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  1. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

    Toms River, NJ
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    Feb 7th, 2009 (2/7/2009 11:00am)

    <H2>Busted Super Bowl Hooker Sends Us ‘Realistic’ Pix</H2>
    Last week Richard wrote a piece for SbB about prostitution at the Super Bowl. The post centered on a woman named Karen Tyborowski. Tyborowski was busted for offering sex to a police officer for $150, which eventually resulted in this regrettable mugshot:



    (Poll below: Did busted hooker “save face” with “realistic” photos?)

    Today Tyborowski emailed us to address the “national joke” she thinks we made out of her. Here’s excerpts from a couple of emails she sent:
    <BLOCKQUOTE>
    Since i was made a national joke out of and my mugsh– is hideous (i tried to hang myself in booking, btw, spent 20 days to get out and see what a joke was made of me) i wanted to show you what i REALLY look like. Hopefuly you’ll have the heart to post some better pics up of me. I’m embarassed enough, and forever will wear a scarlet letter; can you at least give me the opportunity to “save face” and post some pics of me that are REALISTIC?

    … I have prior arrests (3 of them) however, 2 times out of the 3 the charges were dropped. Women get arrested daily for prostitution, I dont understand why I had to be the one made an example of.

    The other 3 charges (2 possession of cocaine, 2004, 2006 were both dropped as the drug wasnt mine..the “battery” I had in 05 is my only prior. People had a field day w/ me and I’m just trying to do some damage control.


    Try to have a little empathy.


    thanks,


    Karen Tyborowski
    </BLOCKQUOTE>
    OK Karen, you got it. Some of her “realistic” pics are after the jump.
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    After now seeing her “realistic” photos, did Tyborowski “save face”?
    <UL class=wp-polls-ul> <LI><INPUT id=poll-answer-573 type=radio value=573 name=poll_149> <LABEL for=poll-answer-573>Yes</LABEL></LI> <LI><INPUT id=poll-answer-574 type=radio value=574 name=poll_149> <LABEL for=poll-answer-574>No</LABEL></LI>[/list]<INPUT class=Buttons onkeypress=poll_result(149); onclick=poll_vote(149); type=button value=" Vote " name=vote>

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    Honestly, “save face” was probably not the best choice of words in this case. But, much like Eugene Robinson in 1999, we wish Ms. Tyborowski nothing but the best in her future endeavors.

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  2. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Feb 7th, 2009 (2/7/2009 11:06am) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    She could be the mother of that chick in Markeckert's profile
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  3. KingMonty KingMonty is offline

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    Feb 7th, 2009 (2/7/2009 11:07am) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    A face only a mother could love.

    or

    A face which could turn milk.

    The "Nick Nolte" style mugshot did her credit!
  4. Werglum Werglum is offline

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    Feb 7th, 2009 (2/7/2009 11:13am) in reply to KingMonty

    At first I thought that mascara run was a nasty scar.
  5. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Feb 7th, 2009 (2/7/2009 11:14am) in reply to KingMonty

    *Insert your favourite ugly joke here*

    She would have to pay me $150 to suck my D
  6. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Feb 7th, 2009 (2/7/2009 11:21am) in reply to Popperhead

    after 10 beers she's a 7
  7. H@BB@KUK H@BB@KUK is offline

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    Feb 7th, 2009 (2/7/2009 11:24am) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    I think she is attractive...you know the type of attractiveness you find at 1:30 am. The type that your friends plead you not to go home with but you do anyways....then you have some strange rash and cant get that funk off your body for the next three weeks. ewww
  8. afpunk afpunk is offline

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    Feb 7th, 2009 (2/7/2009 11:32am) in reply to H@BB@KUK

    Call me crazy, but I think the mugshot is probably the best out of all those pictures, which isn't saying much.
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