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Do not shave your pubic area right before a sexfest.
Honesty in a relationship is only the best policy when it does not involve someone's appearance (clothing, haircut, weight)
For the girls and receivers: When riding a guy and he REALLY seems to be enjoying it, that is NOT a sign to keep it up, cause if you do, he definately won't keep it up long enough to matter.
As we age when someone tells us we act like we are much younger than we really are, this is not a good thing. Most clothing, hairstyles, behavior of a 20 year old simply is ridiculous on a 40 year old.
Pets really are not a substitute for kids. When you go to work, you can shut your puppy in a kennel, do that to your kid and they'll shut you in a big kennel with Bubba or Bertha for a long time.
There really is only one word that rhymes with matrimony,, alimony.
When a woman says there's nothing wrong, you damn well better cater to her every whim for a long time, because chances are you've done something to tick her off. When a man says there's nothing wrong give him something to mope about, GO SHOPPING using his credit card. That will bring things to a head fast. -
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have you been divorced at any point in your life?
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cool
next question, do you copy chain emails you recieve and paste them on P5's? -
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IM 24 and divorced
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"For the girls and receivers: When riding a guy and he REALLY seems to be enjoying it, that is NOT a sign to keep it up, cause if you do, he definately won't keep it up long enough to matter"
I disagree. When the girl is on top I tend to go LONGER so she can go to town and I can hold my own. Doggy on the other hand, thats another story unless I am drunk -
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I'm also 36-24-36, 5'10" and a model.
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No. I just send them to everyone on all my mailing lists.
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have you ever accepted crack for cheeseburgers?
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No, but i've seen plenty of cracks that looked like one too many cheeseburgers.
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AND NO PICS!!!!
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You'll have to believe me. I'd NEVER lie on the internet. *smirks*
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Thanks for the blue balls
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I can keep it up after I nut as long as I pull out.
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<span>"</span>Do not shave your pubic area right before a sexfest."
I don't understand this one. Please explain. This seems like the BEST time to shave if you are going to... and has been in my experience (for both the guy and girl) -
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u have sex with shaven guys and girls?
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Because your skin may become irritated (especially if you have sensitive skin as I do), then the friction really makes it uncomfortable. You need to wait 12-24 hours after shaving .
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but then you have five o'clock shadow??
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Not unless your (slaps self for wrong use of your/you're first time around) testosterone levels are up there with Chuck Norris or Arnold (or some other perceived manly man). Women just don't grow hair that fast.
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This thread is useless without pics.
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