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Baby due any day...advice!!!

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  1. Hogan24 Hogan24 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:28pm)

    Anyone have an instruction manual I can borrow??? Wife is about 2 weeks shy of 9 months. Already had a few contractions but they were false alarms. Wtf am I supposed to do with a baby??
  2. BigDaddyNAZ BigDaddyNAZ is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:30pm) in reply to Hogan24

    Your life will never be the same...

    GL
  3. WeyNot WeyNot is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:30pm) in reply to Hogan24

    You can sell em on the black market. Google "Nigerian baby trade," and good luck.

    Edit: Do not PM Scha
  4. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:31pm) in reply to WeyNot

    wear a condom next time?
  5. muck_AA muck_AA is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:31pm) in reply to Trent55

    get some sleep.
  6. Bawsten Bawsten is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:32pm) in reply to Hogan24

    Microwave?

    Jkkkkkkkkk
  7. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:34pm) in reply to Hogan24

    aww glgl!!! and DON'T LOOK!
  8. rocksockyea rocksockyea is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:35pm) in reply to Trent55

     
    Originally Posted by Trent55 View Post

    where a condom?

    THERE A CONDOM!
  9. Bigk975j Bigk975j is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:36pm) in reply to Hogan24

    I feel sorry for your child.
  10. tekiller tekiller is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:36pm) in reply to LeftyC

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyC View Post

    and DON'T LOOK!

    this and sleep
  11. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:36pm) in reply to Trent55

     
    Originally Posted by Trent55 View Post

    where a condom?

    refer to burro's english thread...

    lol jk...kinda...

    edit: I'm too fucking slow.
     
  12. Bawsten Bawsten is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:36pm) in reply to LeftyC

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyC View Post

    aww glgl!!! and DON'T LOOK!

    BAHAHAHAHHAHA GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS lefty
  13. Hogan24 Hogan24 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:36pm) in reply to Bawsten

    Actually i'm just joking around. I really do have a baby due any day, but i'm not freaking out. I'm actually really excited!! I've heard to not expect sleep for a while though which is going to be tough b/c I love my sleepy time.

    And the microwave idea...that's just turrible!!
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  14. Bawb420 Bawb420 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:36pm) in reply to Hogan24

    Say goodbye to all your friends without kids now.
  15. louiemdj louiemdj is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:38pm) in reply to Hogan24

    Good luck and congrats (I think).

    There really isn't anything you can do to get ready for it imo. You just have to try and adapt and figure it out. I still probably suck at it and my daughter is almsost 7 months now. It's a good thing my wife is a natural and she takes the lead.

    Anyway, you will be fine as long as you have your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to help out. If not, I would say you're screwed.
  16. markeckert2000 markeckert2000 is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:40pm) in reply to Hogan24

    Boy or girl? Congrats in advance.

    Luckily, the first few weeks all you do is feed it, change diapers, hold it, and let it sleep. It's a bit weird/scary at first, but before you know it, you'll be a pro at changing diapers, and you'll have a good schedule for feeding.

    #1 When the baby sleeps, you/wife should sleep.
    #2 Keep your wife happy/rested.
    #3 One thing my wife and I did was alternate feedings. Let the wife get 5 -6 hours (or more) of continuous sleep, and you take care of diaper changes/feedings during that time. This will help with #2.
  17. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:45pm) in reply to Hogan24

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  18. E4ERICK E4ERICK is offline

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    Nov 17th, 2008 (11/17/2008 2:55pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    congrats man the journey ahead of you will be a little hard but well worth it in the end. my wife told me she is pregnant again and i'm stoked! love and cherish your baby because the feeling you will have when that baby comes out and you hold him/her for the very 1st time is a feeling unlike any other.

    gl and best wishes

    - e
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