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  1.  
    Originally Posted by SCTrojans View Post

    whats it called when everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong?

    Murphy's Law
  2.  
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post

    pokerstars Game #50237210838: Tournament #2010090062, $5000+$200 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (1250/2500) - 2010/09/27 1:47:41 PT [2010/09/27 4:47:41 ET]
    Table '2010090062 139' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: m8675309a (98218 in chips)
    Seat 2: BUCKIZ6 (98155 in chips)
    Seat 3: melikman (60401 in chips)
    Seat 4: AltyAA (98456 in chips)
    Seat 5: Python817 (136413 in chips)
    Seat 6: smokeyumyum (206143 in chips)
    Seat 7: deoxyribo (358385 in chips)
    Seat 8: spencerman3 (27291 in chips)
    Seat 9: lechuckpoker (76562 in chips)
    m8675309a: posts the ante 325
    BUCKIZ6: posts the ante 325
    melikman: posts the ante 325
    AltyAA: posts the ante 325
    Python817: posts the ante 325
    smokeyumyum: posts the ante 325
    deoxyribo: posts the ante 325
    spencerman3: posts the ante 325
    lechuckpoker: posts the ante 325
    BUCKIZ6: posts small blind 1250
    melikman: posts big blind 2500
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to deoxyribo [Qs Ts]
    AltyAA: folds
    Python817: folds
    smokeyumyum: folds
    deoxyribo: raises 2500 to 5000
    spencerman3: folds
    lechuckpoker: folds
    m8675309a: folds
    BUCKIZ6: raises 9550 to 14550
    melikman: folds
    deoxyribo: raises 295450 to 310000
    BUCKIZ6: calls 83280 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (212170) returned to deoxyribo
    *** FLOP *** [2s 2c 7c]
    *** TURN *** [2s 2c 7c] [9c]
    *** RIVER *** [2s 2c 7c 9c] [Td]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    BUCKIZ6: shows [Kc Ah] (a pair of Deuces)
    deoxyribo: shows [Qs Ts] (two pair, Tens and Deuces)
    deoxyribo collected 201085 from pot
    BUCKIZ6 finished the tournament in 336th place
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 201085 | Rake 0
    Board [2s 2c 7c 9c Td]
    Seat 1: m8675309a (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: BUCKIZ6 (small blind) showed [Kc Ah] and lost with a pair of Deuces
    Seat 3: melikman (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 4: AltyAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Python817 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: smokeyumyum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: deoxyribo showed [Qs Ts] and won (201085) with two pair, Tens and Deuces
    Seat 8: spencerman3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: lechuckpoker folded before Flop (didn't bet)

    god im so terrible hahahahhahaha

    :(
    I have good news though, have you ever seen the movie Good Luck Chuck? Awful movie, Dane cook is in it.. but anytime he sleeps with a girl she meets the man of her dreams next and gets married. Well I'm the poker version of that. So far in 2010 I've only played maybe 5-10 big tournies all year. WPT cincy, the guy who busts me out went on to get 2nd. Then 5k caesars, luckychewy knocks me out and he goes on to win it. The $1500 6max at the wsop, the guy that knocked me out got 3rd. A 1k WSOP the guy that knocked me out won it. You're pretty much a lock for top 5 from here. GLGL don't break the streak :)
  3.  
    Originally Posted by buckiz6 View Post

    :(
    I have good news though, have you ever seen the movie Good Luck Chuck? Awful movie, Dane cook is in it.. but anytime he sleeps with a girl she meets the man of her dreams next and gets married. Well I'm the poker version of that. So far in 2010 I've only played maybe 5-10 big tournies all year. WPT cincy, the guy who busts me out went on to get 2nd. Then 5k caesars, luckychewy knocks me out and he goes on to win it. The $1500 6max at the wsop, the guy that knocked me out got 3rd. A 1k WSOP the guy that knocked me out won it. You're pretty much a lock for top 5 from here. GLGL don't break the streak :)

    know how I know you're gay.....

    sick bad beat btw
  4. Right sorry. I should have said Jessica Alba is in it. Caught me.
  5. lol....i got called gay for not wanting to smash jwow....better than getting called a fag after that horrific beat....my bad
  6.  
    Originally Posted by jetsjets1028 View Post

    lol....i got called gay for not wanting to smash jwow....better than getting called a fag after that horrific beat....my bad

    Don't get me wrong. Jwow is a about as trashy as it gets, but I would smash that all day and night long. Zero questions asked.
  7. her face is horrid. her fake tits and good body (as far as I have seen) make up for that in terms of wanting to bang her.

    She does have pointy elbows though, so luckily her tits are huge.
  8. No problem. And I wouldn't "smush" with Jwow either. But I hate girls like her
  9. goooo deoxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    fuck posting in pd

    be a hero and knock chad brown out of this tournament.

    and ask him about vanessa rousso please

    thx

    glgl
  10. deoxy lmao

    "you're married to vanessa selbst right"

    HOF comment right there
  11.  
    Originally Posted by JLit1 View Post

    deoxy lmao

    "you're married to vanessa selbst right"

    HOF comment right there

    Gold.
  12.  
    Originally Posted by Clayton from 2p2

    Poker stars $1000+$50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30000/t60000 Blinds + t7500 - 9 players
    The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

    osten (UTG+2): t1396140 M = 8.86
    TeamWispy (MP1): t7724765 M = 49.05
    bastet2004 (MP2): t4122808 M = 26.18
    supernova9 (CO): t3789828 M = 24.06
    JasonMercier (BTN): t4494748 M = 28.54
    DHUSTLER15 (SB): t6256817 M = 39.73
    ChadBrownPRO (BB): t2219871 M = 14.09
    loooser17 (UTG): t9260023 M = 58.79
    APerfectGent (UTG+1): t7565000 M = 48.03

