So last night (Tuesday), I decided to go out and get a little wasted for Tipsy Tuesday, which is a really big night to go out at my school (#5 party school biatch). Anyways, I go up to one of my favorite bars with one of my really good friends, who happens to be a girl. So we're at the bar chatting it up when a girl next to me starts hitting on me harcore...Within 20 seconds of meeting her, I could already tell she was trying to get the D. Shes pretty hot, so I obviously refocus all of my attention to her. My girl friend leaves about an hour later and I say fuck it, I'm with this hottie who is trying to get it. After consuming copious amounts of shots, we head back to my place absolutely split. Right when we get inside, we immediate strip down, bang out, pass the fuck out. In the middle of the night, I wake up and my bed is drenched with the urine of this passed out drunk ho. I flipped shit on her, yelled horrible insults at her for 5 minutes, while she cried and said sorry. I told her to put her clothes on and beat it. I told another one of my friends the story and he said i was a huge dick, but I disagree completely. When a broad pisses the bed of some random dude she just met and fucked, she will be stripped of all dignity, which I surely did. I'm really just trying to help out the next unfortunate victim....So am I really a dick or solid bro move?

Complete dick.

I vote asshole

 

Originally Posted by Bob Futon

You got pissed on and deservedly so for your lack of pics. No other attention or judgement is necessary until we get some pics (even if its just of the friend you went to the bar with)

Oh cuz I just have tons of pictures of this random broad I met last night? You're a clown. I would never post a pic of my friend who I mentioned in the story cuz shes actually a cool girl, one of the few, and I don't want her pic to be associated with this thread.

 

Originally Posted by hollandshope4

Oh cuz I just have tons of pictures of this random broad I met last night? You're a clown. I would never post a pic of my friend who I mentioned in the story cuz shes actually a cool girl, one of the few, and I don't want her pic to be associated with this thread.

At least I'm a dry clown that doesn't smell like urine.

Bob Futon's response should have / this thread.

until pics appeared.

made up story IMO... there are so many noobs that come in here with stories like this one and then a month later make a post about some girl that they are in love with but wont return their calls...

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a bed is micturated upon in this fair forum, we have to validate the owners actions?

Are you 100% postiive she/you didnt ask for a golden shower in the middle of drunk sex?

just saying

 

Originally Posted by midmoguy

You were definitely a dick. Congrats on getting drunk enough to fuck Jaybone.

Congrats on not getting some strange last night puss

 

Originally Posted by normlfella

so you dont even know the skank's last name? because if you do and you haven't put up any FB pics by now, this is a bigger fail than you berating her for being shitfaced

Dude, the last thing on my mind when I'm trying to stuff some box is the girls last name, especially when I just met her that night. Shit, I barely remember her first name.

So details, did you "donkeypunch her" or stick it in her pooper after the golden shower.

 

Originally Posted by hollandshope4

If I made up a sex story, it would be way more outlandish then this.

Tucker Max, you are not.

 

Originally Posted by hollandshope4

In the middle of the night, I wake up and my bed is drenched with my urine on this passed out drunk ho. I didnt want her to think I was a bedwetter, so I woke her up and blamed it on her. I flipped shit on her, yelled horrible insults at her for 5 minutes, while she cried and said sorry.

prob more like the troof.

edit: pigalet is wise.