So I went to a strip club with my buddy last night. Wednesday is 2 for 1 drinks and dances.

Its really dead and there are only a couple good looking chicks. One really hot blonde with great tits, great ass, and gorgeous face. So she ends up hanging out with us for almost two hours. We buy her drinks, get dances from her ($10 each for 2 songs, since its 2 for 1), tip her well when she is on stage, and just bullshit with here.

At one point shes like I love that girls ass, I want a dance from her. She asks if we will pay for it and makes it clear that its $10 for each of them. I am like sure, sounds fun.

Big booty girl gives the blonde a dance. Then they switch. My friend gives one ten bucks and I give the other ten bucks. Blonde girl is like no its twenty each. I laugh and say that’s pretty funny. Shes totally serious and says that’s what we agreed upon. I was taken aback and asked her if she was just fucking with me. She said no and that she would call the bouncers over and they would kick us out and probably “rough us up”. That comment really gets me going, she instantly threatens us with violence. Then she asked “Are you that hard up for twenty bucks?”. I didn’t even merit that with a response, because I could throw that right back at her. I argue that its 2 for 1, you each did a dance and got paid more than your normally do per dance!

I tell her that obviously there has been a miscommunication, how about I buy you a drink and we call it even. Shes drinking Petrone which would turn out to be ten bucks or so. She says no give us the money and that its not about money its about the principle. She then says if we pay they are going to do one more dance for each other. So now I am totally confused by her logic and I remember thinking to myself, “You’re arguing with a stripper over logic and principles.” Finally, I start to give in and I’m like fine I’ll pay you but I am never coming back her again. She says she couldn’t care less if I ever come back. My plan at this point was to pay the money and as soon as they started dancing to go sit at the stage and not watch them at all.

Then she changes her tune on a dime and says to just forget about it. She gives me a hug and tells me to have a good night. We instantly get up and leave the place.

My buddy was pretty quiet, but said he totally agreed with me. The other stripper never said a word. I just felt after spending a decent amount of money on her (by far more than any other group in the place) that she shouldn’t try to dick us over and tell us we were going to get our asses handed to us by the bouncers. Was I being petty or did I have a case?

This is what she looked like, kind of….

fuck that bitch

tl;dr

The last time I went to a strip club a stripper told me she wouldn't be dancing too much longer as her porn career was starting to take off. I asked her about her recent projects and she claimed to just have done a gang bang film for Vivid. I asked if she was going for a record or if it was a small group and she said there were 3 dudes.

This launched a 15 minute debate re: what constitutes a gang bang. My contention: with only 3 male participants, technically they could all be fucking her at the same time and that a gang bang very clearly implies that at least one person is waiting their turn. She remained in adamant disagreement with me.

Lesson learned: Whorelogic is irrefutable

lol strippers

extra $20?

 

Originally Posted by norcaljeff

"She asks if we will pay for it and makes it clear that its $10 for each of them. I am like sure, sounds fun....
Big booty girl gives the blonde a dance. Then they switch."

sounds like each dance is $10 for each of them. the switch is a second dance. I think that's the logic. lol @ that bouncer shit. shoulda taken out a ten and ripped it and thrown it on the floor. watch her "pricipled" ass pick up that shit

Yep $40

LOL @ drug addict strippers.

On more than one occasion strippers have tried to claim a higher song count, go to hand them $80 for 4 songs, and they say "that was six songs, you owe me $120". Last time it happened i was at some dive. There was this new young black girl who was sexy as hell. She got off the stage, i bought her a shot, then we went in the back. When we were done she tried to get me for an extra $40. I lol'd at her, we argued a little, nothing major, she only got $80. About 20 mins later we're at the bar drinking, and she starts tipping the girls on stage from my stack of bills. I am aware of what's happening but it's a buck or two so i dont really care. All of a sudden this bitch starts acting like she's Queen Latifah from Set It Off. She now starts to make it rain with my stack of bills. I grabbed her wrist and smacked her hand down on the bar, forcing her to drop the money everywhere. Words were exchanged, hell broke loose. Strippers just don't seem to like being called dirty whores and cunts....

 

Originally Posted by patthecat35

LOL @ drug addict strippers.

