[railbot]

The awkward moment you realize for the past 2 hours you been humming I got The moves like jagger, as the professor from futurama.

[skisteve 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ]

That moment at the family reunion when you find out youre related to the bridesmaid you banged in the coatroom.

[ajedrez]

That awkward moment when you walk into the bathroom and make eye contact with some guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door.

[LeftyMark Pee Wee's Big Adventure]

My wife had a bunch of dance moms over the other night and they were all talking in the kitchen. I walked in and they were discussing children and one of them says something like "that's nothing, Debbie has 6 children."

I stopped and without thinking said "Wow six kids? You probably don't even have to push anymore, they just fall out."

crickets.

[Niceguy I will find you.]

Finding out the girl you have been telling you're going to put twist ties on her nipples, has inverted nipples.

[SpankyHamm]

Congrats. When's the baby due?
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Oh.

[jfiiue4]

That awkward moment when you enter a room of a party with your gf only to bump into the girl you cheated on her with that has no idea you have a gf....

[DaVols]

That awkward moment where I walked into a liquor store and saw one of my students

[kellykip The Chosen One]

That awkward moment where you get shot down by the latina working the counter at Burger King, and hear the ese's behind you laughing and accurately calling you a punk bitch.

[SpankyHamm]

That awkward moment when you see someone from your day job at the strip club.

[Tsupa]

 

Originally Posted by SpankyHamm

That awkward moment when you see someone from your day job at the strip club.

Not awkward. Awesome!! (assuming they are working at said club) Edited By: Tsupa Jun 30th, 2012 at 08:32 PM

[Sandman_Good]

That moment when you are in the hospital to get cardio-vertedl since your heart is beating irregular because you got into it with some girls boyfriend you were banging 30 minutes earlier..so on your way to the hospital you call your girlfriend to meet you there and when you are on the gurney and disrobe you have hickeys on your chest and.........


welp....

[TRMGM]

 

Originally Posted by ajedrez

That awkward moment when you walk into the bathroom and make eye contact with some guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door.

That is hilarious!

[whitealroker looking for action in Vegas...]

When you're a cashier at target and guy with giant mole gets in your line and you go MOLEYMOLEYMOLEY by accident

[SpankyHamm]

That awkward moment when someone pulls up next to you at the stoplight while you are picking your nose and they look over.

[wantagolf Moderator]

The awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.

[JON STAMOZ]

That awkward moment when you realize vitamin water can be used for more than drinking

[StlngMyChps]

That awkward moment when you realize you trusted the wrong fart.

[BigA524]

[SpankyHamm]

That awkward moment when she realizes that you switched places in the dark with her boyfriend.

[IX Equilibrium]

When you chuckle at a travisssssssssss post. Fml.

[Hughes4]

@EveningHughes
That awkward moment when you're shooting up your highschool & you see that equally disappointed/terrified look on your counselor's face

[skisteve 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ]

 

Originally Posted by Sandman_Good

That moment when you are in the hospital to get cardio-vertedl since your heart is beating irregular because you got into it with some girls boyfriend you were banging 30 minutes earlier..so on your way to the hospital you call your girlfriend to meet you there and when you are on the gurney and disrobe you have hickeys on your chest and.........


welp....

why were you banging her boyfriend? That issss awkward.

[whitealroker looking for action in Vegas...]

When will ptownbrad be in this thread

[LeftyMark Pee Wee's Big Adventure]

You ever answer an ad from a guy on craigslist and he tells you to meet him at a taco bell and then when you get there you see your dad's car and you're like oh shit I better leave before before my dad sees me talking to this gay dude?

[silkhandlez]

That awkward moment when you have to talk to people in real life.

[hostile]

That awkward moment when you're taking a shit and you try to spit between your legs and you don't hit the gap.

[clemsonrich]

that awkward moment when you get pumped because One Direction comes on the radio

[1.21Gigawatts]

 

Originally Posted by clemsonrich

that awkward moment when you get pumped because One Direction comes on the radio

awkward doesn't exist when you're by yourself. it only occurs when people are there to witness it.

when you notice your zipper is down, and you realize you last took a piss 5 hours ago.... and probably walked past 40 people

[smokerock247 I'm trapped in June Cleavers body]

that awkward moment when you are the bau5 of OT and everyone hates your guts and u try to not care but you really do but then you dont give a fuck

also, that awkward moment when u spit on your wifes back to simulate jizz because u couldnt cum so u fake it and then she calls your bluff and you still lie about it...

fuck.