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Am I a bad father?

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  1. supra1988t supra1988t is offline

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 10:37pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    You are without a doubt a good father.

    Funny you ask this today because I was walking thru walmart yesterday and was thinking..

    "if I were PUTUS",

    I would outlaw all play guns for children...(even water squirter guns).

    Imo there is no need for em and has no value to a child growing up.

    My wife has a coworker who bought their 9 year old a BB gun for HER birthday...and maybe I just think very differently but I was like WTF!!!!!

    I would hate to be your kid and thank fucking god your mentality isn't shared by a majority of the country. Had my first BB gun (Red Ryder obv) at age 6. I was quite handy with a real gun once old enough to shoot one. Amurica, Fuck Yea!!
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  2. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 10:46pm) in reply to Appst08

    haaaaaaaaaaa! My 3yo does the same, and we also had the teacher talk to us about it. Well, good to know he isn't the only one. lol that's funny.

    I like the gun sounds effects he makes too
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    Nov 18th, 2011 (11/18/2011 11:48pm) in reply to LeftyC

    I dont really like it. I mean girls are supposed to learn how to be little sluts and boys are supposed to shoot at everything. Pretty lame IMO.

    But I was never one of those guys that ran around shooting at shit, action figures etc. Dress up like fkn spiderman and love the football etc etc

    Ya, I know now ot thinks I'm homo etc. but at least I didnt have man crushes on peyton manning and kiss his poster goodnight before bed time like you homo's did ;)
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 12:14am) in reply to xxbossmanxx

    Pic is awesome. Take away the Internet what is a young boy suppose to do other than play cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians and have rock wars? Teacher needs to get their shit together.
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 12:29am) in reply to bluefront

    if i could photo shop i would prob put his head on a bank robber shoot out photo and replace the gun with that gun he made. or maybe with the surveillance photo of the guy at ECU with the umbrella. or put him on that fat guy photo of guy shooting that says america, fuck yea. and change the gun too.
     
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 12:30am) in reply to AmSlim22

  7. ApesAreFun ApesAreFun is offline Moderator/Euro Donk

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 12:43am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Not a very smooth hidden brag.

    You really didnt want to know if youre a good dad or not... you just wanted to show us that your kid is fucking awesome.

    Well played.

    This.
    Just a fucking awesome lazer that kid built.
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 1:17am) in reply to ApesAreFun

    Oh muppy of course not silly
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 2:11am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 2:32am) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    Lil mupp in bossmode obv

    Tell that dumb teacher he is fighting global warming and she'll shut up about it
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 2:36am) in reply to Paki_Poker

     
    Originally Posted by Paki_Poker View Post

    They're going to try and tell you he needs adderall. Tell em to give him a bunch and keep it for yourself.

    Kid looks like a pimp in his down-filled vest.

    fyp
     
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 2:43am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Your son is perfectly normal with one slight exception. He can build a kick ass gun. Teacher needs to chill.
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 5:16am) in reply to Stocker

    O/u till genius lil mupp builds a working laser gun?
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 6:03am) in reply to Mr Galt


    tell him don't let kent touch his lasers
    Edited By: whitealroker Nov 19th, 2011 at 06:03 AM
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 8:41am) in reply to whitealroker

     
    Originally Posted by whitealroker View Post


    tell him don't let kent touch his lasers

    lol, nice
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 8:55am) in reply to xxbossmanxx



    youre probably a good parent mupp, but forget the laser thing and teach him to fistfight like a real man.
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 2:21pm) in reply to ScottBrewr99

    eventually he will put the laser guns away, and start dressing in your wifes cloths.
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 3:49pm) in reply to Spiltbongwater

    fk the haterz, your boy's bada$$ and he can play w/ w/e the fk he wants.

    boyz gonna boy
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 4:49pm) in reply to beaver316

    maybe it's all part of a bigger plot to kill his mother?

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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 8:42pm) in reply to El Burro

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    Your son is influential and creative. Unfortunately, it doesn't sound like the same can be said for his teacher.

    this
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 8:47pm) in reply to Paki_Poker

     
    Originally Posted by Paki_Poker View Post

    They're going to try and tell you he needs Ritalin. Tell em ok and just use it for yourself.

    Kid looks like a pimp in his down-filled vest.

    FYP
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 9:03pm) in reply to Dyzalot

    I used to turn the sleeves of my Kansas City Chiefs pullover into double cannons. Got a detention in 1st grade for making gun noises. Had to lay my head down in a 4th grade class while all the 1st graders were outside. Fuck you Ms. Dickens.
     
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    Nov 19th, 2011 (11/19/2011 10:30pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    MUPP or other OT parents, any recommendations for sites with childrens songs? Or a youtube loop, etc? Expecting our first in 2 weeks.

    Will be proud if when 3 my son is building laser guns as cool as that one.
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    Nov 20th, 2011 (11/20/2011 1:36am) in reply to wackyJaxon

    Haha that pic is awesome. "Look paw, I built a BFG!"
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    Nov 20th, 2011 (11/20/2011 1:59am) in reply to BigStack Husker

    great pic
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    Nov 20th, 2011 (11/20/2011 3:00am) in reply to FouTight

    Pics of sarah connor please.
    Edited By: skisteve Nov 20th, 2011 at 03:01 AM
    Reason: or get ouuuut of hereeee, NOWWWWW!
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    Nov 20th, 2011 (11/20/2011 4:39am) in reply to skisteve

    congrats, your boy is the future this guy

     
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    Nov 20th, 2011 (11/20/2011 6:17am) in reply to Hateflops

    lolololol
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    Nov 20th, 2011 (11/20/2011 6:20am) in reply to Hateflops

     
    Originally Posted by Hateflops View Post

    LOL!
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