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  1. wonglondo wonglondo is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 8:44pm) in reply to hollandshope4

     
    Originally Posted by hollandshope4 View Post

    Heres my logic smart ass. If I roast her bad enough, she will be too embarrassed to ever get herself in a situation like that again where she drinks 5 times her capacity, begs for more, then begs me to take her back to my place. Hopefully I put this girl in place, so that she no longer drinks to the point where she can't control her bladder.

    Yeah I fucked a chick who was really drunk so what? You're telling me that if you had as many drinks as a girl had and she was groping you, begging you to take her back to your place, you wouldn't? Please.....

    aah, but your logic has the false assumption that she wouldn't change her behaviour unless you insult her...

    i also kinda doubt that u'd wake up drunk at midnight with piss on u and ur bed to then think "heyy, i could save my fellow brothers from ever experiencing this incident with this very woman if i just hurt her feeling enough! aww they so gonna owe me one now!!". or did you? or was this "bro move" thing an afterthought added to justify your action?

    i dont care that you're fucking a drunk chick. i was just saying that that makes the incident ur fault too. just be glad she didnt puke as well. you decided to take that drunk ass back home, you deal with the consequences, and that typically involves all types of bodily fluid. especially if u helped in getting her that drunk...
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 8:45pm) in reply to hollandshope4

    I vote asshole
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 8:56pm) in reply to hollandshope4

    Obv didn't read the last seven pages and last eleventy billion posts, but here are the levels of asshole in your story...

    Asshole level 1: If you made this story up, you're an asshole

    Dumbass level 2: Letting her leave without helping you clean the shit up...

    Asshole level 3: Getting some chick wasted enough to fuck her, then being a total dickbag when shit happens.

    Asshole level 5: Sounds like you probably pissed off one of your really good friends just to get a drunken piece which you then treated like shit and bragged about on an interwebz forum.

    It's a rare man who has 2.5 inches AND is a huge dick. Congratulations.
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 9:01pm) in reply to hollandshope4

     
    Originally Posted by hollandshope4 View Post

    I think you guys need to lighten up a little bit damnnnnnnn

    After you sir...
     
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 9:04pm) in reply to Donnie2005.2

    In the op you seemed like a douchebag before you even got to the piss part, so yeah definitely an asshole.
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 9:04pm) in reply to wonglondo

     
    Originally Posted by wonglondo View Post

    aah, but your logic has the false assumption that she wouldn't change her behaviour unless you insult her...

    i also kinda doubt that u'd wake up drunk at midnight with piss on u and ur bed to then think "heyy, i could save my fellow brothers from ever experiencing this incident with this very woman if i just hurt her feeling enough! aww they so gonna owe me one now!!". or did you? or was this "bro move" thing an afterthought added to justify your action?

    i dont care that you're fucking a drunk chick. i was just saying that that makes the incident ur fault too. just be glad she didnt puke as well. you decided to take that drunk ass back home, you deal with the consequences, and that typically involves all types of bodily fluid. especially if u helped in getting her that drunk...

    Cereally OP this is like the end of the argument. You really can't comeback with anything to what wonglondo said in these three paragraphs. No chance at arguing against what he just said.

    You're whole logic of "it was her fault for drinking too much and peeing". Which is true, but like he said it's your fault for not knowing how drunk she was. So you deal with the consequences, and you dealt with them like a standard douche bag.

    Btw I don't believe a word of your story, but that's just what I would say if it were true.

    Carry on.
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 9:26pm) in reply to hollandshope4

    I'm what? Sorry I don't understand immature asshole lingo.
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 9:39pm) in reply to hollandshope4

    What I find funny about it is that he posted "Am I really an asshole?", people answer the question and he proceeds to make toolish comments and argue back with them about it.
    There's really no justification for treating someone like crap to the point that you make them cry. Especially when they didn't do anything intentionally and would obviously feel bad and embarassed about it in the first place without a tongue lashing. You sound like a misogynist. As far as I'm concerned, men who are secure in their manhood don't treat women that way.
    The only redeeming thing about this thread is that 90% of the people responding agree.
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 9:43pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ecugirl93 View Post

    What I find funny about it is that he posted "Am I really an asshole?", people answer the question and he proceeds to make toolish comments and argue back with them about it.
    There's really no justification for treating someone like crap to the point that you make them cry. Especially when they didn't do anything intentionally and would obviously feel bad and embarassed about it in the first place without a tongue lashing. You sound like a misogynist. As far as I'm concerned, men who are secure in their manhood don't treat women that way.
    The only redeeming thing about this thread is that 90% of the people responding agree.

    boot must mean correct, cuz you are
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 9:56pm) in reply to Hateflops

     
    Originally Posted by Hateflops View Post

    but like he said it's your fault for not knowing how drunk she was.

