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  1. should have life alert.
  2. should stop driving.
  3. ^^co-fucking sign^^
    An old lady in a caddy took me out when I was biking home...GG college water-polo career:(
  4. Queso never sleeps?
  5. queso is a force of nature, he seriously needs to be tested for performance enhancing drugs.

    The thing that disgusts me the most about our society is the way we treat old people.
  6. They should at least be given a road test every couple of years. As you get older you capabilities diminish.
  7. I think everyone should be given rigorous psychological exams before they're allowed to drive.

    F these idiots who freeze in mortal terror the second a raindrop or snowflake hits their windshield, and double F the dimwits who still drive around with a cellphone smashed up against their head.
  8. be nice to old people, they're gonna die soon
  9. As an "almost" senior citizen I must say that I highly resent this thread...and being the wonderfully civil person that I am...I have just one question for you
    ..What kind of vehicle would you like me to run you over with...Do you prefer I do just a bad reflex job on you or hit you because I'm blind as a bat...

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