This is a typical nightly conversation between two of the brightest upcoming minds in the poker world.
Enjoy.

Stealth munk: snap, i make some posts on p5s and getunblocked, i'm not your pawn DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

actionjeff: dude

actionjeff: give me an email address

actionjeff: this is so funny

Stealth munk: loool

Stealth munk: send it to the gmail

Stealth munk:

actionjeff: ok

actionjeff: OK so

Stealth munk: im at FT of another doubleshootout

Stealth munk: fucked upisuck123 hu

Stealth munk: was fun

actionjeff: this is so good

Stealth munk: so u made a sick call with Q7 today

Stealth munk: put him on any 2 n took the potodds with theavg hand

Stealth munk: obv

actionjeff: liooool

actionjeff: OBV

actionjeff: lolz

actionjeff: more like

actionjeff: FUCK HIM

Stealth munk: looooooooool

actionjeff: FUCK THIS

actionjeff: FUCKING BUSHMAN

actionjeff: THATS IT

actionjeff: IM MIN RERAISING AND CALLING

actionjeff: HELL YEAH

actionjeff: GOTCHA

actionjeff: FUCKER

actionjeff: OMG

actionjeff: QEVERY TIME

Stealth munk: lololollolololol

Stealth munk: i'm laughing hysterically

Stealth munk: cuz i know thats exactly

Stealth munk: urthought process

Stealth munk: i can't wait to hear how you bust out of dublin

Stealth munk: either your gonna win or theres gonna be somesick story

actionjeff: yeah lol

Stealth munk: look how bad jurollo is

Stealth munk: Dealt to gbmantis [9c Th]

STEVEK05: raises 60 to 80

Roothlus: folds

KidPokerJD: folds

gbmantis: folds

Mr. EnCana: folds

The34Eagle: folds

WPThero: calls 80

G6Dragon: calls 70

DeathRow1992: folds

*** FLOP *** [8d 2h Qc]

G6Dragon: bets 200

STEVEK05: raises 300 to 500

WPThero: raises 1100 to 1600 and is all-in

G6Dragon: folds

STEVEK05: calls 1100

*** TURN *** [8d 2h Qc] [7s]

STEVEK05 said, "hold"

*** RIVER *** [8d 2h Qc 7s] [As]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

STEVEK05: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)

WPThero: shows [Qs Ad] (two pair, Aces and Queens)

Stealth munk: boom

Stealth munk: AQ OWNZ

Stealth munk: SO GONNA WIN PCA SEAT NOW CUZ AQ OWNZ SO MUCH

actionjeff: OK about to ship

actionjeff: shipped

***THIS IS THE EMAIL I RECIEVED FROM AJ*******

: ActionJeff (11:34:47 PM): obviously you aren't Jon then
ActionJeff (11:34:54 PM): are you one of his many women?
ActionJeff (11:35:15 PM): he doesn't let me see his house, but I've heard he has 3-4 girls over at all times, adoring him
JonLewis (11:35:17 PM): ohhhhh
JonLewis (11:35:24 PM): hahaha
11:36 PM sounds like she wants u
me: yeah I think its pretty evident
11:38 PM KUSH: so whatr u gonna do
whats ur next move
11:39 PM me: lol, help me out with this
JonLewis: this is quite interesting
JonLewis: tell me more information
ActionJeff: well, you know Jon
JonLewis: is jon the ladies man?
JonLewis: i dont, i just met him a week ago
ActionJeff: oh, really?
JonLewis: does he get around like a record?
JonLewis: haha
ActionJeff: hes always like, "sorry guys I can't go out tonight, I have plans"
JonLewis: ohhhhh
JonLewis: with the girlies?
ActionJeff: yeah, then he will name like 2 or 3 girls
ActionJeff: recently he was like
ActionJeff: Jeff help me decide....
ActionJeff: this chick is coming from out of state and wants to see me
ActionJeff: and then these other two girls thought they had plans with me
ActionJeff: but my friends are also going to this huge party near the ball game
ActionJeff: what do you do?
JonLewis: whoa
JonLewis: what?
ActionJeff: so I told him to follow his heart.
ActionJeff: and the next morning he was like
ActionJeff: yeah, well I hooked up with those 2 girls, then went to the ball game, then came home, went to sleep, and the 3rd girl was waiting for me when I woke up, begging for my manly love
ActionJeff: straight out of Seinfeld....thats just Jon though, I don't know how he does it. I envy the man.
11:40 PM JonLewis: hahahaha
JonLewis: swear, do you pinky swear?
ActionJeff: no, I lost two of my fingers arm wrestling jon
JonLewis: hhaha
JonLewis: i did hear something though
JonLewis: so is he really a ladies man, or are you messing with me>
JonLewis: ?
11:41 PM KUSH: are u serious
me: lol, im making all of this up
this is hilarious
KUSH: be like he does ok, nothing compared to me
and by me i mean
u
11:45 PM whats going on u making progress?
me: ActionJeff: I'm just messing with you, lol.
ActionJeff: I mean he does ok
ActionJeff: but hes nothing compared to me or KUSH
JonLewis: haha
JonLewis: thats so nice of you
JonLewis: so flattering
JonLewis: i was going to give you advice
JonLewis: for your trip but jon wants me to go
JonLewis: and get a hot chocolate with him
ActionJeff: JonLewis: for your trip but jon wants me to go