On more than one occasion strippers have tried to claim a higher song count, go to hand them $80 for 4 songs, and they say "that was six songs, you owe me $120". Last time it happened i was at some dive. There was this new young black girl who was sexy as hell. She got off the stage, i bought her a shot, then we went in the back. When we were done she tried to get me for an extra $40. I lol'd at her, we argued a little, nothing major, she only got $80. About 20 mins later we're at the bar drinking, and she starts tipping the girls on stage from my stack of bills. I am aware of what's happening but it's a buck or two so i dont really care. All of a sudden this bitch starts acting like she's Queen Latifah from Set It Off. She now starts to make it rain with my stack of bills. I grabbed her wrist and smacked her hand down on the bar, forcing her to drop the money everywhere. Words were exchanged, hell broke loose. Strippers just don't seem to like being called dirty whores and cunts....

wtf?

I don't like you one bit OP.

 

Originally Posted by norcaljeff

"She asks if we will pay for it and makes it clear that its $10 for each of them. I am like sure, sounds fun....
Big booty girl gives the blonde a dance. Then they switch."

sounds like each dance is $10 for each of them. the switch is a second dance. I think that's the logic. lol @ that bouncer shit. shoulda taken out a ten and ripped it and thrown it on the floor. watch her "pricipled" ass pick up that shit

good call

also lol at arguing with stippers. they arent people.

i woulda told her to get fucked

 

Originally Posted by cizastro

Just another reason why I'll never step into a strip club on my own free will.

know how I know you're gay?

 

Originally Posted by BigGunX

OP, you handled it fine. I would have been livid.

As long as you always remember that she only wants your money and that she's had this exact conversation dozens of times before, you'll be fine.

When I was at the OT party in July, a few of us from here went to a strip club. Some girl sits down with me and stays for well over an hour. I tell her that I'm not getting a lap dance multiple times. I even told her, "Seriously, I'm not getting one tonight, so if you want to go talk to someone else, that's cool with me."

She decided to stay and shoot the shit with me for another half hour or so. At the end of it, she says "So, I hate to ask you this, but could you give me some money for my time?" I said "Huh? I've told you at least a half a dozen times that I was not going to give you any money." She looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead and reiterated that I needed to compensate her for her time.

I've been to dozens of strip clubs in my life and feel like I've already seen just about any situation you can throw at me. However, in this case I felt like this bish was using the jedi mind trick on me. I couldn't have been more clear that I wasn't going to pay shit, yet she just kept insisting that I pay. Unfuckinreal.

Did she grind on ur face?

 

Originally Posted by Glo4m

tl;dr

The last time I went to a strip club a stripper told me she wouldn't be dancing too much longer as her porn career was starting to take off. I asked her about her recent projects and she claimed to just have done a gang bang film for Vivid. I asked if she was going for a record or if it was a small group and she said there were 3 dudes.

This launched a 15 minute debate re: what constitutes a gang bang. My contention: with only 3 male participants, technically they could all be fucking her at the same time and that a gang bang very clearly implies that at least one person is waiting their turn. She remained in adamant disagreement with me.

Lesson learned: Whorelogic is irrefutable

link to so called gang bang? U definitely should have gotten her to show ya the footage or something

 

Originally Posted by Luho

link to so called gang bang? U definitely should have gotten her to show ya the footage or something

she was real secretive about it and i was trying to call bullshit on her and then she stormed off pissed at me because of 1) pissed about the semantic argument 2) pissed that i made fun of another stripper who was wearing a prom dress (and was not hot)

dude she was obviously high on coke or some other type of amphetemine... seems like odd behavior.. ive hung around enough coke sluts to know that upstairs the farm is still running but the farmer left years ago. Just smile and go with it pay her... maybe she might loon herself into thinking her m on your c is a good idea.

maybe i'm spoiled but who pays strippers??

 

Originally Posted by Papa Fish

this must be Bush Co. am i right?

Yes it is! $10 topless dances. So on any other night you would get one song for $10. But, since its 2 for 1, you get two songs. No touching, they are super strict about this too. They will grind though.

They have a topless side where they serve alcohol and a fully nude side where they do not serve. You can go back and forth, as long as you're 21. The dances on the nude side are $20.

Most of the chicks are pretty bad, but there is usually a few really hot ones.