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Another LOL OMG kill myself/urself story..........

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  1. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 9:45am)

    So my gf and i are at OG ( whore house) the other night we're pretty wasted with this other couple we went with, bottles the whole shabang, long story short they took off , we're their til like noon, im making out with this one skank thats pretty hot in front of my girl when all of a sudden..... oh wait nvm you guys hate fun.. end of story
    Edited By: NechitaCC Jun 20th, 2011 at 09:46 AM
  2. felipebball felipebball is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 9:49am) in reply to NechitaCC

    sick brag about gf not caring that you makeout with her co-workers
  3. ScottBrewr99 ScottBrewr99 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 9:50am) in reply to felipebball

  4. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 9:53am) in reply to felipebball

  5. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 10:16am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

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  6. djg23 djg23 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 10:19am) in reply to ntanygd760

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  7. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 10:23am) in reply to djg23

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF is for faggots
    Thread Starter
  8. littleze littleze is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 10:55am) in reply to NechitaCC

    CC stands for cool cat right?
  9. SoCalDrew SoCalDrew is offline Moderator

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 2:03pm) in reply to littleze

    you are quickly becoming the worst poster in OT
     
  10. djg23 djg23 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 2:07pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

     
    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post

    you have quickly become the worst poster in OT


    fyp
  11. Popperhead Popperhead is online now

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 2:10pm) in reply to NechitaCC

     
    Originally Posted by NechitaCC View Post

    So my gf and i are at OG ( bath house) im making out with this one dude thats pretty hot in front of my girl when all of a sudden I splattered in my drawers

    OP this is more like it
  12. skreechamane skreechamane is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 2:46pm) in reply to Popperhead

    lol splattered in my drawers. looool.

    i always say nechita country club
  13. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 3:03pm) in reply to NechitaCC

    No, we don't hate "fun," we mostly just hate idiot attention-whore posters like yourself.

  14. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 3:08pm) in reply to 2Slick4u

    Minus the gf reference it reads just like a believer82 post.....
  15. jetman4109 jetman4109 is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 3:54pm) in reply to HK_MP5N

    OP is the worst, just kill yourself
  16. L0bstaM0bsta L0bstaM0bsta is offline OT Podcast Host

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 4:51pm) in reply to jetman4109

    You know if you can bring your girl to a strip club you can bring her home to mom...so jealous
  17. snizzow snizzow is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 5:12pm) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    You are a huge fucking asshole
  18. DOITDEALER DOITDEALER is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 5:20pm) in reply to HK_MP5N

     
    Originally Posted by HK_MP5N View Post

    Minus the gf reference it reads just like a believer82 post.....

    hahaha spot on
  19. Jwilkinson Jwilkinson is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 5:38pm) in reply to DOITDEALER

    lets get a 30 day ban for making this atrocious thread.
  20. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 6:14pm) in reply to Jwilkinson

    Tool.
  21. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 7:35pm) in reply to NechitaCC

    gdammit. now I'm gonna wonder wtf happened for the rest of the day. effin tease
  22. Hecklerz Hecklerz is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 7:48pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Girls that you pay for to accompany you on a date are not considered 'girlfriends'.

    Also, girls don't have an adam's apple. Hasn't Jerry Springer taught you anything?
  23. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 9:44pm) in reply to Hecklerz

    so, OP made out with a hooker? I'm confused...
  24. wackyJaxon wackyJaxon is offline Admin X

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    Jun 20th, 2011 (6/20/2011 9:48pm) in reply to NechitaCC

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