ActionJeff: I thought you were about to say "To Ireland"
JonLewis: oh he wants me to go to ireland
JonLewis: too
JonLewis: but i told him i couldnt
JonLewis: since he is such a player and all
JonLewis: i wouldnt want to come between him and his women
ActionJeff: well thats nice, enjoy your cocoa... but my advice, don't ask him about his mysterious past
JonLewis: what
JonLewis: wait what
ActionJeff: well I mean
ActionJeff: we've all done some things that we regret
JonLewis: what past
JonLewis: like what
ActionJeff: when the funds were low
ActionJeff: I mean, the pictures weren't THAT explicit
ActionJeff: but I doubt he would want those rumors circulating again
JonLewis: i love it
ActionJeff: bad memories.
11:49 PM KUSH: lol
11:50 PM is she gone
me: I think so

OK so... then i get these messsages on gtalk like 2 hours later:

KUSH: lol
jon just came home
apparently he bombed with the girl
and she was asking for your phone number LOL
Sent at 1:46 AM on Monday
KUSH: i dunno if jon gave it to her though
he is pissed
Sent at 1:49 AM on Monday
Jeffrey: LOL
what?
KUSH: yeah
apparently she thought that he was actually like a player
and accused him of having a girl over last night
Jeffrey: did I do something bad?
KUSH: and he was like wtf
Jeffrey: loooool
KUSH: yes
Jeffrey: come on, he let her on his computer
and she IMed me
KUSH: JonLewis (1:36:46 AM): stupid girl just left
KUSH (1:36:55 AM): lol
KUSH (1:36:59 AM): why are u so angry
JonLewis (1:37:06 AM): cause she left
KUSH (1:37:17 AM): lol
JonLewis (1:37:18 AM): all cause of jeff
lol

JEFF IS A HOME WRECKER
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Stealth munk: hajajahaha

Stealth munk: best line so far

Stealth munk: no, i lost two of my fingers arm wrestling jon

actionjeff: hehe

actionjeff: it cuts off there

Stealth munk: looooooooool

Stealth munk: wtf

Stealth munk: rooflus llooked me with up with ace high

Stealth munk: ROOFLUS, HOW DO U OWN SO MUCH

actionjeff: AND HE WAS RIGHT?

actionjeff: RAAR

Stealth munk: SOMEHOW

Stealth munk: MIRACLES HAPPEN

Stealth munk:<span> </span>turnputting trips on board fkd up my line

Stealth munk: MY NAME IS JUROLLO I CALL UTG RAISES WITH47SOOTED CUZ I'M A LAGGGGGGGGGG

Stealth munk: IM PRACTICALLY BEL0W ABOVE!

Stealth munk: if i don't win this

Stealth munk: i'll be upset

actionjeff: ME TOO

actionjeff: i call tug raises with 47s though

actionjeff: in winner take all formats

actionjeff: in position

Stealth munk: me too

Stealth munk: i just felt like mocking him

Stealth munk: i have air

Auto response from actionjeff: packing

Stealth munk: SHIPIT

actionjeff: I hope u lose

actionjeff: so I can mock good bet mantis

actionjeff: why would g6dragon

actionjeff: not bet that turn?

