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Adult novelty store in the hood sells winning powerball ticket

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  1. Artiecat Artiecat is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 11:46am)

    To outsiders, Highland Park is a city within Detroit's borders. It's a shit hole.

    http://www.freep.com/article/2010110...-Highland-Park
     
  2. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 12:16pm) in reply to Artiecat

    Lol, would've been even funnier if it had been someone who bought his ticket at a micropenis support group clinic or something, but still a pretty funny "YAAAAYYYYY!!!!-oh...wait...oh...shit..."-emotion-swerve-o-coaster none the less.
  3. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 12:59pm) in reply to bfactor

    lol

    "especially in this economy" has to be the most overused phrase in the world. anyone who plays the lottery would enjoy 130 million whether the economy is awesome or awful
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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 4:54pm) in reply to FenwayKing

    lol at these winners not coming forward to collect millions... imagine winning that shit and not even knowing
     
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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 5:01pm) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Lol, would've been even funnier if it had been someone who bought his ticket at a micropenis support group clinic or something, but still a pretty funny "YAAAAYYYYY!!!!-oh...wait...oh...shit..."-emotion-swerve-o-coaster none the less.

    looool "I swear I only go there to buy lotto tickets!"
  6. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 5:11pm) in reply to coolhandkev

    I love that they included that there were regulars in there on sunday.

    Cant imagine being a regular at a sex toy shop.
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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 5:50pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Al Allen had me cracking up this morning while he was reporting from outside the store. It was hilarious.
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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 5:51pm) in reply to (oIo)

    I would collect my ticket and then open a chain of sex shops. Call it "The Lucky Labium"
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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 9:37pm) in reply to JksRbetter

    The only time a porn addiction pays off, come on just one time!
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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 9:58pm) in reply to chs3rd

    a money shot courtesy of a porn shop, who woulda thunk it
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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 11:04pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    id buy a gold fleshlight with that kind of cash
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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 11:07pm) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    lol

    "especially in this economy" has to be the most overused phrase in the world. anyone who plays the lottery would enjoy 130 million whether the economy is awesome or awful


    i thought almost exactly this...awesome distinction dude made there
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    Nov 8th, 2010 (11/8/2010 11:24pm) in reply to AbnormalQ

    LOL at this from the article:

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    Nov 9th, 2010 (11/9/2010 2:50am) in reply to Pghfan987

    jesus artie you're still here?
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    Nov 9th, 2010 (11/9/2010 4:20am) in reply to Pghfan987

    Porn shops are an integral part of the inner city small business community. Much like check cashing establishments.


    At least gold diggers have an angle on what he likes to pretend they like it too.


    I'm richhhhhhh beaaaatchhhhhhh! Honk honk!
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