Originally Posted by Mr323

I added the silver back, do I need to explain?

If the explanation involves something other than "it looks cooler than non-silver back" and/or "it would indicate my seasoned age/maturity", then yes, you need to explain. If not, then no.

Much more so I would prefer to know your reasoning behind your choice. Like, what types of stuff you would do if you became a gorilla. For example, would you go to track meets, and wait for someone to throw a huge career P.R. in the javelin/discus/shot put/hammer throw, and they're like strutting around thinking they're hot shit, thinking to themself that they just won the meet, not even nervous about their competitors' remaining throws cuz of how huge of a throw they just did, looking all over-confident and assholish, you could then just run onto the field and grab a javelin/discus/shot/hammer (whichever throwing event it was (as a gorilla, you would be absurdly sick at all of them)) and throw a new world record by a super enormous margin and run up to whichever guy it was that just threw a P.R. that the audience had been oohing and ahhing about a mere 30 seconds earlier and rip all his clothes off and point and laugh and make giant "suck it" motions with your huge gorilla arms/hands while the audience laughed mercilessly at him and he just stood there crying in embarrassment/shame and felt all way less awesome about his new P.R. that he had just thrown now that you just pwned his soul.

Cuz if I was a gorilla that would def be on my list of things to do.

Also, what were some of the other ones you considered, and what things about them did you almost want badly enough to pick them over the Gorilla but not quite enough to actually pick them over the gorilla, and why. Etc. You know, just explain like, stuff about your decision. I dunno, have fun with it. This thread is about thinking about what it would be like to be various animals with a human brain, and what the advantages/drawbacks would be, and which ones would be better than which ones, and so on. That's the intended purpose of the thread, much more so than merely just typing out the name of whichever animal you picked and not saying anything else about it, that's no fun.

no

maybe

 

Originally Posted by whitealroker

A sheep owned by a lonely farmer

i know i shouldn't reply but... man, seriously?

 

Originally Posted by bfactor

I know, right? I was like 99.999999% sure he would pick llama owned by a lonely farmer, but then OUT OF FUCKIN NOWHERE he picks sheep owned by lonely farmer. Surprise picks happening left and right up in hurrrrr

i pick a lion btw, they look pretty badass. and they could eat WAR. not that he looks tasty, but i imagine if i was a lion, WAR would provide a good amount of meat and probably taste like prime rib since you know i'm a fucking lion and everything.

and then when i was no longer a lion, i wouldn't have to read his posts, so win win right?

 

Originally Posted by sketchy1

i pick a lion btw, they look pretty badass. and they could eat WAR. not that he looks tasty, but i imagine if i was a lion, WAR would provide a good amount of meat and probably taste like prime rib since you know i'm a fucking lion and everything.

and then when i was no longer a lion, i wouldn't have to read his posts, so win win right?

Didn't realise this was such a serious thread. I'm so sorry sketchy. you blow the 1500 the first orbit today and taking it out on us??

 

Originally Posted by sketchy1

i pick a lion btw, they look pretty badass. and they could eat WAR. not that he looks tasty, but i imagine if i was a lion, WAR would provide a good amount of meat and probably taste like prime rib since you know i'm a fucking lion and everything.

and then when i was no longer a lion, i wouldn't have to read his posts, so win win right?

I actually enjoy a lot of WAR's posts, so no, not win win imo.

even if you can somehow masturbate or dry hump things it still seems like itd be a very limited life which would get old instantly. like after you(maybe not you directly) jerk it you dont wanna watch more porn and jerk it again. you wanna post on p5s or some shit. as a gorilla i could post on p5s while i play diablo 3 with my feet. and thered be a crowd of people watching in awe.

That's what I thought at first, but then realized you might get an ugly cat owner and the chance to end up in a better home is unlikely. Also, after 10 years or babies etc., your hot owner might not be hot anymore. As a fly you don't have these limitations.

 

Originally Posted by Ozzie

you must really be into grannies...

Brain of a human tho - I'd just constantly run away and move in with chicks that were 15-38.

 

Originally Posted by acp

That's what I thought at first, but then realized you might get an ugly cat owner and the chance to end up in a better home is unlikely. Also, after 10 years or babies etc., your hot owner might not be hot anymore. As a fly you don't have these limitations.

ugh - don't wanna end up on the street eating out of garbage cans in 20 degree weather

 

Originally Posted by bfactor

You could just switch owners super frequently tho, no?

Whenever I see hot college chicks encountering a random cat, they are always like "AAWWWWWW OMGGG AWWWW ITS SOOOOO CUTE OMG OMG AWWWW" and they immed try to befriend it/own it until someone tells them not to and they realize they are being a fucktard. So, you could just go around from hottie to hottie until one of them didn't have a male authority figure to tell her to not be a fucktard and then she would be your new owner. And just rinse and repeat whenever you get bored of your new owner.

Plus you could be like the all-time cockblocker - every time a dude whips it out and is about to fuck my owner, I'd spring up out of nowhere and scratch his dick so he couldn't foul my precious little angel.

 

Originally Posted by sketchy1

hey bfactor, have you ever left a single thought unwritten in a post?

missed this....okay I feel better now he is being a douche to everybody today and not just me. Sketchy release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.

 

Originally Posted by Lord Supremo

The only reason I wouldn't choose Great White Shark is they have to always be swimming or they drown, never get to lax.

As is, I reject the choices in this thread and choose Grizzly Bear.

Yea, like 5 mins after I made the thread I was already kicking myself for forgetting about bears. That def would've been on my list if I had taken a little longer to remember more cool animals lol. Oops. That said, I would've had to have gotten rid of one of them in its place, since I didn't want to have more than 10 animals total (I still would've made bear get on the list tho regardless and replaced one of the other ones with it, probly either the lion or the anaconda), cuz I figured if I had too many options it would end up watering it down and being less fun than if there were only 10 options to choose from so there would be more people agreeing with each other or debating each other over the limited options etc.

Lol @ that scenario of seeing hot college chicks encountering stray cats occurring more than once or twice in your life, but if you say so I guess it's possible.

I definitely discounted a stray cats ability to go from house to house, if it is more likely than I described than cat would be #2 for me. I still think a fly has the most potential to lead an entertaining life.