Stealth munk: KidPokerJD: raises 100 to 150

gbmantis: calls 100

*** FLOP *** [3s 9s 9h]

KidPokerJD: bets 200

gbmantis: calls 200

*** TURN *** [3s 9s 9h] [As]

WPThero said, "i hope I survive the $65 bubble!!!"

KidPokerJD: bets 200

gbmantis: raises 400 to 600

Roothlus said, "same"

Roothlus said, "pretty harsh bubble"

WPThero said, "heartbreaker if I dont"

KidPokerJD: folds

actionjeff: i read it

Stealth munk: is that bad?

actionjeff: no

Stealth munk: ill

Stealth munk: was expecting

Stealth munk: a

Stealth munk: "thebeat like rant"

actionjeff: floating uis fine

actionjeff: the beat is a monster

Stealth munk: loooooool

actionjeff: the last 2 times weve battled

Stealth munk: he was chipleader

Stealth munk: of

actionjeff: hes floated me in insane spots

Stealth munk: PCA sat

actionjeff: and stacked off

Stealth munk: lol

Stealth munk: he was

Stealth munk: chipleader

Stealth munk: you told me the hadns

Stealth munk: he had 71k

Stealth munk: in the 650

Stealth munk: n he bubbled

Stealth munk: lmaoroflrolf

actionjeff: ROFL

actionjeff: what was avg for ITM?

Stealth munk: ummm

Stealth munk: i didn't do it out

Stealth munk: buti assume 71k is like double avg

actionjeff: OMG

actionjeff: LOL

Stealth munk: ill check now h/o

actionjeff: he didnt just sit out?

actionjeff: loool

Stealth munk: 267*2500/13

Stealth munk: ahh

Stealth munk: avg was 51k

Stealth munk: but still awful

Stealth munk: pathetic

Stealth munk: he should kill himself

Stealth munk: etc. etc.

Stealth munk: prolly tried to float

actionjeff: u know whoshould kill themself?

actionjeff: ZANGBEZAN

actionjeff: FUCKING LAGTARD LUCKSACK 6TG7UTG89UJBH8IUYJHJ

Stealth munk: loooooooooool

Stealth munk: zangbezan owns

Stealth munk: he's jjs prodigy

Stealth munk: n jjprodigy is god

Stealth munk: so he's like jesus

actionjeff: hes aqwful

Stealth munk: he fts 200r everyother week

actionjeff: oh come on

actionjeff: dont make me bring up the slim shaggy defense

Stealth munk: loooooooooooool

Stealth munk: i despise slim shaggy

Stealth munk: n i talk to imperium

Stealth munk: so

Stealth munk: i'm bia sed

Stealth munk: ak one time

Stealth munk: ONE TIME

Stealth munk: GIFAIFIA

Stealth munk: WTF

Stealth munk: OMG THATS FKING ATLANTIS RIGHT THERE

actionjeff: WTF

actionjeff: FUCKING LUCKSACK RETARD

actionjeff: EVERY FUCKING TIME

actionjeff: 77

actionjeff: FUCK HIM

Stealth munk: AWFUL JAM

actionjeff: IF I EVER SEE HIM

actionjeff: I WILL CUT HIM

actionjeff: DEEP

Stealth munk: I WONDER WHAT HE THINKS MY RANGE IS

Stealth munk: RAISING 5X BB VS UTG RAISER

actionjeff: AND DRINK FROM HIS WOUNDS FOR NOURISHMENT

actionjeff: THAT BASTARD

Stealth munk: HE MUSTA PUT ME ON 66

actionjeff: DeathRow1992: calls 50

Roothlus: raises 100 to 150

actionjeff: SO OBV

actionjeff: COME ON GUY

actionjeff: do u have the 35s?

actionjeff: the sky rockets?

actionjeff: DU DU

actionjeff: AFTERNOON DELIGHT

actionjeff: gonna squeeze my baby gonna old her tight

Stealth munk: WHY NO SQUEEZE

Auto response from actionjeff: packing

actionjeff: gifafrisd

Stealth munk: you knew i had AA?

