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Another Zombie Attack in Florida...

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  1. duece9ofRed duece9ofRed is offline

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    Jul 16th, 2012 (7/16/2012 11:56pm)

    http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/3619...ah-haughee.htm

    This shit is getting crazy.
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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 12:16am) in reply to duece9ofRed

    seems more like a biter than an eater, he's still in the minors compared to other dude
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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 12:37am) in reply to ginwilly

    Not everyone makes the majors their first try.
     
  4. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is online now

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 12:46am) in reply to wantagolf

    hey another chance to attack bath salts at least.
     
  5. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 12:52am) in reply to ntanygd760

     
    Originally Posted by ntanygd760 View Post

    hey another chance to attack bath salts at least.


    we gotta invent a new reason he did this. if we hit it up hard on twitter maybe the press will pick up on it, and think it's real. i'm thinking... he drank a mix of bong water, ambien, and red bull.
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  6. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 12:55am) in reply to sketchy1

    They prefer to be called Animated Corpses.
     
  7. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is online now

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 12:59am) in reply to sketchy1

     
    Originally Posted by sketchy1 View Post

    we gotta invent a new reason he did this. if we hit it up hard on twitter maybe the press will pick up on it, and think it's real. i'm thinking... he drank a mix of bong water, ambien, and red bull.

    add some robitussin to the mix I think
     
  8. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 12:59am) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    They prefer to be called Animated Corpses.

    Reanimated corpses
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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 1:30am) in reply to sketchy1

     
    Originally Posted by sketchy1 View Post

    we gotta invent a new reason he did this. if we hit it up hard on twitter maybe the press will pick up on it, and think it's real. i'm thinking... he drank a mix of bong water, ambien, and red bull.


    snorted pixie sticks. I want to see pictures of blood booger'd crying idiots.
     
  10. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 1:37am) in reply to stackinsideways

    bongwater, ambien, red bull, robitussin, and freebase pixie sticks (can't make a cocktail mix and then be required to snort pixie sticks, we gotta just liquefy the shit). what should we call this?
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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 1:38am) in reply to sketchy1

    The Dangerzone of course.
     
  12. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 1:51am) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    The Dangerzone of course.


    holy fuck that's awesome. i'm gonna drink some now.
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  13. OneM24 OneM24 is offline beer pong champion

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 3:07am) in reply to sketchy1

    Scrolled thread, no pictures, peace out.
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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 3:37am) in reply to OneM24

    Why are people still confusing cannabalism with being a zombie?
     
  15. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 3:45am) in reply to mdshack14

     
    Originally Posted by mdshack14 View Post

    Why are people still confusing cannabalism with being a zombie?


    cuz there is a zombie craze in this country, LDO
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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 4:06am) in reply to tamayo85

     
    Originally Posted by tamayo85 View Post

    Reanimated corpses

    Reanimated Corpse Americans
  17. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 4:08am) in reply to Reech

    It's Florida though - about a 40% chance that they aren't Americans.
     
  18. phish42O phish42O is offline

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 4:34am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Jesus Christ, please let this shit be real. I can't take reality anymore.

    Amen.
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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 5:44am) in reply to phish42O

    should we not attack bath salts?
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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 5:46am) in reply to downbylaw11

     
    Originally Posted by downbylaw11 View Post

    should we not attack bath salts?


    no attack the danger zone, it's the real culprit here. i also heard that those earlier zombie attacks were spurred by the danger zone. GO TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 5:51am) in reply to sketchy1

    as soon as I find some ambien I am hitting the danger zone
     
  22. xxbossmanxx xxbossmanxx is offline The Boss

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    Jul 17th, 2012 (7/17/2012 9:21am) in reply to ntanygd760

    lets pool our money and start the danger zone energy drink company
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