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The only thing that makes that video funnier would be Betty White.
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didnt see it noted but there are playboy pics of this chick...
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or he already came...twice....and is now ready for post ejaculate cig.Originally Posted by MikeyRy
yeah--dude has to be gay. my dick would be protruding. gents.
and im with a few others, wtf is the host doing at the end? i guess hes just pissed he can't rail her, but why is he kicking and punching everything? i dont get it
if only dancing with the stars was like this......jaun time america!! -
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Edited By: Lord Supremo Nov 16th, 2010 at 02:56 PMlol all the social conservative media watchdog groups would have a simultaneous collective aneurysm if that was ever on an American network TV channel. I think James Dobson might literally explode.Originally Posted by quietwinner
if only dancing with the stars was like this......jaun time america!!
Reason: needless to say, this is an absolutely fantastic additional reason to GET IT ON THE AIR NOWWWWW -
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Originally Posted by mordan
what does this even mean..........
Originally Posted by mordan
pretty sure you 2 faggots are the only ones who are thinking about dick ITT......I didn't even pick up on that since Dick is not in my mind
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Guess they actually did get some flak from Argentine censors, tho.Originally Posted by Lord Supremo
lol all the social conservative media watchdog groups would have a simultaneous collective aneurysm if that was ever on an American network TV channel. I think James Dobson might literally explode.
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I'm not saying you have to come in here and troll it up, but how can you be so clueless to think anyone give a fuck what you are typing.Originally Posted by 1.21Gigawatts
I'm not saying you have to laugh at the joke, but how can you be so clueless as to not be able to tell when someone is joking?
As for my explanation "what does this even mean" was exactly what it said, the joke was retarded, and I didn't even get the reference, figured it was a joke about a guy somehow, but how he got that out of what I typed I have no clue, penis must be on his mind "i really don't think I have seen a much more perfect body......." like there is nothing to even joke about in that line and if you don't directly correlate that to being a reference to the fucking point of the OP your a faggot........so ya I didn't get wtf he was joking about, whats your point, you think about dick auto too.....gtfo -
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just stop posting......he made a joke, I dont know how you wouldnt understand the joke, and now you're all butthurt over it......I assume "faggot" offends you otherwise you wouldnt be going nuts over some nonsenseOriginally Posted by mordan
I'm not saying you have to come in here and troll it up, but how can you be so clueless to think anyone give a fuck what you are typing.
As for my explanation "what does this even mean" was exactly what it said, the joke was retarded, and I didn't even get the reference, figured it was a joke about a guy somehow, but how he got that out of what I typed I have no clue, penis must be on his mind "i really don't think I have seen a much more perfect body......." like there is nothing to even joke about in that line and if you don't directly correlate that to being a reference to the fucking point of the OP your a faggot........so ya I didn't get wtf he was joking about, whats your point, you think about dick auto too.....gtfo -
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Edited By: 1.21Gigawatts Nov 16th, 2010 at 07:20 PMJust shut the fuck up. You were offended by a joke you clearly did not get. That joke wasn't even referencing you (even though it quoted your statement), but your lack of understanding provoked a negative response. Allow me to clarify how simple and effective the joke was, since you still do not get it.Originally Posted by mordan
I'm not saying you have to come in here and troll it up, but how can you be so clueless to think anyone give a fuck what you are typing.
As for my explanation "what does this even mean" was exactly what it said, the joke was retarded, and I didn't even get the reference, figured it was a joke about a guy somehow, but how he got that out of what I typed I have no clue, penis must be on his mind "i really don't think I have seen a much more perfect body......." like there is nothing to even joke about in that line and if you don't directly correlate that to being a reference to the fucking point of the OP your a faggot........so ya I didn't get wtf he was joking about, whats your point, you think about dick auto too.....gtfo
In the movie "Dumb and Dumber" when Harry and Lloyd both stop to check out a young couple who walk by, Harry says, "Oooh, look at the buns on that one!" And then Lloyd responds by saying, "Yeah, he must work out."
Famous line from a famous movie. Everyone gets it. It does not mean that Lloyd was inferring that Harry was a "faggot" (like you seemed to interpret it). It does not mean that Lloyd was a faggot either. Or that the writers of the movie are faggots. It's just a fucking joke.
I can't get over the fact that you couldn't see this. You're a fucking idiot, not because you didn't get it; but from everything in your posts - your reasoning, lack of understanding, your spelling. Quit posting in OT.
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you're clearly retarded and don't belong in OT if you didn't get the joke.
Originally Posted by mordan
I'm not saying you have to come in here and troll it up, but how can you be so clueless to think anyone give a fuck what you are typing.
As for my explanation "what does this even mean" was exactly what it said, the joke was retarded, and I didn't even get the reference, figured it was a joke about a guy somehow, but how he got that out of what I typed I have no clue, penis must be on his mind "i really don't think I have seen a much more perfect body......." like there is nothing to even joke about in that line and if you don't directly correlate that to being a reference to the fucking point of the OP your a faggot........so ya I didn't get wtf he was joking about, whats your point, you think about dick auto too.....gtfo -
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that's what he saidOriginally Posted by mordan
Glad you feel hard
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Originally Posted by mordan
I'm not saying you have to come in here and troll it up, but how can you be so clueless to think anyone give a fuck what you are typing.
As for my explanation "what does this even mean" was exactly what it said, the joke was retarded, and I didn't even get the reference, figured it was a joke about a guy somehow, but how he got that out of what I typed I have no clue, penis must be on his mind "i really don't think I have seen a much more perfect body......." like there is nothing to even joke about in that line and if you don't directly correlate that to being a reference to the fucking point of the OP your a faggot........so ya I didn't get wtf he was joking about, whats your point, you think about dick auto too.....gtfo
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so mordan IS gay?
way to try and hide your homoOriginally Posted by mordan
ya I obv can't enjoy, thats why 3rd post ITT is me saying how amazing she is.......WP Zrob......coolkev gfy
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Originally Posted by mordan
ya I obv can't enjoy, thats why 3rd post ITT is me saying how amazing she is.......WP Zrob......coolkev gfy
I'm crossing my fingers that each post of read of yours is your last post in OT. -
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she kinda looks like Jenna Haze in Cool's 3rd pic
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I thought the hosts reaction is what made the video. Had me cracking up really hard, what an epic stool kick. Mordan=moran?
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So why is mordan checking out that dudes body? That chic is smoking! He must be a faggot.
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Joined: Aug 07Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 1:14am) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts
Is it homophobic of me to not want to be quoted in his final post?Originally Posted by 1.21Gigawatts
I'm crossing my fingers that each post of read of yours is your last post in OT.
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