actionjeff: yeah

Stealth munk: gifafi

Stealth munk: i so felt squeeze

Stealth munk: omg

actionjeff: lol

actionjeff: i like the cold call

Stealth munk: i know

Stealth munk: i just feel bad u knew i had aa

actionjeff: aaron been

actionjeff: always cold calls

Stealth munk: i don't always

actionjeff: if he ever cold calls a raise out of the blinds

actionjeff: just give up

actionjeff: lol

Stealth munk: fking ugly flop

Stealth munk: for me

Stealth munk: i was gonna fold if it went raise reraise orcall rerasie

actionjeff: du du du

actionjeff: into this world we're born

actionjeff: into this house we're thrown

actionjeff: like a dog without a bome

actionjeff: an actor out a loan

actionjeff: riders on the storm

actionjeff: DU DU DU DU

actionjeff: GIRL U GOTTA LOVE YOUR MAN

actionjeff: du du du du

actionjeff: gotta love your man

actionjeff: take him by the hand

Stealth munk: yeyeye

actionjeff: make him understand

actionjeff: TAKE IT AWAY

Stealth munk: rooflus, how do you own so much

actionjeff: DO IT!

Stealth munk: this isn't slowrolling btw

actionjeff: because g6 is active

actionjeff: I agree.

Stealth munk: think he'' come along?

actionjeff: nice slowroll scumbag

actionjeff: hope he gets 2 kings

actionjeff: u slowrolling POS

actionjeff: Roothlus: thanks ahole

Dealer: Roothlus has high card Ace

Dealer: gbmantis has a pair of Aces

Roothlus: hud

actionjeff: LOOOOL

Stealth munk: not slowrolling lol

Stealth munk: g6 was active

actionjeff: roothlus and I

actionjeff: are talking about how much we hate mantis

actionjeff: lol

Stealth munk: lolololololol

Stealth munk: hahahahah

actionjeff: roothlus: yea cause mantis overcalling isreeeeeally going to get g6 in the po

Stealth munk: i just laughed outloud so hard

actionjeff: rooflus: gtfo

Stealth munk: i did it on purpose

Stealth munk: lolol

Stealth munk: trying to ruin mantis rep

actionjeff: bwah hah

Stealth munk: hahhhh

Stealth munk: no phear

Stealth munk: was so ready to 3barrel n go bust there

Stealth munk: hahaha

Stealth munk: ownd

Stealth munk: make a post on p5s

Stealth munk: about the bs slowroll

Stealth munk: so i can talk shit

actionjeff: nah lol

actionjeff: gotta finish packing

Stealth munk: tell rooflus too

actionjeff: ROOFLUS

actionjeff: wrooofsr

actionjeff: LOLLERSKATES

actionjeff: HAHA

actionjeff: LAGGY

Stealth munk: call

Auto response from actionjeff: packing

Stealth munk: i'll take him hu

actionjeff: lol baby bet

actionjeff: so mantisy

Stealth munk: qqq

Stealth munk: i am being mantisy

Stealth munk: ill min bet donkeys to death

actionjeff: dont do it

actionjeff: w./o a king

actionjeff: hes c/r

actionjeff: damn

actionjeff: srry

actionjeff: was too slow

Stealth munk: he had it

actionjeff: i know he had it

actionjeff: thats why I said dont do it

actionjeff: aka bet

actionjeff: without a king

Stealth munk: well he can gifafi

Stealth munk: prolly woke up with AA

Stealth munk: i shoulda just folded pre

actionjeff: yeah

actionjeff: agree

actionjeff: defndont bet turn

Stealth munk: eh

Stealth munk: ye

Stealth munk: i suck

Stealth munk: brain lapse

actionjeff: i knew he was check raising..couldnt warn intime

Stealth munk: for 12k

Stealth munk: obv

actionjeff: DeathRow1992: wish we could just get like $4500each or something

actionjeff: starting doing stuff.

