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  1. Nothingmaker Nothingmaker is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 7:41pm)

    So one of my buddies had his smart phone puke on him, so he got a loaner/temp phone from his provider. Well, fortunately for us, it still had several of the previous owner's TXT messages still on it. Here are some of those that he forwarded to me, for your enjoyment (some of this shit is intelligible but it's fucking great and you get the idea):

    "U fucked the wrong ni**a drape or tell whatever u a foul bitch cant wait to c u wit a ni**a foreal u know whats up"

    "i still love u u still love me u know my love 4 u is real u acting different i know u there is a ni**a around and i cant take it"

    " U fucking around playing a fucking role got me sick and u i dont know what u think but i swear u disrespect me ever"

    "U tripping if u think im pressed u disrespectful u know im good foreal at the end u goin gto want me back yo brother and babydaddy a bitch for michah mouth ima let him check them out one day"


    24K gold, IMO.
  2. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 7:43pm) in reply to Nothingmaker

    le sigh....
    Edited By: smokerock247 Dec 4th, 2011 at 07:44 PM
  3. joeykukzMSU joeykukzMSU is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 7:45pm) in reply to smokerock247

    Bennet is a boss hog gangsta
  4. Nothingmaker Nothingmaker is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 7:45pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    le sigh....

    plz dont reply in my thread, douche
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  5. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 7:51pm) in reply to Nothingmaker

    [ ] Awesome

    [X] http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/not-q...2/index24.html
    Edited By: Pker4Dummies Dec 4th, 2011 at 07:51 PM
  6. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 7:54pm) in reply to Pker4Dummies

     
    Originally Posted by Pker4Dummies View Post

    [ ] Awesome

    [X] http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/not-q...2/index24.html

    this.
  7. nyy486 nyy486 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 8:00pm) in reply to smokerock247

    ...meh
     
  8. Nothingmaker Nothingmaker is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 8:06pm) in reply to nyy486

    yea i forgot about that thread. gp.
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  9. Tourney Tourney is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 8:20pm) in reply to Nothingmaker

    I honestly didn't find it funny. Nor did I find it as attractive as 24K gold
  10. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 8:23pm) in reply to Tourney

    We got a used cell phone once when my ex lost hers and there were entire dialogues with some dude cheating on his wife in it. Pretty fun read..
  11. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 8:33pm) in reply to Nothingmaker

     
    Originally Posted by Nothingmaker View Post

    24K gold, IMO.

    00:20

  12. Tourney Tourney is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 8:36pm) in reply to Nothingmaker

     
    Originally Posted by Nothingmaker View Post


    24K gold, IMO.


  13. wackyJaxon wackyJaxon is offline Admin X

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 8:37pm) in reply to Nothingmaker

    24K gold

    Edited By: wackyJaxon Dec 4th, 2011 at 08:39 PM
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  14. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2011 (12/4/2011 8:40pm) in reply to wackyJaxon

    well done wacky
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