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Afghanistan seems like a decent place.

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  1. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 2:19pm)

    So a woman in Afghanistan is raped and she gets prosecuted for adultery and sentenced to 12 years in jail. Makes sense to me.

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/22/world/...html?hpt=hp_c3
     
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 2:22pm) in reply to mdshack14

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16536

     

    I recently received a letter from a concerned parent. In the letter she told me that her daughter had been raped, but was refusing to marry her rapist as per Deuteronomy 22:28-29. The stupid girl actually wants to press charges on the man!
    Not only that, but that she also plans to kill the poor unborn baby her rapist had given her! Sickening! Have young people today got NO morals?

    (is for the lulz site but still really funny)
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 2:28pm) in reply to TMLMS13

    Well that's fucked too but at least it's not law.

    I read a couple of pages of that thread............should be hours of entertainment.
    Edited By: mdshack14 Nov 23rd, 2011 at 02:32 PM
     
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 2:36pm) in reply to Kiribato

    The bitch should have pushed her self down the stairs.
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 2:37pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    attempted manslaughter prolly gets her 25 to life
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 2:39pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    Standard, no?
     
  7. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 2:45pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

    How can she marry her rapist if he's already married to her cousin? I guess they allow polygamy there, too?

    That "baptist" website has to be a joke, and not a very funny one, either.
    Edited By: ECUgirl Nov 23rd, 2011 at 02:47 PM
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 2:48pm) in reply to ECUgirl

    It is
    Edited By: wes_mc Nov 23rd, 2011 at 02:52 PM
    Reason: pretty funny imo tho
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 2:48pm) in reply to wes_mc

    the LBC strikes again.

    here is another gem:

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12501

    I was wanting to know: How many of you keep your woman in a chastity belt?

    If you don't know what a chastity belt is, it is a metal belt that stops them from doing anything with their cooters. The man holds the key so she can not take it off at any time without him knowing.
    Edited By: Glo4m Nov 23rd, 2011 at 02:48 PM
    Reason: wes ssshhhhh
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:06pm) in reply to Glo4m

    It's pretty obvious, though, unless you have the IQ of a carrot :)

    *I have to admit, this got an lol out of me:

    "Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!"
    Edited By: ECUgirl Nov 23rd, 2011 at 03:15 PM
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:19pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ECUgirl View Post

    It's pretty obvious, though, unless you have the IQ of a carrot :)

    The scary part is i'm sure there are still some groups of people who think that way.
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:20pm) in reply to ECUgirl

    Well, the reason its so believable is most of those thread ideas come directly from the lunacy of a certain version of the King James Bible. People try to come in and talk shit to them and the guys have read it so many times they just rape everyone by quoting verses to back up every thing they say.
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:24pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Is that thread for real, can't decide if it is a solid level by an entire forum or religion is even more lol than I thought.
     
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:33pm) in reply to TMLMS13

     
    Originally Posted by TMLMS13 View Post

    The scary part is i'm sure there are still some groups of people who think that way.

    I find that kinda hard to believe, and they probably are an extremely fringe group of people, if so. Kinda like those loony Westboro Baptist people. I feel sorry for legitimate people of the Baptist faith who have to have their name associated with those crazies.
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:36pm) in reply to ntanygd760

     
    Originally Posted by ntanygd760 View Post

    Is that thread for real, can't decide if it is a solid level by an entire forum or religion is even more lol than I thought.

    LBC has long been the greatest level the internet has to offer.
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:39pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Why the fuck do we continue to prop up a government that let's such basic humanitarian matters slide? Who gives a shit about the sensitivity of diplomacy or w/e? If they get mad because we get mad that they still imprison rape victims then they really aren't worth the time we're giving them.
     
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:43pm) in reply to winwin07

    lol wp to whoever thought that up.
     
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:47pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Great find,

    What a great bunch of christians on this site calling us Catholics catlickers...

    My eyes have been shown the light, chrstians hating on Catholics who knew.

    this changes everything glo4m proceed to mock them...
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:51pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

     
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post


    this changes everything glo4m proceed to mock them...

    oh dont you worry

    :)
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:52pm) in reply to Glo4m

    This just in...women treated unfairly in the middle east. Film at 11. The message is that if you should happen to be raped...best to keep that little tidbit to yourself.
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:56pm) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    This just in...women treated unfairly in the middle east. Film at 11. The message is that if you should happen to be raped...best to keep that little tidbit to yourself.


    She wanted to but that whole getting pregnant thing ruined that plan for her.
     
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 3:57pm) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    This just in...women treated unfairly in the middle east. Film at 11. The message is that if you should happen to be raped...best to keep that little tidbit to yourself.


    ... Did you read the article?
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 4:07pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ECUgirl View Post

    It's pretty obvious, though, unless you have the IQ of a carrot :)

    *I have to admit, this got an lol out of me:

    "Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!"

    Zzzzzz... Old news. This was the case long before Obama
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 4:27pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    oh dont you worry

    :)

    you also get a cool avatar when banned from there site lol

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    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    you also get a cool avatar when banned from there site lol

    go join. I tried and was banned before i could even post once. their troll detection capabilities are outstanding, lol.
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 4:31pm) in reply to Glo4m

    I got to 30 posts of trolling the politics section before I got banned. Got about 10 warnings tho.
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 4:35pm) in reply to TMLMS13

    when I saw the title I was going to come in and post something about how this is just following the bible... the first reply apparently had the same idea.

    I read something recently about some middle east country where women with "sexy eyes" would have to cover those up to, let me see if I can find it.
    here it is: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/11...-up-sexy-eyes/
    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/314708
    Edited By: SevenCostanza Nov 23rd, 2011 at 04:37 PM
    Reason: added link
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 4:36pm) in reply to wes_mc

     
    Originally Posted by wes_mc View Post

    Zzzzzz... Old news. This was the case long before Obama

    Well, I haven't received mine yet. I'm disappointed.

    On a somewhat related note, I went to a sex toy party several years ago and the consultant pulled out an enormous black dildo that had a suction cup on the end. She demonstrated how you could attach it to the wall. After we stopped laughing and looking at each other like "wtf?", someone asked her who buys something like that and she said that the main purchasers of the 12 inch long, 4 inch around black dildo are white women over 60. Things that make you go hmmmmmm... :)
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 4:37pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ECUgirl View Post

    I find that kinda hard to believe, and they probably are an extremely fringe group of people, if so. Kinda like those loony Westboro Baptist people. I feel sorry for legitimate people of the Baptist faith who have to have their name associated with those crazies.

    You mean like Muslim extremists that had a few of the idiots running for President saying profiling is an ok practice? Every faith has its nut jobs. One more reason why religion is laughable.
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    Nov 23rd, 2011 (11/23/2011 4:38pm) in reply to SevenCostanza

     
    Originally Posted by SevenCostanza View Post

    when I saw the title I was going to come in and post something about how this is just following the bible... the first reply apparently had the same idea.

    I read something recently about some middle east country where women with "sexy eyes" would have to cover those up to, let me see if I can find it.

    Muslim practices are Biblical? *scratching my head*
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