    Pre Flop: (t157500)
    1 fold, APerfectGent raises to t150500, 2 folds, bastet2004 calls t150500, 3 folds, ChadBrownPRO calls t90500

    Flop: (t549000) J:spade: 9:spade: 6:spade: (3 players)
    ChadBrownPRO checks, APerfectGent bets t277000, bastet2004 folds, ChadBrownPRO calls t277000

    Turn: (t1103000) 4:diamond: (2 players)
    ChadBrownPRO checks, APerfectGent bets t480000, ChadBrownPRO calls t480000

    River: (t2063000) A:spade: (2 players)
    ChadBrownPRO bets t360000, APerfectGent calls t360000

    Final Pot: t2783000
    ChadBrownPRO shows T:spade: Q:diamond: (a flush, Ace high)
    ChadBrownPRO wins t2783000

    you just got CHAD BROWN PRO'D



    "I flatcall"


    "I flatcall"



    "I flatcall"


    "Well hit my spade better bet 1/5 pot LOL"

    pretty epic hand history
     
  13.  
    Originally Posted by JLit1 View Post

    "you're married to vanessa selbst right"

    lol wp
  14. That's 6bets iiccc
     
  15. plattsburgh still in but gets no love? Stalling to the max every hand, too. Beastly.
  16. Any updates? At school
    Thread Starter
  17. deoxy KK vs 66 no good all in pre


    fking clown the dude is who moved in on him- wow
  18. jesus fuck 66 just overshoved 5 bet into deos KK, obv flop 6xx
  19. blech


    pokerstars Game #50274676264: Tournament #2010090062, $5000+$200 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXVIII (6000/12000) - 2010/09/27 20:09:55 ET
    Table '2010090062 34' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: MVPAT (300475 in chips)
    Seat 2: FIREintheSUN (467964 in chips)
    Seat 3: JabaTheFlop (506335 in chips)
    Seat 4: MarkusG91 (1733229 in chips)
    Seat 5: deoxyribo (560912 in chips)
    Seat 6: Antoshka (388211 in chips)
    Seat 7: pedmend (222761 in chips)
    Seat 8: plumber922 (371111 in chips)
    MVPAT: posts the ante 1500
    FIREintheSUN: posts the ante 1500
    JabaTheFlop: posts the ante 1500
    MarkusG91: posts the ante 1500
    deoxyribo: posts the ante 1500
    Antoshka: posts the ante 1500
    pedmend: posts the ante 1500
    plumber922: posts the ante 1500
    Antoshka: posts small blind 6000
    pedmend: posts big blind 12000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    plumber922: folds
    MVPAT: folds
    FIREintheSUN: raises 14200 to 26200
    JabaTheFlop: folds
    MarkusG91: folds
    deoxyribo: raises 38400 to 64600
    Antoshka: folds
    pedmend: folds
    FIREintheSUN: raises 401864 to 466464 and is all-in
    deoxyribo: calls 401864
    *** FLOP *** [Jc 4d 6d]
    *** TURN *** [Jc 4d 6d] [Js]
    *** RIVER *** [Jc 4d 6d Js] [5h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    FIREintheSUN: shows [6c 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Jacks)
    deoxyribo: shows [Ks Kd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
    deoxyribo said, "nh"
    FIREintheSUN collected 962928 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 962928 | Rake 0
    Board [Jc 4d 6d Js 5h]
    Seat 1: MVPAT folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: FIREintheSUN showed [6c 6s] and won (962928) with a full house, Sixes full of Jacks
    Seat 3: JabaTheFlop folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: MarkusG91 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: deoxyribo (button) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
    Seat 6: Antoshka (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: pedmend (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: plumber922 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
  20.  
    Originally Posted by JLit1 View Post

    deoxy KK vs 66 no good all in pre

    fking clown the dude is who moved in on him- wow

    deox is 3b a ton, he was fed up obv
  21. pairz is har too maik.

    dirty dirt
     
  22.  
    Originally Posted by Schlik20 View Post

    deox is 3b a ton, he was fed up obv


    I just don't see the move with 66 there tho in that spot

    deoxy showing MOXY
  23. god that was fucking gross.... that hurt me from over here

    glgl deox come back now
  24. If he's folding a certain % of the time and a large part of his r/c range is AK then its pretty close. With the dynamic the way it was I would agree that fireinthahole was little generous with deoxy's range.
     
  25. it's not a terrible 4bet given how often deoxy is 3bing there; fireinthesun is really good too.

    just a fucking dumb flop
    Edited By: FenwayKing Sep 28th, 2010 at 01:19 AM
  26.  
    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post

    plattsburgh still in but gets no love? Stalling to the max every hand, too. Beastly.

    Plattsburg just out 78th KJ < K10
  27. Blah gg deoxy you played great.
     
  28. i really hope zang and bryn make the FT. not only will it be great poker to watch but the drama will be great.

    better than watching a eurodonk FT
  29.  
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    fireinthesun is really good too.

    don't know much about him, saw him 4b q9o when they started back up today and get the Q high flop
  30. part of being good is being able to 4b light

    you'll look dumb when you're caught but it is what it is

    anyway this is OT not PD so roi lol
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