    Pretty sure he knew how drunk she was when she agreed to go home with him (or he carried her after she passed out outside the bar).
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 10:08pm) in reply to hollandshope4

     
    Originally Posted by hollandshope4 View Post

    Alright DonkassQ. Since your brain capacity can't handle the definitons of street slang I'll help you out.

    Skank Ho(courtesty of urban dictionary)
    <table id="entries"><tbody><tr></tr><tr><td id="entry_71342" colspan="2">a nasty ass female that sleeps with anything male for drugs, money, or popularity.
    </td></tr></tbody></table>a nasty ass female that sleeps with anything male for drugs, money, or popularity.

    Since I'm not a female, I can't possibly be a skank ho and even if the definition was altered to read "a nasty ass person," I still would not meet any of the criteria. I sleep around cuz I like pussy and lots of different kinds.

    Well under that kind of rigidity girls couldn't be fags, guys couldn't be called cunts, etc.

    LOL @ responding to me how you did. Literal fucktard. I could just as easily said...tool, douchebag, fucktard, asshole, clownshoe, mutt, moron, schmuck, pedantic pile of pussification, cum-sucking roadwhore, et al.

    Honestly, well done on getting overly pedantic. Just EL OH EL.
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 10:13pm) in reply to AbnormalQ

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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 10:16pm) in reply to MissBecky

    I was loling at this post at work all day. Anyways I agree with the majority.
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 10:35pm) in reply to hollandshope4

    <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3"><tbody><tr><td><h2>hollandshope4</h2> </td><td colspan="2"><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td>Profile </td><td align="center" valign="bottom"> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr><td align="center"> </td><td><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td align="center" valign="top"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3"><tbody><tr><td>Real name
    </td><td>Julian Capito</td></tr><tr><td>Age
    </td><td>17
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    </td><td>Male</td></tr><tr><td>Member since
    </td><td>07-02-2009</td></tr><tr><td>Last login:
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 10:35pm) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    3) I don't find this story that hard to believe. Is it really beyond the realm of possibility that a guy at a big party school went out, got laid, girl got too drunk and pissed the bed? Sure OP could be lying, but some of you are reacting like he told us he banged Megan Fox last night.

    to be clear, we're talking about ohio university, and i question the princeton review as a source for that ranking.
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 11:13pm) in reply to AbnormalQ

     
    Originally Posted by AbnormalQ View Post

    Well under that kind of rigidity girls couldn't be fags, guys couldn't be called cunts, etc.

    LOL @ responding to me how you did. Literal fucktard. I could just as easily said...tool, douchebag, fucktard, asshole, clownshoe, mutt, moron, schmuck, pedantic pile of pussification, cum-sucking roadwhore, et al.

    Honestly, well done on getting overly pedantic. Just EL OH EL.

    Actually agree with you. Well played.
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    Oct 28th, 2009 (10/28/2009 11:41pm) in reply to Johnny Slippy

     
    Originally Posted by Johnny Slippy View Post


    And yeah, dick move...my sister in law pulled this (peed in my bed, moved back to her bed wtf?!?)in New Orleans once..it happens to the best of us. Don't yell at girls....asshole.

    Sick brag about fucking your sister inlaw
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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 12:16am) in reply to hollandshope4

    Im saying it now on page 1, if this thread gets to page ten you're an asshole automatically. What? Oh. Nm.
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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 12:39am) in reply to hollandshope4

    yeah you prolly are.
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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 12:56am) in reply to hollandshope4

    cool story Julian.
     
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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 1:17am) in reply to hollandshope4

    I'm just gonna go ahead and post this again so everyone knows the face of the asshole that made this long ass string

  22. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 1:28am) in reply to hollandshope4

    Is this even real? Yelling at some girl you liquored up who did something unintentionally?

    You stay classy.
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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 1:48am) in reply to hollandshope4

    Really hope this broad has Syphilis
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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 7:42am) in reply to bertminatti

    I really think she wins and you lose!

    She has a story to tell her friends, which I'm sure will see out at your "#5" party school. The campus can't be that big, she tells her friends, that tell her friends, that post it on facebook.

    Then what are you left with? I stained mattress, some lotion, internet porn, and your pants around your ankles at bar time. Way to think that one out stud!
     
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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 7:48am) in reply to hollandshope4

    I hope you got her peas
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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 8:35am) in reply to jcpeace

    If this girl ends up pregnant...
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    Oct 29th, 2009 (10/29/2009 9:26am) in reply to DonkDon

    So whats yur old screen name???
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