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AFC Playoff Picture (with poker analogies!)

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  1. GrizzlyBear GrizzlyBear is offline

    Bellerose, NY
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    Dec 22nd, 2008 (12/22/2008 7:01pm)

    Tennessee Titans – Phil Hellmuth Chip Count: 12.2 million (out of 50 million)
    Despite putting up great results (Titans 13 wins / Hellmuth 11 bracelets) neither is given the credit that they have earned.

    Pittsburgh Steelers – Phil Ivey Chip Count: 10.5 million
    Steelers have proven that they can win both at home and on the road, just like Ivey has proved that he can win in the highest stakes tournaments and cash games. Also, the Steelers wear black uniforms, and Ivey is black.

    Indianapolis Colts – Patrik Antonious Chip Count: 9.4 million
    Both have the respect of the greats of their respective games as well as the young internet fanboys. Also, the Colts are on a hot streak, and Patrik is, well, hot.

    Baltimore Ravens – Dan Harrington Chip Count: 5.2 million
    Neither is very flashy, but they always seem to find a way to win. However, they both seem to be one trick ponies (Ravens defense / Harrington NL Hold’em tournaments)

    Miami Dolphins – Michael Mizrachi Chip Count: 4.8 million
    Both are from Florida and the Dolphins have been “grinding” their way to victories all season.

    New England Patriots – Doyle Brunson Chip Count: 4.2 million
    Were at one time considered the best in the game, but due to old age/injuries have seemed to have lost a step. Still feared and respected by all opponents.

    San Diego Chargers – Chris “Jesus” Ferguson Chip Count: 3.2 million
    The Chargers have risen from 4-8 to controlling their own playoff destiny. Jesus rose from the dead. Also, many Charger fans would like to see Ferguson split Norv Turner in half with an 8 of spades.

    Denver Broncos – Jamie Gold Chip Count: 450,000
    Neither seems to deserve to be where they are and are viewed as extremely lucky by fans (Broncos leading their division at 8-7, losses to Oakland and Buffalo at home / Jamie sucking at poker and getting hit with the deck)

    New York Jets – Mike Matusow Chip Count: 50,000
    Both have the talent to do great things in their game (Jets wins @NE and Tennessee /Mike’s many deep WSOP main event runs and TOC victory). However, the Jets are in the midst of a Mike Matusow blowup/coke binge with losses to Denver, SF, and Seattle.
     
  2. moman1965 moman1965 is offline

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    Dec 22nd, 2008 (12/22/2008 7:08pm) in reply to GrizzlyBear

    Nicely done. But you have WAY too much time on your hands!!
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