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Attractive female P5'er with scores that nobody has ever heard of?

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  1. Bond18 Bond18 is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:06am)

    I guess I'll start with cliff notes, but there is apparently an attractive girl who plays/wins tournaments online that nobody has ever heard of. To this day I think it could be a fake. She chatted me up during a tournament the other day and things got ridiculous. This is her profile: http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/Callisto+5

    She claims Belowabove can vouch for her existence/being female. Perhaps he will shed some light. For everyone's amusement, here is that conversation, with the several hands it went on during edited out:

    Callisto: bond
    Callisto: i love you
    Bond18: why thank you
    Callisto: marry me?
    Bond18: IDK man, i'm post break up, lots of baggage, sure you
    can handle it?
    Callisto: im hot
    Callisto: go to my p5 profile
    Callisto: callisto 5
    Callisto: tell me if u think it's too slutty
    Callisto (Observer): i still wanna know
    Bond18: good god the girls picture you put in your profile is hot
    Callisto (Observer): swear it's me!
    Callisto (Observer): yesssssss
    Callisto (Observer): bond thinks im hot
    Callisto (Observer): yes yes yes
    Bond18: LOL you're prolly just bdbeatslayer doing it all over
    again
    Callisto (Observer): lol
    Callisto (Observer): didnt know he ever "did it"
    Bond18: he pretended to be a girl on P5's
    Callisto (Observer): lol ask kevin saul
    Callisto (Observer): he's my other lover
    Bond18: lol
    Callisto (Observer): but i thought it was time i branched out
    Bond18: well if ur at WSOP we can get wasted and have a
    good ol fashion sham marriage, deal?
    Callisto (Observer): ooh lala
    Callisto (Observer): will you make a marriage post of "things it
    took me a while to learn"
    Bond18: of course, number 1 will be "Where the clitoris is"
    Callisto (Observer): lol niiiiice
    Callisto (Observer): ok quick q for my lover before you
    Callisto (Observer): go
    Callisto (Observer): last night with ur aa
    Callisto (Observer): that was too bad
    Bond18: oh that's right, well no worries
    Callisto (Observer): but what was ur thinkin on the turn?
    Bond18: basically i thought i was ahead often enough (plus my
    hand disguised enough) that i could bet/call profitably, but i
    was def not thrilled hwen he CR'd half his stack instead of
    shoved
    Callisto (Observer): ya
    Callisto (Observer): ok
    Callisto (Observer): im gonna pm u my sn
    Bond18: sounds good
    Callisto (Observer): if you im me i promise to continue these
    sweet nothings with you
    Callisto (Observer): <3
    Bond18: as long as you consider sexual harassment sweet
    nothings we're in the same boat
    Callisto (Observer): do i ever
    Bond18: perfect
    Bond18: hmm I really wanna post this convo
    Callisto (Observer): hahaha
    Callisto (Observer): ok shipped
    Callisto (Observer): peace
    Callisto (Observer): <3<3<3
    Bond18: cya
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  2. mhoddi mhoddi is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:07am) in reply to Bond18

    oh dana
     
  3. sean614 sean614 is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:09am) in reply to Bond18

    I'd hit it
  4. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:10am) in reply to Bond18

    2 trannies in one week bond WTF?????
  5. HanoverFyst HanoverFyst is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:12am) in reply to Bond18

    "I'm hot, go check"

    [ ] hot chick

    [x] ballz
  6. I Spew Chips I Spew Chips is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:14am) in reply to HanoverFyst

    vn not so mildly disguised "i'm in love with a tranny" brag
     
  7. Hub Dub 04 Hub Dub 04 is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:19am) in reply to I Spew Chips

    WOW!

    She's fucking hot and she's good at poker what's not to like?

    Probably fake though.

    You should still try and fuck her though.