actionjeff: GO

Stealth munk: no chat

Stealth munk: and no money

actionjeff: jurollowned

Stealth munk: so gay

actionjeff: i thought u were the phil ivey

actionjeff: of underagged cheaters

actionjeff: wait nvm

actionjeff: thats jjprodigy

actionjeff: u have no chance

Stealth munk: fuck off

Stealth munk: i never cheated

actionjeff: playign underaged is cheating!

actionjeff: i will forever be shamed

actionjeff: seriously though, the manager of a card storewho I used to represent and be friends with when i played magic

actionjeff: starts telling me how its good that online pokeris being banned

actionjeff: because of kids using their parent's creditcards and losing money

actionjeff: fucker

actionjeff: good bet mantis

Stealth munk: lol

Auto response from actionjeff: packing

Stealth munk: j

Stealth munk: he's gonna call

Stealth munk: n i'm losing the race

Stealth munk: cuz he calls now with any pair

actionjeff: hes calling QK

Stealth munk: 32ai6i-9613I

Stealth munk: 621

Stealth munk: 6NI

Stealth munk: 6P13 NI

Stealth munk: PYQ2NI

Stealth munk: PYA4N

Stealth munk: IPYA23N

Stealth munk: IPNN

Stealth munk: IP7ANI

Stealth munk: PNI

Stealth munk: OPA723A

Stealth munk: IP

actionjeff: OMG

actionjeff: HE FUCKING TURNS IT

actionjeff: so unfair

actionjeff: now he will brag all over the forums

Stealth munk: not even good

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actionjeff: LLOL

actionjeff: two spammers at once

actionjeff: waiting for the end

Stealth munk: KILL ME NOW JEFFREY

actionjeff: fine

actionjeff: I'll be there shortly

Stealth munk: ACTUALLY

Stealth munk: PICK ME UP ON WAY TO DUBLIN

Stealth munk: I'LL ELOPE

Stealth munk: FROM THE LAW

Stealth munk: ive played 4doubleshootous

Stealth munk: and came in 3rd in the 2nd table twice

actionjeff: Kush

actionjeff: was all drunk

actionjeff: 2 nights ago

actionjeff: and Jon is like

actionjeff: u CANT DRIVE

actionjeff: urgonna DIE

actionjeff: and Kush turns his headand looks at him

actionjeff: and goes

actionjeff: do you have any idea how good I am?

actionjeff: hes so funny.

actionjeff: yeah

actionjeff: WLL FU

actionjeff: BYE

Stealth munk: lol

Auto response from actionjeff: packing

actionjeff: rger

Stealth munk: how was turningstone?

actionjeff: didnt go

actionjeff: complications

actionjeff: btw

actionjeff: ive actually managed to convince myself

actionjeff: that my Q7 call was good

Stealth munk: lol

Stealth munk: if his range is any 2i ts good

actionjeff: well

actionjeff: i saw that he took3 rd

actionjeff: im like

actionjeff: damn

actionjeff: that call was fucking sick

actionjeff: if i won that pot, i final 3 for sure

Stealth munk: of course

actionjeff: what are urrankings?

actionjeff: for urpro poll

actionjeff: mine are

actionjeff: actionjeff

actionjeff: foshio

actionjeff: kush

actionjeff: aaronbeen

actionjeff: annette

actionjeff: rizen

actionjeff: mig.com

actionjeff: tsoprano

actionjeff: huey

actionjeff: gobboboy

actionjeff: mrsmokey1

actionjeff: lucky seven

actionjeff: haligon

actionjeff: the dry

actionjeff: jmoney

actionjeff: apestyles

actionjeff: mrtimcaum

actionjeff: shaniac, raptor. I did my rankings by who ithought was underrated. WHAT DO U THINK?

Stealth munk: lol

Stealth munk: the dry'

actionjeff: ?

Stealth munk: the dry is sic...ape is sick....mrtimcajunisn't as great as you make him out to be

Stealth munk: raptor is verrrrry good

Stealth munk: lucky seven didn't u use to think he wasawful?

actionjeff: hes good

actionjeff: i just hate him

actionjeff: ive got timcaum 20th now

actionjeff: i think hes underrated

Stealth munk: i'm not a pro according to p5s

Stealth munk: but pete the beat is

Stealth munk: so i can't do a pro poll

actionjeff: mantis isnt

actionjeff: he cant even vote

actionjeff: hes not top 100 TLB

Stealth munk: loooooool

actionjeff:<span> </span>Re(1): ethics question

by WarrickDunn28 on 10/23/200602:23 <span> </span>

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<span> </span>if you dont knowwhy he is stalling, than i dont think you should be playing poker.......

