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  1. moses rob moses rob is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 6:18pm)

    I've been hearing from people a lot lately that if you consistently blast baby juice(semen) into the same girls mouth ie. your gf or wife, mistress,whatever that they will gain weight because it doesnt digest.

    I find this hard to believe but i did wikipedia baby juice swallowing with no good leads.

    I think lack of gym and overeating is the real problem.
  2. tennisee tennisee is offline aka PhiAlphaMTSU

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 6:20pm) in reply to moses rob

    that is true and it takes 7 years to digest gum. and eating watermelon seeds makes a watermelon grow in your belly!
  3. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 6:20pm) in reply to moses rob

    you're promoting spitting

    stop it
  4. moses rob moses rob is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 6:22pm) in reply to ericINtheX

     
    Originally Posted by ericINtheX View Post

    you're promoting spitting

    stop it

    im probably the biggest advocate for girls swallowing,less mess and more filling for them
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  5. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 6:30pm) in reply to moses rob



    imo
  6. LoveHatePoker LoveHatePoker is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 6:35pm) in reply to moses rob

    Supposedly digestive acids can burn a hole in a rug, I'm guessing that they could handle semen. Isn't semen mostly water and protein? What is it that supposedly can't be digested?
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 6:35pm) in reply to moses rob

    sick brag about having lots of dumb friends.
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 6:56pm) in reply to moses rob

    pretty sure urban myth, but in like 8th grade some girl came to our school and told us story of what happend at her previous school's high school the year before.

    basically, their hs football team was in the playoffs and losing by a good amount and some hs girl said if they somehow came back shed blow the whole football team. they come back obv, and she proceeds to blow the whole football team one after other in their hotel rooms (cuz it was real far away game). then ends up in hospital to get stomach pumped for too much cum in her belly and had to call her parents and explain what happened etc.
    doubt real, but it was funny
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 7:12pm) in reply to scarface_79

     
    Originally Posted by scarface_79 View Post

    pretty sure urban myth, but in like 8th grade some girl came to our school and told us story of what happend at her previous school's high school the year before.

    basically, their hs football team was in the playoffs and losing by a good amount and some hs girl said if they somehow came back shed blow the whole football team. they come back obv, and she proceeds to blow the whole football team one after other in their hotel rooms (cuz it was real far away game). then ends up in hospital to get stomach pumped for too much cum in her belly and had to call her parents and explain what happened etc.
    doubt real, but it was funny

    heard same story without playoffs, was just in locker room after game if they won
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 7:17pm) in reply to scarface_79

     
    Originally Posted by scarface_79 View Post

    pretty sure urban myth, but in like 8th grade some girl came to our school and told us story of what happend at her previous school's high school the year before.

    basically, their hs football team was in the playoffs and losing by a good amount and some hs girl said if they somehow came back shed blow the whole football team. they come back obv, and she proceeds to blow the whole football team one after other in their hotel rooms (cuz it was real far away game). then ends up in hospital to get stomach pumped for too much cum in her belly and had to call her parents and explain what happened etc.
    doubt real, but it was funny

    uh Yeah I am pretty sure every single middle schooler/high schooler has heard this one btw.
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 7:18pm) in reply to moses rob

    if it doesnt digest you'll just shit it out... you cant digest coins, kids just shit them out a day later
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 9:43pm) in reply to tommpat2000

     
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    heard same story without playoffs, was just in locker room after game if they won

    I heard that it was Donnie Wahlberg. (seriously)
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 9:49pm) in reply to moses rob

    <h4><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="middle"><td rowspan="3" valign="top" align="left"> </td><td colspan="3" align="left">baby juice (myth busters) <input name="ctl00$ctl00$ctl00$bcr$bcr$bcr$ctl01$P5_Filte rToggleButton1$ctl00$ctl04" id="ctl00_ctl00_ctl00_bcr_bcr_bcr_ctl01_P5_FilterT oggleButton1_ctl00_ctl04" value="0" type="hidden"> <input name="ctl00$ctl00$ctl00$bcr$bcr$bcr$ctl01$Favorite ToggleButton1$ctl00$ctl04" id="ctl00_ctl00_ctl00_bcr_bcr_bcr_ctl01_FavoriteTo ggleButton1_ctl00_ctl04" value="0" type="hidden"> </td></tr><tr><td align="left">moses rob (United States) 3,908 Posts. Joined 05-25-2006.
    03-25-2010 5:18 PM </td><td align="right">Reply Quote </td></tr></tbody></table> </h4> <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%"><tbody><tr><td>I've been hearing from people a lot lately that if you consistently blast baby juice(semen) into the same girls mouth ie. your gf or wife, mistress,whatever that they will gain weight because it doesnt digest.

    I find this hard to believe but i did wikipedia baby juice swallowing with no good leads.

    I think lack of gym and overeating is the real problem.

    Would love to see Jamie and Adam take on this myth with Kari

    </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 9:51pm) in reply to 1eyed_Ace

     
    Originally Posted by 1eyed_Ace View Post


    <h4><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="middle"><td rowspan="3" align="left" valign="top"> </td><td colspan="3" align="left">baby juice (myth busters) <input name="ctl00$ctl00$ctl00$bcr$bcr$bcr$ctl01$P5_Filte rToggleButton1$ctl00$ctl04" id="ctl00_ctl00_ctl00_bcr_bcr_bcr_ctl01_P5_FilterT oggleButton1_ctl00_ctl04" value="0" type="hidden"> <input name="ctl00$ctl00$ctl00$bcr$bcr$bcr$ctl01$Favorite ToggleButton1$ctl00$ctl04" id="ctl00_ctl00_ctl00_bcr_bcr_bcr_ctl01_FavoriteTo ggleButton1_ctl00_ctl04" value="0" type="hidden"> </td></tr><tr><td align="left">moses rob (United States) 3,908 Posts. Joined 05-25-2006.
    03-25-2010 5:18 PM </td><td align="right">Reply Quote </td></tr></tbody></table> </h4> <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%"><tbody><tr><td>I've been hearing from people a lot lately that if you consistently blast baby juice(semen) into the same girls mouth ie. your gf or wife, mistress,whatever that they will gain weight because it doesnt digest.

    I find this hard to believe but i did wikipedia baby juice swallowing with no good leads.

    I think lack of gym and overeating is the real problem.

    Would love to see Jamie and Adam take on this myth with Kari

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    or just Kari and a random off screen, why would you want those two in there?

    I also think those two are pulling a bert and and ernie, def seems like the one is gay
  15. 1eyed_Ace 1eyed_Ace is offline

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 9:56pm) in reply to tommpat2000

    Because OP had Mythbusters reference....period

    Kari for OBV reasons

  16. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is online now

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    Mar 25th, 2010 (3/25/2010 9:57pm) in reply to moses rob

    Of course the body can digest semen, and of course it contains calories. I doubt it contains enough calories that ingesting one ejaculate worth of semen daily would make much of a difference in one's weight.

    As someone else said above, if you can't digest something, it passes right through you and you don't gain weight.
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