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Albert Haynesworth vs. Richard Simmons for the Heavyweight Title

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  1. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    Jul 29th, 2010 (7/29/2010 5:45am)

    People ask me what was life like the day before September 11th:

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/...in325985.shtml

    About 2.3 trillion dollars was missing.

    People ask me what life is like today:

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp...qR4o3C2DZDKoEw

    About 8.7 billion dollars is gone.

    So, yeah, I will sit and wait for my pocket Aces and take some of your hard earned credit cash while I pretend this is not happening.

    I want to move to the Moon and set up a trading post and currency system based on the simple life and death. But I cannot breathe up there because they +++*(@@@@@@@*

    So since we all like to watch and observe and be content I will present to you....

    IN THE BLUE CORNER!



    Fat Albert HAYNES WORTH!

    and

    IN THE RED CORNER!



    RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!!



    Haynesworth comes out flying.



    Simmons wins by DQ but the title does not change hands.

    See you in a year:



    My tie is a noose.

    I want to sit on top of the pyramid.

    I've been scammed all my life.

    I've never considered I've been brainwashed since I was born.

    I eat recalled food.

    I was told Magic Johnson had AIDS and was going to die 20 years or so ago.

    Acid Rain was not a myth. You are being scalped by the new natives when the rain falls on your head.

    Sell me something else.

    Watch another comic book based movie or old remake.

    Serial killers still exist but are not to be talked about in public.

    See you at the zoo.

    Trapped. Caged. Keep feeding us.

    Try biting that hand that feeds you.

    Godspeed.
  2. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Jul 29th, 2010 (7/29/2010 5:51am) in reply to randomfrost

    yep
  3. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Jul 29th, 2010 (7/29/2010 5:55am) in reply to Stynsty71

    Is this the offical comeback post and are you gonna stick around?
     
  4. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Jul 29th, 2010 (7/29/2010 5:55am) in reply to wantagolf

    war profiteering ftw

    stay classy rf
  5. JksRbetter JksRbetter is offline

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    Jul 29th, 2010 (7/29/2010 5:59am) in reply to MadProfesor

    iseright
  6. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Jul 30th, 2010 (7/30/2010 1:58am) in reply to JksRbetter

    I am so happy Albert failed his exam. Get on the end of the bench bitch.
    Edited By: skisteve Jul 30th, 2010 at 01:59 AM
    Reason: Don't forget your garbage bag jacket to sweat off more weight.
  7. ripomatic ripomatic is offline

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    Jul 30th, 2010 (7/30/2010 2:09am) in reply to skisteve

    Does a bear really shit in the woods???

    I know they shit in the zoo!
  8. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Jul 30th, 2010 (7/30/2010 2:12am) in reply to skisteve

     
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    I am so happy Albert failed his exam. Get on the end of the bench bitch.

    it's interesting. I guess Shanahan essentially extended the test so Haynesworth wouldn't pass. I guess they made him run a third set, which no one has had to do before. And aren't D tackles supposed to be fat and not really move. :)
  9. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is online now

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    Jul 30th, 2010 (7/30/2010 2:14am) in reply to dolphin13

    my mind is so bottled up after reading this post.
  10. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Jul 30th, 2010 (7/30/2010 2:19am) in reply to skisteve

     
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    I am so happy Albert failed his exam. Get on the end of the bench bitch.

    FUCK FAT ALBERT, bitch
  11. CeJeH CeJeH is offline

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    Jul 30th, 2010 (7/30/2010 2:22am) in reply to HK_MP5N

    Ill have some of whatever you;re smoking
     
  12. MangosPapa MangosPapa is offline

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    Jul 30th, 2010 (7/30/2010 2:36am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

  13. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Jul 30th, 2010 (7/30/2010 6:07am) in reply to MangosPapa

    Such standard revengeaments.
    Worse case for Albert: The backup will run first team much or all of camp then IF chunky monkey plays repentant ball all camp without a peep of complaining he will start. Ok he starts game 2. Or maybe he comes off the bench every game. It's really up to All You Can Eat.
    Whatever puts him on the brink of crying works for me. I think he will crack and gripe not realizing the setback. He doesn't strike me as that bright, like duh.
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