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  1. AsianRiceCooker AsianRiceCooker is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 5:46pm)

    F Sudoku. Never ever try to play that numbers game!
  2. tekiller tekiller is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 5:47pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    you can't live in the past, you can only learn from it so you don't repeat it
  3. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 5:47pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    Retarded threads like this one
  4. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 5:47pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    aids
  5. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 5:48pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    Barbed wire with rabies on it.
  6. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 5:49pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    dont drop the soap in prison.
  7. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 5:53pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    Wear sunscreen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7A...eature=related
     
  8. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 5:58pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Wear sunscreen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7A...eature=related

    ^this.
    wp spanky.
  9. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 5:59pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    aids

    This and this as well as that
  10. kowboy8686 kowboy8686 is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 6:02pm) in reply to fetaman

    wooden nickels
  11. FLB-PUNKER FLB-PUNKER is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 6:02pm) in reply to fetaman

    Only Two Days will Kill You

    Tomorrow & Yesterday

    But if S1NNR gets a hold of a knife he might too
  12. MonkeyCowboy MonkeyCowboy is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 6:23pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    Read every one of Buchiyayos' posts and do the exact opposite
  13. Kajun Kajun is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 6:26pm) in reply to MonkeyCowboy

    getting married and getting divorce sucks... stay dating imo

    Kajun $endz
  14. Milo Milo is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 6:29pm) in reply to Kajun

    Avoid going back on your word. Once given, it is never broken. Once broken, it is never fixed. EVER.
  15. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 6:39pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    Crack, alcohol, fatty foods, fat women, tobacco, meth, heights, loud music, loud women, AIDS, STD's, SPAM, Pharmaceutical drugs, fast cars, slow women, stupidity,
    felony convictions, mean mother-in-laws, mean women, large mammals with sharp teeth, large crustaceans with large claws, poisonous reptiles, QVC, all things ghey, sharp objects, sharp women, weddings, funerals, goat-ropings, bad breath, bad news, bad women, bad dogs, bad stock trades, bad weather, leaky cuise ships, flying on "discount" airlines (see heights), classical music, classical music fans, tee-totalers, jihadists, land wars in Asia, spicy foods, spicy women, cancer, doctors, dentists, oncologists, proctologists (especially proctologists), psychiatrists, insane people, greedy people, greedy women, spoiled children, spoiled produce, first dates, unprotected sex, dating sites, cyber sex, loans, "freebies," taxes, surcharges, interest, fees, shipping, handling, prolonged sunshine, prolonged moonshine, prolonged procrastination, prolonged inane answers to inane posts, terminal illnesses, terminal women, fleas, mosquitos, yellow jackets, aggressive rodents, aggressive women and poker players who call themselves stupid names like 2Slick4u.....
  16. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 6:48pm) in reply to 2Slick4u

    there are some gems contained in this

    <h4>General Advice Thread</h4>
  17. FLB-PUNKER FLB-PUNKER is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 7:22pm) in reply to 2Slick4u

     
    Originally Posted by 2Slick4u View Post

    goat-ropings

    Awesome
  18. Underdog Underdog is offline MVP of OT (self-proclaimed)

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 7:28pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    Land wars in Asia.
  19. yjbrewer yjbrewer is online now

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 7:40pm) in reply to Underdog

    If you are Georgia avoid Russia, Alabama and Florida at all costs.

    Avoid women with Adam's Apples

    Don't go to a strip club expecting sex bc their is no sex in the champagne room.

    Dont pull a black woman's hair during sex especially if they just got a fresh perm bc they will slap yo bitch ass!

    Don't request checks from Bodog bc it will take 2+ months to get it.
  20. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is online now

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 7:43pm) in reply to AsianRiceCooker

    This

  21. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 7:43pm) in reply to yjbrewer

    Don't ever get back with someone who cheated on you, under any circumstances, unless you're the strongest willed most emotionally detached person alive.

    Don't ever assume a girl is on birth control.

    Don't ever assume a girl is telling you the truth when she tells you she's on birth control.

    Don't play $100/$200 limit on pokerstars w/ your 10k bankroll.
  22. Binksy Binksy is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 7:48pm) in reply to MikeyRy

  23. Chazmental Chazmental is offline Thief

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 8:11pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    Avoid going to bed with a itchy ass or you will wake up with smelly fingers.
  24. preraise preraise is offline

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    Aug 14th, 2008 (8/14/2008 8:15pm) in reply to 2Slick4u

     
    Originally Posted by 2Slick4u View Post

    Crack, alcohol, fatty foods, fat women, tobacco, meth, heights, loud music, loud women, AIDS, STD's, SPAM, Pharmaceutical drugs, fast cars, slow women, stupidity,
    felony convictions, mean mother-in-laws, mean women, large mammals with sharp teeth, large crustaceans with large claws, poisonous reptiles, QVC, all things ghey, sharp objects, sharp women, weddings, funerals, goat-ropings, bad breath, bad news, bad women, bad dogs, bad stock trades, bad weather, leaky cuise ships, flying on "discount" airlines (see heights), classical music, classical music fans, tee-totalers, jihadists, land wars in Asia, spicy foods, spicy women, cancer, doctors, dentists, oncologists, proctologists (especially proctologists), psychiatrists, insane people, greedy people, greedy women, spoiled children, spoiled produce, first dates, unprotected sex, dating sites, cyber sex, loans, "freebies," taxes, surcharges, interest, fees, shipping, handling, prolonged sunshine, prolonged moonshine, prolonged procrastination, prolonged inane answers to inane posts, terminal illnesses, terminal women, fleas, mosquitos, yellow jackets, aggressive rodents, aggressive women and poker players who call themselves stupid names like 2Slick4u.....

    agree with all but the fat women they need lovin too
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