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  1. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:22am)



    You know what you have to do
  2. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:23am) in reply to Autolobotomist

    I masturbate then cry.

    What do you do ?
  3. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:24am) in reply to PoWdA

    I masturbate with McRib sauce.

    Then cry.
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  4. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:25am) in reply to Autolobotomist

    I know what you need to do....



    I kid I kid
    Edited By: astaggs Oct 22nd, 2011 at 06:25 AM
  5. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:26am) in reply to astaggs

  6. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:26am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

     
    Originally Posted by astaggs View Post

    I know what you need to do....



    I kid I kid

    That is cold blooded. I'm gonna go eat a box of Oreos to make myself feel better.
    Edited By: Autolobotomist Oct 22nd, 2011 at 06:27 AM
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  7. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:27am) in reply to Autolobotomist

     
    Originally Posted by Autolobotomist View Post

    That is cold blooded. I'm gonna go eat a box of Oreos to make myself feel better.

    That is the correct response...well played sir.
  8. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:29am) in reply to Autolobotomist

     
    Originally Posted by Autolobotomist View Post

    That is cold blooded. I'm gonna go eat a box of Oreos to make myself feel better.

    Only one box? Winter is soon.
  9. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:33am) in reply to Niceguy

    Ot confession:

    I have never had a mcrib.
  10. Superleggera Superleggera is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:36am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    Ot confession:

    I have never had a mcrib.

    same, but it's because I've pretty much boycotted McDonald's (and Taco Bell) since reading Fast Food Nation.
  11. RyJS RyJS is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:42am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    Ot confession:

    I have never had a mcrib.

    neither have I, for the simple reason it looks like something they'd force feed you in a grade school cafeteria.

    And when I want disgustingly bad for you food I go to Wendy's or Arby's, not McDonalds.
    Edited By: RyJS Oct 22nd, 2011 at 06:44 AM
    Reason: additional reason
  12. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:48am) in reply to RyJS

    Another ot confession:

    I had no idea that was a Mcrib before I posted my initial response. I seriously masturbate and then cry for pretty much no reason at all.
  13. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 6:58am) in reply to PoWdA

    Wow OP is a fat fuck.

    GG your life
  14. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 7:08am) in reply to smokerock247

    Cry harder, faggot.
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  15. Jwilkinson Jwilkinson is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 7:32am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Wow OP is a fat fuck.

    GG your life

    ya but hes got a micrib
  16. SlapNPickle SlapNPickle is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 7:40am) in reply to Jwilkinson

    I dont think I have ever had a McRib either. Lots of good BBQ around here. I only go to McDonalds when i dont feel like sitting down and tipping at Waffle House late night.
  17. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:02am) in reply to Jwilkinson

     
    Originally Posted by Jwilkinson View Post

    ya but hes got a micrib

    credited.
  18. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:10am) in reply to Jwilkinson

     
    Originally Posted by Jwilkinson View Post

    ya but hes got a micrib


    Even though I have never had a mcrib I feel obligated to approve of this post. Cannot explain it.
  19. voorh33s voorh33s is online now

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:17am) in reply to RyJS

     
    Originally Posted by RyJS View Post

    neither have I, for the simple reason it looks like something they'd force feed you in a grade school cafeteria.

    And when I want disgustingly bad for you food I go to Wendy's or Arby's, not McDonalds.

    That's because it is, but back in school they called it a Rib-b-que and it was fucking delicious.

    And LOL at being smug about mcdonalds and then going to fucking arbys/wendys. Oh weren't you aware? Wendy's is just a garbage version of mcdonalds and Arby's is where you go when it's been a while and you want to try out some food poisoning again. Last I checked white people weren't even allowed inside. Good god what a joke. And what's with all the hate on Mcribs anyways? People always complain that they don't order it because they don't know what's in it (its just a pork patty ffs) then go and order processed chicken nuggets instead.......