    Imo.
  8. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:26am) in reply to Hub Dub 04

    I think a temporary lift on the stealthmunk ban is in order to sort this thing out.
  9. weavel weavel is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:28am) in reply to Bond18

    ok first and foremost i want to say that i fuuuuuuuuuucking hate girls. all of them. even your parents. that being said, ive known callisto and her brother for years and she is a cool chick who has warded off severall of my advances. i will vouch for her girliness or else the worst case of manboobs i have ever seen. i havent looked at her face or anything yet but im pretty sure shes a girl. shes good at poker, she won the 11r 3 times only 2 of which i was playing on her account.

    postclifftsznotes: cool, hot chick

    weave
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  10. DntCaltACmBk DntCaltACmBk is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:29am) in reply to Hub Dub 04

    Everyone knows (or should know) that indifference is how you handle women/possible women. That way if it is a hot chick you don't come off as a loser and if it is a man pretending a woman then you're not playing their game.

    Whatever you do, do not say that the girl in the picture is hot.
  11. bonflizubi bonflizubi is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:29am) in reply to Hub Dub 04

    From the profile. Clearly lays out tranny secret as not too secret!

    <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td align="center" valign="bottom"><img alt=""> </td><td>About Callisto 5 </td></tr></tbody></table> I am a product of Secret System!
     
  12. Diggs Diggs is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:33am) in reply to jtown1010

    This
  13. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:34am) in reply to Bond18

    She's had a myspace since July 26, 2006. This would be an absurdly long level.
  14. Callisto 5 Callisto 5 is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:35am) in reply to Bond18

    I love fillmaff as much as i love below and bond. yes i am a female, yes my boobs are huge. <3 melanie
     
  15. Diggs Diggs is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:38am) in reply to Callisto 5

    Pics of said boobs. =)
  16. E4ERICK E4ERICK is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:39am) in reply to Callisto 5

    ya.....we're gonna need pics to confirm sex (n00dz will be greatly appreciated).
  17. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:40am) in reply to Autolobotomist

    And this pic has been posted since at least November 26, 2006.



    And there's a really good chance that she's actually Israeli if she mentions that.

  18. patvoytko patvoytko is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:42am) in reply to Diggs

    thread is useless without P I C S
  19. sean614 sean614 is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:44am) in reply to Callisto 5

     
    Originally Posted by Callisto 5 View Post

    I love fillmaff as much as i love below and bond. yes i am a female, yes my boobs are huge. <3 melanie

    wanna cyber?
  20. E4ERICK E4ERICK is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:44am) in reply to patvoytko

     
    Originally Posted by patvoytko View Post

    thread is useless without n00d P I C S

    FYP
  21. Diggs Diggs is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:45am) in reply to sean614

    Bloodninja...is that you?
  22. Callisto 5 Callisto 5 is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:50am) in reply to Diggs

    you guys are funny. who hacked my facebook?
     
  23. Synappzz Synappzz is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 11:55am) in reply to Callisto 5

    Melanie Weisner = Manlie Weiners
  24. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 12:02pm) in reply to Callisto 5

    1337 ]-[@ <code>?2</code><code>O</code><code>?</code><code>2</code>

  25. Fife19 Fife19 is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 12:07pm) in reply to Synappzz

     
    Originally Posted by Synappzz View Post

    Melanie Weisner = Manlie Weiners

    lol wp
  26. Redspade Redspade is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 12:11pm) in reply to Bond18

    So thats how you get top players to discuss strategy with you, Tell them your hot chicka who just might possibly do some puttin out at zeh Wsop. Damn my internet penis, Introducing "Mrs Redspade" bout to be sluttin myself off to the Top 10.
  27. wmmcl wmmcl is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 12:17pm) in reply to Redspade

    this is such a circus- but i just friended her on facebook anyway :)
     
  28. wonglondo wonglondo is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 12:17pm) in reply to Redspade

    so, mammaries please?
  29. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 12:18pm) in reply to wonglondo

    What a ripoff, fake girls on the internet > real ones imo anyway.
  30. alwaysdrowning alwaysdrowning is offline

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    Dec 17th, 2008 (12/17/2008 12:20pm) in reply to wonglondo

    You guys need to get out more. She's maybe a 6 on good days.

    For the online poker community I guess that's the top of the food chain though.
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