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  1. eliterummy eliterummy is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 7:58pm)

    I went to vegas for my birthday and played at Aria and I was minding my own business until this guy who came to sit next to me. This guy looked like a young dahmer serial killer, hig lens glasses wavy dirty (not washed in awhile) hair. Just creeped me out! Anyway this guy ordered food. Now I have no problem with food that doesn't leave shit on the ground but this P.O.S. purchased these chicken tenders which where really brittle. Anyway, he starts playing brings in a descent amount of cash to the table and starts leaving crap on the table. The brittle skin and grease etc... I finally had enough and went off on him. I told him listen why don't you finish eating first before you start playing so you don't grease up the cards and leave all this shit on the table. Some people on the table like 2-3 said mind your own but the rest said the same thing after me. I'm sorry but I cannot stand even people slapping their mouth while eating and he just did it all. It finally got so heated that the casino moved him to a different table. People actually clapped. lol

    So... am I an asshole? Or, would you have done the same thing?
  2. StayCalm StayCalm is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:11pm) in reply to eliterummy

    Welcome to America, home of the most digusting slobs around. I probly wouldn't have went off on the guy, but I definately would have agreed with you if i was at the table.
  3. iCONoFpOKER iCONoFpOKER is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:13pm) in reply to StayCalm

    i dont mind eating if there not nasty about it
  4. Steve Murkle Steve Murkle is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:14pm) in reply to StayCalm

    Restate the story in a non-biased opinion
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  5. y0y0y0y0y083 y0y0y0y0y083 is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:14pm) in reply to eliterummy

    Not really an asshole. I could see why you would be upset. He might be really dirty and all, but I don't think he's breaking any rules.

    Best move would've been to probably ask for a seat change.
  6. eliterummy eliterummy is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:16pm) in reply to StayCalm

    I'm 6 foot 8 and 350lb I am a big guy compared to most people. I have a straight forward attitude. My mouth just gets me in trouble once in awhile (mainly with my boss) lol...

    Oh yea... I don't mind eating things at the table ex: apple or a yogurt something that doesn't leave marks of you just eating their. I don't know it's just my big pet peeve.
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  7. AGGRECIV AGGRECIV is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:17pm) in reply to eliterummy

    Was he at least licking his fingers after each bite? Id be ok with it if he was
  8. eliterummy eliterummy is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:20pm) in reply to y0y0y0y0y083

    I had a good run on that table I wasn't going to move.

     
    Originally Posted by AGGRECIV View Post

    Was he at least licking his fingers after each bite? Id be ok with it if he was

    I swear!! HE WAS!!! LOL.. People where starring at him. Everyone after he left said he looks like he will go postal at some point soon. lol

     
    Originally Posted by Steve Murkle View Post

    Restate the story in a non-biased opinion

    no sir.
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  9. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:22pm) in reply to eliterummy

    Don't eat greasy finger foods at the table.
     
  10. CHOOKTER CHOOKTER is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:24pm) in reply to mdshack14

    I'm 6 foot 8 and 350lb I am a big guy compared to most people.

    you did nt get this size eating an apple and yoghurt

    you asssshole

    only joking in case i meet you
  11. eliterummy eliterummy is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:24pm) in reply to mdshack14

    ding!
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  12. ZRobsUSC ZRobsUSC is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:25pm) in reply to eliterummy

    [QUOTE=eliterummy;5632400]I'm 6 foot 8 and 350lb I am a big guy compared to most people.[QUOTE]good eye.

    but seriously, the only way i would have intervened is if he was spilling shit in my table space.
    Edited By: ZRobsUSC Jul 22nd, 2010 at 08:26 PM
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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:28pm) in reply to StayCalm

     
    Originally Posted by Stay_calm86 View Post

    Welcome to America, home of the most digusting slobs around. I probly wouldn't have went off on the guy, but I definately would have agreed with you if i was at the table.

    ^
     
  14. bcdrmr bcdrmr is offline 3 of a kind > flush????

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:33pm) in reply to ZRobsUSC

    you should have done everything in your power to rip SERIOUS farts (obviously lean to the side and aim for him) or "accidentally" spill a drink all over him, etc. passive aggressive ftw
  15. eliterummy eliterummy is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:35pm) in reply to ZRobsUSC

    he was putting grease on the cards and bits and pieces of the chicken on the table.
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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:37pm) in reply to DoubleAAron

    mind your own biznass big foot, imo
  17. coolhandkev coolhandkev is online now

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:45pm) in reply to Jwilkinson

    I would NOT refund his money if I bad beat him, to teach him a lesson not to mess with you!
  18. eliterummy eliterummy is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:45pm) in reply to Jwilkinson

    green giant.

    thx.
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  19. Superleggera Superleggera is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 8:47pm) in reply to eliterummy

    [ ] asshole
  20. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 9:02pm) in reply to Superleggera

    anyone who eats finger foods at a poker table is some type of sub-human lifeform
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  21. DaPretzel DaPretzel is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 9:04pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Didn't read the thread yet, but if you have to ask, you probably are. I'll edit this post if I have to eat my words.
     
  22. Flopnuts1 Flopnuts1 is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 9:16pm) in reply to Superleggera

    He deserved to be berated for his poor table manners. Chicken grease on the cards = -EV.

    Had a similar but opposite situation happen last month at the Venetian. Nice Lebanese guy ordered fish and chips, ate them politely on a tray with wheels in front of him and then offered what he didn't finish to an opponent across the table!
  23. zander zander is offline anomaly in his crotch

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 9:19pm) in reply to Flopnuts1

    Ah Las Vegas, the last bastion of class and decency in America.
  24. jetsjets1028 jetsjets1028 is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 9:26pm) in reply to zander

    try Atlantic City...makes Vegas seem like Monte Carlo
  25. dnb128 dnb128 is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 9:27pm) in reply to zander

    Im 7ft. 4in. 562 lbs. and when I eat a plain burger I shit it out with cheese on it.
  26. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 9:27pm) in reply to dnb128

    You were an ass, he was an ass.

    Situation resolved.
  27. GPop21 GPop21 is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 9:27pm) in reply to Niceguy

    bastion is a great word.
  28. kdunlapmo kdunlapmo is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 9:32pm) in reply to GPop21

    Did he look like the guy on the left by chance

  29. Tim Lock Tim Lock is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 10:30pm) in reply to kdunlapmo

    You're obv just jealous he didn't offer any of his greasy goodness.
  30. BirdWings BirdWings is offline

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    Jul 22nd, 2010 (7/22/2010 10:35pm) in reply to Tim Lock

    I'd love to see a 6' 8'' 350 dude eat a yogurt at the poker table loool
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