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Stealth munk: lol

Stealth munk: i only did that to talk on AIM to you

Stealth munk: and make rooflus feel bad

Stealth munk: and because its +EV

Stealth munk: probably

Stealth munk: if he has TT-QQ he prolly calls

Stealth munk: more often

Stealth munk: then if i snap push

Stealth munk: guess what i gotta be up at 9am for tomorrow morning jeffrey?

Stealth munk: GUESS

actionjeff: GA?

actionjeff: court?

Stealth munk: no ga was tonight

Stealth munk: interesting

Stealth munk: i hope they all gifafi

actionjeff: and u didnt tell me about it

Stealth munk: i saw guy that lost 200k online poker

actionjeff: did u get a backer?

Stealth munk: you blocked me

actionjeff: oh

actionjeff: well tell me about it

Stealth munk: i tell all my GA stories

actionjeff: and that wasnt me

Stealth munk: there are several

actionjeff: it was someone else

Stealth munk: well

Stealth munk: firstly

Stealth munk: tomorrow morning

Stealth munk: i have

Stealth munk: a

Stealth munk: court mandated

Stealth munk: psychiatric evaluation

actionjeff: ohhh

actionjeff: i enjoy those

actionjeff: AaronBeen keeps telling me to see a therapist

Stealth munk: loooooooooool

Stealth munk: i'm gonna tell them

actionjeff: to GIFAFI

Stealth munk: i broke the window n got disorderly conductcuz of little voices in my head

Stealth munk: but those voices are why i'm so good at poker

Stealth munk: so i can't make them be quiet

actionjeff: agreed

actionjeff: solid.

Stealth munk: they sometimes tell me to burn things as well

Stealth munk: are you proud that you exercised the zeebotheorem?

Stealth munk: in MTt play

actionjeff: yeah

actionjeff: tell them

actionjeff: all of things

actionjeff: that uve done to cats

Stealth munk: so ye

Stealth munk: they kickedm e out of first GA

Stealth munk: ccuz i had no desire to stop gambling

Stealth munk: n this dood was like

actionjeff: lol tell me about it

actionjeff: going in there

Stealth munk: "DAWG I TRIED TO BE PRO POKAH PLAYA"

actionjeff: everything

actionjeff: from the start

Stealthmunk: "YOU DONT KNO SHIT ABOUT DEH ODDZ N SHIT,LIEK I KNO DEH POTODDZ NROLLZ MANAGEMENT, BUT SERIOUSLY WHEN I WAS PLYIN 8HOURZ A DAY"

actionjeff: from walking into the room

Stealth munk: told the story too many times

Stealth munk: but

Stealth munk: there was this guy

actionjeff: come on for meeee

actionjeff: I need to hear it

Stealth munk: there was this guy

Stealth munk: they all think i'm a nut and are clueless

Stealth munk: he owes infinite money

Stealth munk: like 96k

Stealth munk: spent time in jail

Stealth munk: now he makes 500$ a week working 12 hrs a daymowing lawns

Stealth munk:<span> </span>n aftertaxes, apying back 209$ in debt every week

Stealth munk: he has 52$ to himself

Stealth munk: n i'm sitting there thinking

Stealth munk: of the rake

Stealth munk: i've paid to stars

Stealth munk: to let me own

actionjeff: loool

Stealth munk: n then my hourly rate if i decided to evermultitable like 225s

Stealth munk: n think of how pathetic this waste of life is

Stealth munk: but then there was the partypoker guy

Stealth munk: he managed to get out of 1800$ he owed pploooool

Stealth munk: he was so happy

Stealth munk: people are incapable of learning

Stealth munk: i remember you writing that

Stealth munk: in your profile

Stealth munk: its so true

Stealth munk: most people

Stealth munk: if they can't do something

Stealth munk: assume something is wrong

Stealth munk: or that no1 can do it

Stealth munk: "liek, if i can't beat teh online pokersitez, then no1 CAN! IT IS TEH RIGGED"

