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  1.  
    Originally Posted by ripomatic View Post

    Go to a hospital, or large church and do some volunteer work!!!!!!!

    you can get to know and "network" with more mature people.

    good call on the voluteer work angle
  2. Had a pretty lengthy conversation last night (with chicks at a bar obv) about fairly similar topics to this thread... a big part of why everyone bitches that they can't find a good partner anymore is that so many people live a lifestyle where everything social revolves around drinking.

    There's a lot out there to do without the booze. You're more likely to find what you're apparently looking for there, sir.

    And you don't get to run the "I work 60 hours a week and all day Sundays so it's impossible" angle... if it's important enough to you, you have to balance things so that you can get out there. Play 40 hours a week for a month. Take one Sunday a month off. Yeah, you'll have a little less money, but it might do you good.
  3. cant believe this hasnt been mentionned yet...

    GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

    Take a couple of Masters classes.. .the good girls are obv in college.

    Volunteering is good too.

    NOT LIVING IN VEGAS would prolly help a ton as well

    also, google << savage love >>
  4.  
    Originally Posted by FouTight View Post

    cant believe this hasnt been mentionned yet...

    GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

    Take a couple of Masters classes.. .the good girls are obv in college.

    Volunteering is good too.

    NOT LIVING IN VEGAS would prolly help a ton as well

    also, google << savage love >>

    wat

    most girls completely slut it up in college
  5.  
    Originally Posted by Seykota View Post

    You sound like the kind of dude that is going to attract a "good girl"

    this, and it's not even close that the above is the best answer in this thread...

    sluts like tools with money, good girls will not take kindly to your more than slightly chauvinistic, covertly misogynist worldview...

    you will not attract the typology of woman you so desire because to them you don't measure up
  6.  
    Originally Posted by BamaHockey437 View Post

    I wish I could understand how awful that situation is to be in, I cant imagine anything worse than fucking hot girls and making alot of money playing poker on the reg not having to worry about life.

    In all seriousness though, hang out at one of these campuses, you'll find your "nice girl"

    1. Alabama
    2. Ole Miss
    3. UGA

    southern belles are the hottest in this country

    god, I missed this...this order is so fucked up to me...every Bama chick I ever met was a whore (maybe it was a certain sorority)...don't understand how the Vandy chicks aren't up to par though (even tho there aren't too many)
  7.  
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    wat

    most girls completely slut it up in college

    lol this x10000000
  8.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    seriously people are so fucking annoyhing "poker is like this in life" shut the fuck up
    poker is like poker thats it

    oh but poker is like loggin you have to be on top of your game

    lol really

    you can say that about anything its fucking retarded

    love this post!!!
  9.  
    Originally Posted by watson5j View Post

    god, I missed this...this order is so fucked up to me...every Bama chick I ever met was a whore (maybe it was a certain sorority)...don't understand how the Vandy chicks aren't up to par though (even tho there aren't too many)

    they have harder academic standards at vandy lol...i'm sure vandy is 12 out of 12 in the sec in # of hot girls
  10.  
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    wat

    most girls completely slut it up in college

    depends where you look, if you take the intellectual angle and reg in the advanced and harder schools/courses you might meet a hot, smart, down to earth and intelligent chick (not a whore). In todays world its like a needle in a haystack but there are some good ones out there.
  11.  
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    they have harder academic standards at vandy lol...i'm sure vandy is 12 out of 12 in the sec in # of hot girls

    I don't know...I have been to a lot of colleges and I think I saw multiple hot chicks everywhere with the one exception being Troy in Alabama...wow, it was rough...but my whole point was that they would be smarter and in turn be less slutty...
  12. good girls are obv at teh bar at 2am looking to hook up...
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  14. level?
  15. If this would have been your average P5er and not one of the top poker ranked players, you would get a ton more shit

    Having said that, what a pussy you are, no chicks like sensitive weak guys like you appear to be. Man the fuck up. Whores will be instantly attracted to you if you are this weak.
  16.  
    Originally Posted by Da Donkey View Post

    If this would have been your average P5er and not one of the top poker ranked players, you would get a ton more shit


    Having said that, what a pussy you are, no chicks like sensitive weak guys like you appear to be. Man the fuck up. Whores will be instantly attracted to you if you are this weak.

    Unfortunately true./
  17. If I want companionship I'll buy a fucking dog. Bring on the whores IMO.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by IbizaCF3 View Post

    Dude Tenn. isn't the south. I mean I live in NC and I don't consider it the south. You just need to stop trying to pick up girls w/ Phi as a wingman and you'll have much more success...

    Unless those are the kind of girls you're trying to pick up...

    Tennessee is not in the south? You are fucking retarded. Epic Fail.
     
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Claydozier View Post


    Tennessee is not in the south? You are fucking retarded. Epic Fail.

    Good post!!
     
  20.  
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    LOL Believer82deletaments FTW!!!
  21. get a cat you homo
  22. LOL @ drunken OT posting backpeddleaments
  23. lol such a life donkey
  24.  
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    FYP
  25.  
    Originally Posted by jcpeace View Post

    LOL @ drunken OT posting backpeddleaments

    heh, guess i opened this thread a bit too late
  26.  
    Originally Posted by gotcha View Post

    depends where you look, if you take the intellectual angle and reg in the advanced and harder schools/courses you might meet a hot, smart, down to earth and intelligent chick (not a whore). In todays world its like a needle in a haystack but there are some good ones out there.

    meh you might, but it's definitely a needle in a haystack...I'm @ duke and the vast majority of girls are still slutting it up out here---and most of em weren't like that when they came here. It's just the college atmosphere, unless maybe you go to an ivy league or religious school. I wouldn't be surprised if any hot girls that go to Ivy Leagues are sluts though...
  27.  
    Originally Posted by DBo Fo Sho View Post

    heh, guess i opened this thread a bit too late

    lol same...
  28. Delete your own thread?

    If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 Problems but a bitch aint one. Just keep grinding the felt OP and you'll probably fall in love with a triple crown/top 10 p5 mtter or something. F girls, looks like theyre not your style.
     
  29. Find a friend from HS that is 5x a better dude than you and is getting married to hot wholesome girl. Get to know his womans sister. EZ game.