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Am I a jerk?

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  1. abower1185 abower1185 is offline burmese python

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 9:08am)

    TL/DR went home with a girl I started working with. Procrastinated going on dates with her, thought I was going to give her a chance. met her really hot hippie/vegetarian artist friend. Girl I work with went home. I went home with said hippie chick. Like her a lot and I felt like it was mutual. Woke uP the next morning and told girl I work with. Shit storm ensues

    P.S. I didn't sleep with hippie chick because of the friend I work with
  2. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 9:11am) in reply to abower1185

    fail in all aspects
  3. abower1185 abower1185 is offline burmese python

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 9:12am) in reply to curiousgeorge

    P.S.S. Does everyone just go to bed like normal people now? Since we can't play poker?

    Shit I knew it.
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  4. clemsonrich clemsonrich is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 9:18am) in reply to abower1185

     
  5. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 9:41am) in reply to clemsonrich

    multiple fails in this thread.

    The most obv one being no pics
  6. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 10:27am) in reply to TMLMS13

    3 some one time?
     
  7. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is offline world traveler

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 10:32am) in reply to abower1185

    Who wants to sleep with a girl who is going to make you a sandwich without turkey after sex?
  8. abower1185 abower1185 is offline burmese python

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 10:59am) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    Who'd rather have someone that doesn eat all your turkey? That's the better question.
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  9. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 11:07am) in reply to abower1185

    vegetarians taste funny
  10. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 1:05pm) in reply to Reech

    Words are not strong enough to describe this level of FAIL.
  11. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 2:21pm) in reply to HK_MP5N

    lol op i would be more concerned about how much you failed then whether or not youre an asshole
  12. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 2:51pm) in reply to Lameass_

    I think i fail just as much as you.

    I really need to work on not being myself until after they are in love with me. Cause im an asshole.
  13. nw25th nw25th is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 4:02pm) in reply to clemsonrich

     
    Originally Posted by clemsonrich View Post

    what is this from?
  14. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is online now

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 5:38pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    I think i fail just as much as you.

    I really need to work on not being myself until after I lay them. Cause im an asshole.

    fyp

  15. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 5:42pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    So you basically shit on chick 1 by going home with chick 2 but then decide not to seal the deal because you felt bad? wtf line of thinking is this? Just by going home with chick 2, chick 1 is going to be pretty fucking pissed off so you might as well of just sealed the deal (unless chick 2 wasn't letting you).

    You might be able to just have chick 1 want you more now after this because that is how it seems to work.
  16. sean614 sean614 is online now

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:00pm) in reply to BigEarn7

    speaking of turkey, I just had the turkey special from my local deli, fucking delicious. Turkey, cole-slaw, am cheese (white), and russian dressing on rye.
  17. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:04pm) in reply to sean614

    I just had turkey as well, it was the barbeque seasoned oscar mayer deli fresh kind, very good.
  18. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:08pm) in reply to BigEarn7

    If this is turning into a lunch thread - I'm heading over to Wo Hop on Mott St. for some Chinese and an ice cold Tsingtao.
  19. sean614 sean614 is online now

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:10pm) in reply to kellykip

    I also had these chips to go wt it:

  20. jonnyg123 jonnyg123 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:11pm) in reply to sean614

    you're not a jerk, just a dumbass
  21. Jims14 Jims14 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:13pm) in reply to curiousgeorge

     
    Originally Posted by curiousgeorge View Post

    fail in all aspects

    this
  22. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:18pm) in reply to Jims14

    I'm about to make a grilled turkey and pepper jack cheese sandwich on hearty wheat with honey mustard. Yum.
     
  23. cocoa_butter111 cocoa_butter111 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:19pm) in reply to jonnyg123

     
    Originally Posted by jonnyg123 View Post

    you're not a jerk, just a dumbass


     
  24. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is online now

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:26pm) in reply to cocoa_butter111

    Honey ham, turkey, cheddar, a few drops of hot sauce, a smidge of guac on wheat, with a side of
  25. RUBINH RUBINH is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 6:29pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

     
    Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies View Post

    Honey ham, turkey, cheddar, a few drops of hot sauce, a smidge of guac on wheat, with a side of

    lol white people
  26. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 8:08pm) in reply to RUBINH

     
    Originally Posted by RUBINH View Post

    lol white people

    [ ] white

    OP, you are doing it very, very wrong for many, many reasons.
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  27. Hecklerz Hecklerz is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2011 (8/23/2011 8:25pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Yes. And after reading the story, it is yes x 2.
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