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Alright so I did a 48 hour cleanse.....

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  1. eg23 eg23 is offline

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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:25am)

    It ended last night and nothing has happened....I was expecting big things and now im just disapointed... Im kind of worried because Im going out with a lady friend tonight.. Hopefully some shit goes down right away.... pardon the pun..... Anyone ever done one of these?

    EDIT: 48 hour cleanse is where you drink this garbage for 2 days and eat no food... Its supposed to clean out a bunch of stuff stuck in your bowels, liver etc that your body doesnt naturally get rid of... Some people can lose up to 8 pounds doing it... or so i was tricked into believing
     
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:25am) in reply to eg23

    can you elaborate or post less pls
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:29am) in reply to eg23

    I have done a lady friend.
    She did not go down right away.

    Ok, ok...smartass aside - what kind of cleanse man?
    If it an issue of Mr Henke, go for the old Klondike Days solution, and drink it out.

    Gl on the date.
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:38am) in reply to eg23

    I had to do something similar for a colonoscopy. Here is how I described the experience.

    Imagine taking a gallon of iced tea, a caesar salad (croutons optional), large pork chop and a half pint of rocky road ice cream. Blend it completely. Take your largest turkey baster and fill that sucker up. Go over to toilet and squeeze that baster as hard as possible until empty. Repeat 20-30 times over the next 24 hours.

    And let me tell you something - my baster was sore for about a week.
     
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:40am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    People should put a warning above their post when they go into such graphic anal cavity detail
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:40am) in reply to eg23

    Colonoscopies and "cleanses" are like Feng Shui - They are inventions made for no other reason than to take bored stupid white people's money. There is no clinical evidence, nor has there ever been, that these things are healthy. In fact there has been a lot of evidence that they are actually harmful for you.
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:41am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Yo Spanky when did this go down? Seriously its been two days WTF... I thought i was doing this to get some of the crap out of my system from boozing.... Now I just miss my beer shits
     
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:43am) in reply to Assassinato

    So are you saying that if you get a colonoscopy and they find a polyp it is not beneficial? Seems to me that if they find a polyp with a little camera up your hee-haw that this can only be healthy. As for cleansing, I have no idea.
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:44am) in reply to Assassinato

    the 2 days ones yes. There are 15 day cleanses that are recommended by doctors.
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:45am) in reply to Assassinato

    I think you are mixing up colonoscopy with an enema,

    a colonscopy is using an endoscope, a small fiber optic camera, to look at the bowels, lower digestive system, they are necessary for ANYONE over the age of 45 to keep an eye out for colon cancer, and polyps

    An enema is when you force various water soluble objects up your anus to cleanse your bowels...

    Yogurt enema anyone?

    Two totally differnt things there
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:45am) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    If you live in the United States it's unlikely you will find one. It is my understanding that polyps generally get into the water and food supply when the land is fertilized with human feces.
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:46am) in reply to Shagadelic

    I'm referring to those quack doctors (sorry I should've clarified, you're right) that just stick a hose up your ass and suck out your shit and then claim they are sucking out "toxins". They call their bullshit "colonoscopies" too.
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:47am) in reply to Shagadelic

    That's what I was going for Shag...I'm just pulling an all nighter and have no idea why I couldn't think of an enema. Any OT ladies get an enema before giving birth? Kinda common, right?
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:48am) in reply to Assassinato

    Uhm, sweetie, I think a polyp is a growth. Maybe what causes polyps is in the water and food supply, but not the polyps themselves. If I'm wrong, just redirect me to the dumb girls post, please :)
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:49am) in reply to ECUgirl

    Wait...fuck....gaaaah!!!!

    I suck, gettiung things mixed up, I'll gtfo

    And see below for what i was thinking along the lines of cleanses and colonoscopamapies
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:49am) in reply to Assassinato

    Assassinato, on the cleanse my man, I can dig it. I would argue on some it, but there you are entitled to opion.

    Bu fuck dude, there is no way a guy who can write and read as well as you do should make a call on the colonoscopies there.

    Opinions always your own.
    Facts, are not.

    Colonoscopies save lives.
    Period.

    *edit - by the time I posted this, all cleared up based on verbage.
    piece.
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:50am) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    Oh dear God no!!!
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:50am) in reply to Assassinato

    Yea...get your head out of your ass...I thought I was all mixed up because I haven't slept for a while but then I was like...wait...HE is the one who is the ball licker.
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:51am) in reply to fetaman

    See above...he is obv on PCP
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:51am) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    Go watch a movie and review it or something ye bastard
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:51am) in reply to Assassinato

    I lol'd at polyps in the water actually. Thanks for the giggle ;)
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:54am) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    Seriously, I'm talking about these people, they are all over Seattle, that reccomend you should be just sucking shit out of your ass all the time. They have no medical reason for it, they just pass it off as "cleansing" and they call it a colonoscopy too. They often are offered by the same people who do the cleanses too, so that's why my mind was fusing out.

    There was a Penn and Teller Bullshit episode on it I think.

    But whatever, myyyyy baD
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:56am) in reply to fetaman

    I think the quack "doctors" (not board cert, nor usually an md) advertise their enemas as a colonoscopy to legitimize it.

    Enemas are neccessary to follow certain medical procedures, like before an mri, esepcially for GI related problems, they will make you drink a ridicoulous amount of contrast solution, and then stick a hose up the anus and fill your lower bowels with a slightly ir-radiated counter contrast.

    Worst thing in the world for the tech is if the MD or nurse does NOT inform the patient whats going up their butt before they step in the lab... and then the poor lab tech has to tell them to relax and let it in...
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:56am) in reply to Assassinato

    Personally, I believe you should be forced to change your profile pic to you with a dunce cap
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:56am) in reply to Assassinato

    It's ok, take a deep breath. It would be easy to mix up the two things :) I can't imagine that having shit sucked out on a regular basis would be healthy either.
    Alright, my question is, wtf do I keep finding myself in these shit related posts?
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:57am) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    I'd still be teh SEXY
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:57am) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    Who cares about medical practices that save lives right now... I feel like im watching I am Legend again and theres going to be a loud bang out of nowhere to scare the shit out of me... This is like the anticipation when your gf is doing her pregnancy test in the bathroom and your stuck facebook contemplating your fate....
     
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:58am) in reply to Assassinato

    Poor guy

    Leave off him, he got two terms mixed up, no suprise with the alphabet soup of medical terminology. Lay off, he made a simple mistake...
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:58am) in reply to Shagadelic

    WOOOORDDD!!!! ^^^^^^

    Sorry guys I got like no sleep I suck cant type fire me kill me ecterca
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    Feb 29th, 2008 (2/29/2008 11:58am) in reply to Shagadelic

    FUCK!!! Someone just shoot me now please. I could've gone the rest of my life without hearing this.
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