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  1. hostile hostile is offline

    Revelstoke
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 4:51am)

    Canadian Tour Event just finished.

    Just got mangled watching it. Roger Sloan went Beast Mode. Everyone went home, did their thing, I'm new in town and have nothign else to do on a Sunday.

    I'm drunk as shit at 8:30. So, without further ado, mini well:

    ask me anything and everything.

    go go go

    (if anyone really cares)
  2. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is online now

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:00am) in reply to hostile

    Hey man congrats on making it. How were your nerves and how much(if any) did they effect your play?
  3. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:01am) in reply to Stynsty71

    what are you drinking?
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:03am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    Monday qualifier I was shitting bricks. But i birdied my first hole and just told myself I belonged here. and went from there.

    I drank a mickey of Captain Morgans tonight (Follwoing groups), then dummied like 5 pitchers and like 3/4 shots. Went out for appys, and now everyone went home to their g/f's and I got nothing else to do.

    Now it's Crown and Coke for the night on an internet forum. I'm a tool. I'm well aware, so you can all just avoid those comments.
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  5. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:06am) in reply to hostile

    is there a special lady that you will be masturbating to later?
  6. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is online now

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:10am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    If you covered this in your sweat thread I apologize, but what are your plans moving forward?
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:18am) in reply to Stynsty71

    I met a girl here, but i'm not even 25 % over my ex g/f and I would still to this day move back in a moment for her. Even though, everything I ever wanted career wise is coming to fullfront: sick job, great pay, sick atmosphere, Tour events, everything I ever wanted. But I know what makes me happy, and in the end, it's not here. Gay I know. Sorry.

    Anywyas, she's coming over in 2 hrs.

    My plans moving forward: really have none. I only played 12 rounds this year before the monday qualifier. Put in about 8 hrs practice, and shot a 74. Should've been 68 round 1 of the Cantour but I wasnt. What can you do. I have the game to make it easily on the CanTour, but I don't have 2% of the $$$$ or sponsorship to do anything like that. So it's just work and pay off Student loans. I'll try to play again next year, maybe even a couple more events, but I'm just a realist. I know my role and that's that. I had dinner with a guy who knows Zags. He finished like 5th or 8th. Sean Sahali. Beauty of a guy.

    You can only do what life allows you to do. My position in life doesn't allow me to pursue anything further than this. Unfortunatley. Was a fun ride tho....
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:23am) in reply to hostile

    Best of luck. Hopefully the right opportunity will come your way and you can catch a sponsorship or luck box your way into some money to get you on tour.
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:33am) in reply to Stynsty71

    If I come to your course will you get me on for free, make fun of my suck, and touch my junk?
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:35am) in reply to ChocoThunder

     
    Originally Posted by ChocoThunder View Post

    If I come to your course will you get me on for free, make fun of my suck, and touch my junk?

    Free golf, with cart.

    Guaranteed make fun of your game, but I'll also buy you beers (to an extent). Not touching junk.

    Thanks Stynsty. I have a full Titleist/FootJoy sponsorship now, but not for touring, unfortunatly.
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  11. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:40am) in reply to hostile

    whats your favorite candy bar and potato chip?
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:41am) in reply to hostile

     
    Originally Posted by hostile View Post

    Free golf, with cart.

    Guaranteed make fun of your game, but I'll also buy you beers (to an extent). Not touching junk.

    Thanks Stynsty. I have a full Titleist/FootJoy sponsorship now, but not for touring, unfortunatly.

    chances of getting the girl you just met to lick your butt tonight?
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:43am) in reply to Cmoney3

    I'm a big fan of the Sweet Marie lately.....although Bounty and Big Turk are close as well...depending on my mood at the time.

    Old Dutch Ketchup Chips for the win...or Arriba Taco. Couldn't get either in Ontario or St. Louis when I was at School.

    zero chance of getting butt licked.
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  14. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is offline

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:44am) in reply to hostile

    well at least tell me you are gonna fuck her
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:47am) in reply to Cmoney3

     
    Originally Posted by Cmoney3 View Post

    well at least tell me you are gonna fuck her

    done and done.

    come on now. I'm better than that.
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  16. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:50am) in reply to hostile

    whats your favorite thing to say to make a pussy wet?
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:53am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    lol. not quite sure. depends on the moment. usually a lil moan followed by "uhhh you like that?" or "that feel good?" does the job. simple and to the point.
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  18. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:58am) in reply to hostile

    after a rotten no good day, did your momma ever bake you cookies?
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 6:01am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    not cookies, but she made a mean "resse peanut butter cup cake" thingy that was off the chain
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  20. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 6:03am) in reply to hostile

    holy shit i want that

    and by mean do you mean that the cupcake would hurt you physically and emotionally?
    Edited By: Donkey Kong Jun 13th, 2011 at 06:04 AM
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 6:05am) in reply to hostile

     
    Originally Posted by hostile View Post

    lol. not quite sure. depends on the moment. usually a lil moan followed by "uhhh you like that?" or "that feel good?" does the job. simple and to the point.

    when i lived in the fraternity house my roommate woke me up when i was passed out on the futon bc he was bringing a girl home( i never would have woken up if this prick didnt wake me up). anyways, i climbed up into my bunk. our heads were separated by an inch thick piece of plywood. anyways, he gets this girl up in his bed and next thing i know its "does that feel good?" he went on to ask her if that felt good about 10x. shit was tilting me so hard, i almost said something but instead i stroked my meat and passed out
  22. Smokin Zags Smokin Zags is offline 2010 CA Amateur Golf Champion

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 6:16am) in reply to Cmoney3

    u def should be proud to qualified, always easier said then done. and w/o much recent experience you gave us a sweat in the first round. best of luck in the future.

    and sorry i didn't respond to ur text, i'm trying to save on int'l texts but yeah i know the guy, however only played once with him.

    any plans to come to the states in the near future?
     
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 6:18am) in reply to Smokin Zags

    no worries on the text bro, was just having a beer today with im after he was done and remembered the dinner convo and thought i'd throw it out there to you.

    not anytime soon. I'm not really down on the Tour talk or anything like that, don't play enough or have enough money. But playing got that "itch" going again, so you never know.

    that guy is a beauty though, and has sick game.
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  24. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 7:33am) in reply to hostile

    you said that guy was a beauty a couple times now. are you gay?

    also, what is your favorite place to visit in the USA?
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 8:21am) in reply to curiousgeorge

     
    Originally Posted by curiousgeorge View Post

    you said that guy was a beauty a couple times now. are you gay?

    also, what is your favorite place to visit in the USA?

    Beauty is a term used by Canadians and hockey players, it just means all around fun dude to booze/party with. It's a pretty big compliment.
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 3:55pm) in reply to BigEarn7

    Congrats, keep your head up
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 4:02pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    What course are you working at? I'm thinking about a golf road trip soon.
    Will you be trying to qualify for any more events this year?
    Keep a positive attitude and keep working on your game. glgl!
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 4:46pm) in reply to gutbirdxx

    No I am not gay.

    Hawaii or Vegas probably.

    Rivershore Golf Links where the event was held. Don't think I'll be trying for anymore CanTour events, but maybe a pro-am or 2 and some Vancouver mini tour events hopefully.
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 5:54pm) in reply to hostile

    When you qualify for a pro golf tourney, do you have to pay anything to play? Do they cover travel? I'm assuming no to both, but have always wondered.
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    Jun 13th, 2011 (6/13/2011 6:21pm) in reply to dams

    Describe your best shot ever. Also your best round ever.
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