007"
  22. Matt Tobin Matt Tobin is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 7:46pm) in reply to acp

    " Ok I'm in camo, no one can see me I'll grab a couple of beers log on to Pocket Fives, make a few lame posts. Then just kick back and relax. Ah life is good"
  23. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 8:06pm) in reply to Platypus22

    "F milk and cookies, ive leaving this for Santa"
  24. RaidenRadio RaidenRadio is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 8:07pm) in reply to Platypus22

  25. Iplaythabored Iplaythabored is offline ghost writer

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 8:10pm) in reply to Platypus22

    i vote for don and reech
     
  26. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 8:26pm) in reply to Platypus22

    "Fuck Obama, I just typical white kid."

    (insert background goat sound for enhanced effect)
  27. Dizz05 Dizz05 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 9:07pm) in reply to Platypus22

    lmfao lefty
  28. Platypus22 Platypus22 is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 9:51pm) in reply to Dizz05

    So far I like J-farah's the best. (of course leftys is obv good too, as are most of these!)

    I'm gonna choose the winner around midnight EST

    Thanks evry1 for the funny stuph!
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  29. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 10:00pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    ^^ looooool, winner LM.
  30. JicJacJohnsN JicJacJohnsN is offline

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    Mar 21st, 2008 (3/21/2008 10:12pm) in reply to Platypus22


    It says...."With the money these ass whipes save buying this crap, we should be able to get outta this trailer by christmas".
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