    Mcdonalds is the best American style (burgers/fries so no taco bell) fast food joint there is and I'll fucking destroy anyone in an argument who dares to oppose.
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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:19am) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    Mcdonalds is the best American style (burgers/fries so no taco bell) fast food joint there is and I'll fucking destroy anyone in an argument who dares to oppose.

    lolololololol
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  21. voorh33s voorh33s is online now

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:21am) in reply to threeven

    I will. Present your case. And just to be clear, places like 5 guys, etc don't count. Obv that's better. I'm talking about real fast food.

    Just look at OP's face, he's happy as fuck. You don't get that at Wendys.
    Edited By: voorh33s Oct 22nd, 2011 at 08:22 AM
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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:23am) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    Mcdonalds is the best American style (burgers/fries so no taco bell) fast food joint there is and I'll fucking destroy anyone in an argument who dares to oppose.

    When McDonalds has something that is as good as Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwhich I'll possibly think about what you're saying. Until then, fuck off.
  23. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:23am) in reply to RyJS

    iIf you guys r having quidditch pr0blems i feel bad for u sonn

    i got 99 proBlms but a golden snitch aint 1
  24. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:24am) in reply to smokerock247

    Going off of vory33s post...

    WTF is with boneless buffalo wings? Tilts me so bad when people order them. You just ordered chicken nuggets tossed in hot sauce. They are not wings. Chances are they aren't even chicken. For God fucking sakes, please, NO, we are not going out for fucking boneless buffalo wings. Dear God, please learn what food is and afterward, die.

    Fuking hate the facade that are boneless buffalo wings.

    Fuck.
  25. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:25am) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post


    Just look at OP's face, he's happy as fuck. You don't get that at Wendys.

    Wendy's chili says you lose...
  26. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:27am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Wow OP is a fat fuck.

    GG your life

    i love how you went from "haha oh you guyss the ropeee" to the guy who just shits on everyone for no reason. not sure why you'd choose this route cause you have to be really funny to get by in this role, and you are not remotely funny. please post wayyyyyy less.

    and hell yes mcrib !


     
    Originally Posted by JRoth15 View Post

    Wendy's chili says you lose...

    hell yes wendys chili !
    Edited By: heavyj80 Oct 22nd, 2011 at 08:28 AM
  27. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:30am) in reply to heavyj80

     
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    i love how you went from "haha oh you guyss the ropeee" to the guy who just shits on everyone for no reason. not sure why you'd choose this route cause you have to be really funny to get by in this role, and you are not remotely funny. please post wayyyyyy less.

    and hell yes mcrib !

    hell yes wendys chili !

    lOL at this guy

    im th ehotest hing in ot righ tnow, everyone wants to come at me bro try try and make a name for themsleves or to try nd tilt me but everybody get down and walk the dinosaurrrrrrr
  28. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:30am) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    Going off of vory33s post...

    WTF is with boneless buffalo wings? Tilts me so bad when people order them. You just ordered chicken nuggets tossed in hot sauce. They are not wings. Chances are they aren't even chicken. For God fucking sakes, please, NO, we are not going out for fucking boneless buffalo wings. Dear God, please learn what food is and afterward, die.

    Fuking hate the facade that are boneless buffalo wings.

    Fuck.

    On second thought, fuck vor33s post.

    McDonalds is the epitomy of shit food, it gets no worse.

    Still, I hate the institution that is boneless wings. It's like a way to sell McDonalds to people at halfway respectable establishments.
  29. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:32am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    lOL at this guy

    im th ehotest hing in ot righ tnow, everyone wants to come at me bro try try and make a name for themsleves or to try nd tilt me but everybody get down and walk the dinosaurrrrrrr



    couldn't find one with a rope in it...
  30. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Oct 22nd, 2011 (10/22/2011 8:37am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    lOL at this guy

    im th ehotest hing in ot righ tnow, everyone wants to come at me bro try try and make a name for themsleves or to try nd tilt me but everybody get down and walk the dinosaurrrrrrr

    There are not enough facepalm.gif's to ever justify this post.

    Have we figured out which previously banned oter this is yet? Chaz? That you man?
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