Stealthmunk: so i'm like, i just play on the edges, i don'tget a rush out ofplaying, playing actually does the opposite i don't even feelgood....iam lazy n never put in enough hours....i'm rich from poker notwastingmy life...met a lot of cool people....profitable hobby....dowhenbored...hasn't effected my life at all"

Stealth munk: n then this guys like

Stealth munk: there was this old dood that wanted to playBLACKJACK to pay off his mortage! N HE DIDNT SO URDESTINED FOR DEGENRACY

Stealth munk: n i'm like

Stealth munk: GIFAFI

Stealthmunk: then this other meeting this homeless doodcomes in asking formoney n no1 obv gave him any money cuz there obv all brokedegeneratedonkeys

Stealth munk: n this guy was trying to kick him out

Stealth munk: so i gave him 6$ just to spite them all

Stealth munk: n he bitched me out for breaking the bilaws

Stealth munk: by not loaning /borrowing money at GA meeting

Stealth munk: n i'm like NIGGA THAT WAS A FUCKING CHARITY

Stealth munk: GET OFF ME

Stealth munk: n i met some CEO of walstreet company orsomething VP

Stealth munk: n he lost 200k on partypoker

Stealth munk: loollol

Stealth munk: n he told me the #s appear to be there, butthey aren't

Auto response from actionjeff: packing

actionjeff: wow, lol

actionjeff:<span> </span>the #sappear to be there, but they aren't

actionjeff: lolzzz

Stealth munk: at first he said

Stealth munk: they appear to be there

Stealth munk: he's like you say throughout your intelligent

actionjeff: "im a sucessful businessman and am tooproud to admit that im not smart enough to beat online poker"

Stealth munk: well i'm VP of BLABLBABLA

Stealth munk: basically

Stealth munk: well he's smart enough to quit

Stealth munk: 217k later

Stealth munk: see he doesn't have a compulsion problem

Stealth munk: he didn't even casino gamble

Stealth munk: he told us

Stealth munk: he has an ego problem

Stealth munk: it would be like ActionJeff's ego....withslimshaggy's ability

Stealth munk: what would happen?

Stealth munk: he'd self destruct

actionjeff: lol

actionjeff: so they were all broke degens?

actionjeff: and they asked u how much ud lost gamblignright?

Stealth munk: lol

Stealth munk: 'i told them all i was up 250k

Stealth munk: and that i'm here cuz<span> </span>aa<span> </span>court made me

Stealth munk: n they all told me to gtfo

Stealth munk: while i could

Stealth munk: cuz the #s would catch up to me

Stealth munk: /other voodoo shit

Stealth munk: thats definition of voodoo

actionjeff: especially in a skill game

actionjeff: cant win

Stealth munk: The #s appear to be there at first, but theyreally aren't

Stealth munk: looooooool

Stealth munk: n i have to what respond to that?

Stealth munk:<span> </span>ihave to just ignore them

Stealth munk: cuz i can't go off on a tyrade on hisfallacies, idiotness, and overall ineptitude

Stealth munk: on a GA guy

Stealth munk: its sick

Stealth munk: i gotta nod my head

Stealth munk: when someone tells me

Stealth munk: "the #s appear to be there, but theyreally aren't."

actionjeff: well

actionjeff: hes got a point

actionjeff: those fucking numbers

actionjeff: man

actionjeff: im only up like 20k this month

actionjeff: the numbers are catching up to me

Stealth munk: such nonsense

Stealth munk: i think i'm gonna post this convo on p5s

Stealth munk: to try to get mantis busted for letting meplay on his account

Stealth munk: old JJ prodigy oopz

actionjeff: go for it, but take out my screenname

Stealth munk: obv will

actionjeff: I still want the whole story

Stealth munk: what other story?

actionjeff: start to finish

actionjeff: walking in there

actionjeff: the people

Stealth munk: ....you've been to TS right

actionjeff: who was down the most

actionjeff: et

actionjeff: etc

actionjeff: yes.

Stealth munk: ....they are all those miserable slot machinegamblers

Stealth munk: uninteresting

Stealth munk: stupid

actionjeff: wait but

Stealth munk: no flair

Stealth munk: just old women

actionjeff: u SAID u got kicked out

Stealth munk: well

Stealth munk: nmot kicked out

Stealth munk: they wouldn't let me back

Stealth munk: n got stern with me at end

actionjeff: oh

actionjeff: so u basically said u were a winning player andwere going to keep playing for a living

actionjeff: and they said URDUMB

actionjeff: WE ARE SMART

actionjeff: GTDO

actionjeff: GTFO*

Stealth munk: essentially

Stealth munk: they also talk about religion and some bs

Stealth munk: i guess if you can't beat online poker, godhas a spot for you

Stealth munk: hold hands together, god help me through this

Stealth munk: JESUS FKING CHRIST WON'T SAVE YOU

actionjeff: OH MAN

Stealth munk: so listen jeffrey

Stealth munk: i've been thinking

actionjeff: its so perfect.

actionjeff: and?

Stealth munk: maybe i can sue

Stealth munk: government

Stealth munk: cuz GA in there bilaws its a lot of religion

Stealth munk: n shit

Stealth munk: n i'm atheist

Stealth munk: n i'm going to court mandated GA

Stealth munk: thats like them telling me to worship a god

Stealth munk: breaking constitution. etc. etc.

actionjeff: well

actionjeff: if you need a backer for the lawsuit

actionjeff: just ask around GA

Stealth munk: lololololol

Stealth munk: they don't allow that

Stealth munk: way to fucking cooler me

actionjeff: id like to try out GA

Stealth munk: i'd be like....jeffrey theres 12k in lawyerfees for my lawsuit

actionjeff: it would be interesting

Stealth munk: ship it to stealthmunk

Stealth munk: PZ ATLANTIS

Stealth munk: you would get upset

actionjeff: id be like

actionjeff: I was up $800k

actionjeff: then decided to play PIMOWNAGE

actionjeff: and I lost EVERYTHING

Stealth munk: hahahahaha

Stealth munk: say it exactly like that

actionjeff: yeah

actionjeff: I lsot 80k in a night

actionjeff: then the next night went to 200-400 PLO

actionjeff: and tilt shoved

actionjeff: and made $400k

Stealth munk: hahahahaha

actionjeff: but then I lost all of that plus my entirebankroll

actionjeff: staking that guy

actionjeff: and I point at someone in ther oom

Stealth munk: lmaorofl

actionjeff: or maybe I mention your name

Stealth munk: so i sold drugs to make it back

Stealth munk: go for it

Stealth munk: i'm going to be a legend by the time i'm 20

Stealth munk: i'm gonna win a WPT, bitch out my parents onnational TV, join team pokerstars

Stealth munk: etc. etc.

actionjeff: ive only got a year left to do that

actionjeff: weak

actionjeff: 1 year 1 motnh

Stealth munk: gifafi

Stealth munk: november 26th

Stealth munk: n i'm freeeeeeeeeeeeee

actionjeff: i cant believe im gonna be 19 soon

actionjeff: nov 22

actionjeff: suicide me pls

Stealth munk: lol

actionjeff: i wont even be a teenager anymore

actionjeff: or a young gun

Stealth munk: this is so great

Stealth munk: this p5s post is gonna get 1000 replies

Stealth munk: lol at what point each sunday does playinggood become an after thought

Stealth munk: and you just become one huge tilt machine

actionjeff: nowadays,30 mins in

Stealth munk: i've noticed

Stealth munk: it used to be like

Stealth munk: 5hours in

actionjeff: I will be refreeshed and in wolrd dominationmode

actionjeff: after dublin

Stealth munk: thats a good way to end the convo

Stealth munk: give the p5s crowd some sort of acronym?

Stealth munk: to close off

actionjeff: GHGALG please

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i saw my name in there

tl;dr

Fake Edit: Okay I lied I did read it.

Real Edit: Okay honestly I read half of it.

It's like Beavis & Butthead!

like anyway even knows wtf they are talking about..Doesn't even make sense.

It's really incredible that with all of the poker intelligence amongst evetyone in that thread that this is the stupid shit that goes on.....oh well to be pre-pubescent again

lol is stealthmunk actually a losing player after winning 200K ahahahah