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  1. Well, long story short is that I haven't fucked anyone in a few years, and since my mom is out of town for the weekend I've decided to hire a call girl to have sex with.

    Anyways, I've never gotten a hooker before, so I'm pretty much a total n00b at this.

    Should I only do it if it's where I meet her at a hotel, or is it generally not uncommon at all/bad to have it where they just come directly to your house?

    Also, what is the protocol for when I call them. I found a bunch of different asian call girls on eros-la, and a lot of them look pretty damned hot, and since they are independent escorts (rather than ones that work for an agency) I've been told this means that what you see is what you get, and that they don't pull a switcheroo on you the way agencies usually do. It still looks a little too good to be true on most of them though, because some of them are seriously really hot. Anyway, I'm going to call them tomorrow, starting with the best looking ones first I guess, to see how much they cost per hour and whether I can fuck them tomorrow or not, etc, but since this is the first time I've done this, I don't know if there's any standard rules that you're supposed to know, like maybe you aren't allowed to say "dollars" but you have to say "thingies" instead or something or I dunno, like if they get nervous when people discuss money or stuff like that over the phone, I dunno how that works. Like how when you go to a head shop you aren't allowed to say the word "bong" or else they'll get mad and kick you out of the store so you have to call the bongs "water pipes" I am curious if there is any similar lingo/rules for when you're on the phone to set up a call girl sesh?
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  2. Go for it son, i dont think it matters if they come to your house, all these sorta chicks are hella professional. I'm in oz though so not sure how it works over there
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  3. You actually got it spot on. You just say "Hi, how many thingies does it cost for me to put my thingie in your thingie?"
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  4. your parents are outta town this weekend joel, what the fuck!

    greatest line in that movie:)

    if i was you i go to there place. no shit stolen/girl could set up a future robbery.
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  5. 1. take pic of hooker for OT with sign saying I SLAMMED BFACTOR

    2. get her license plate number in case shit goes down
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    Originally Posted by savvy View Post

    1. take pic of hooker for OT with sign saying I SLAMMED BFACTOR

    2. get her license plate number in case shit goes down

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  7. I don't get how ppl are into hookers
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  8. Just call her up and talk to her like you would if you were ordering direct tv.

    You: Hello ma'am
    Her: What can i get you this evening.
    You: I would like to inquire about your service for this evening.
    Her: Would you like the basic or preminum service.
    You: Premimum please. By the way how much does that run for an evening.

    Thats it, have her come over and nail her in all 3 holes, pay her and tell her to GTFO!
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  9. Try not to act like you;'ve never ordered a hooker before of they'll send you some nasty bitch. Choose a color, and say u want the best one they got!
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  10. I have never done this either but would totally expect the girls would be able to come to you. Im like 99% sure they also travel with someone so maybe be ready for a 460 pound samoan to chill in your living room while you go at it. Maybe they just stay in the car idk..

    I think another good idea is to invite over like 4-6 of them at the same time and create a bidding war, or an auction if you will, for their services. Tell them you will only choose one, and name a starting price. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe since they have spent the time to drive to you, plus the fact that they are obv desperate for money they will start lowering the hourly rate. Or you can possibly talk them into having sex with them all at a group discount rate. worth a shot imo.
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  11.  
    Originally Posted by Blueberleez View Post

    I don't get how ppl are into hookers

    there is nothing wrong with fucking hookers, in the words of charlie sheen " i dont pay them for sex i pay them to leave afterwards" or something like that.
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    Originally Posted by Edub View Post

    I have never done this either but would totally expect the girls would be able to come to you. Im like 99% sure they also travel with someone so maybe be ready for a 460 pound samoan to chill in your living room while you go at it. Maybe they just stay in the car idk..

    Hmmmmmmm...................

    The more and more I think about it, the less and less good of an idea it seems like to me to have her come to my house.

    I mean, how do I know the dude won't just have a gun on him and pull the gun on me once they're inside and rob all the valuables at my house and take off?

    Even if it's only a 5% chance of that happening, I dunno, seems kinda risky, I'm nervous.

    I think I should only do it if I can meet her at a hotel. Cuz then worst comes to worst she pulls a gun or a knife on me when I'm in the hotel room and asks me to give her all the money I have in my pockets and takes off with it, so I'm out of a few hundred bucks, but nothing worse and she'll never be able to find me again.

    Though, that reminds me of another question: Can you find out someone's name or addresses just by having their cell phone number? I hope not...

    Shit, I'm getting all paranoid lol.

    Anyway, I think as long as she agrees to do it at a hotel, that should be safe enough... I mean it's worth a super small risk or whatever, 99% of the time I end up getting to fuck a hot asian chick, maybe 1% of the time I get mildly pwned. Seems worth it.
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  13. Can you find out someone's name or addresses just by having their cell phone number?

    yes i did this once to scare the piss out of someone
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  14.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Edub View Post

    I have never done this either but would totally expect the girls would be able to come to you. Im like 99% sure they also travel with someone so maybe be ready for a 460 pound samoan to chill in your living room while you go at it. Maybe they just stay in the car idk..

    Hmmmmmmm...................

    I think I should only do it if I can meet her at a hotel. Cuz then worst comes to worst she pulls a gun or a knife on me when I'm in the hotel room and she takes my money and then the 460 pound guys says "you want to fuck? I'll teach you to use someone as a sex object, then he whips out his dick and fucks me until my ass needs 32 stitches.

    Shit, I'm getting all paranoid lol.

    Anyway, I think as long as she agrees to do it at a hotel, that should be safe enough... I mean it's worth a super small risk or whatever, 99% of the time I end up getting to fuck a hot asian chick, maybe 1% of the time I get massively pwned.

    Seems worth it.

    FYP
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  15. it's fine if they come to your house. they wont bring anyone with them if they are an independent girl. quit worrying bfactor
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    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Edub View Post

    I have never done this either but would totally expect the girls would be able to come to you. Im like 99% sure they also travel with someone so maybe be ready for a 460 pound samoan to chill in your living room while you go at it. Maybe they just stay in the car idk..

    Hmmmmmmm...................

    I think I should only do it if I can meet her at a hotel. Cuz then worst comes to worst she pulls a gun or a knife on me when I'm in the hotel room and she takes my money and then the 460 pound guys says "you want to fuck? I'll teach you to use someone as a sex object, then he whips out his dick and fucks me until my ass needs 32 stitches.

    Shit, I'm getting all paranoid lol.

    Anyway, I think as long as she agrees to do it at a hotel, that should be safe enough... I mean it's worth a super small risk or whatever, 99% of the time I end up getting to fuck a hot asian chick, maybe 1% of the time I get massively pwned.

    Seems worth it.

    FYP

    Not cool man... not cool...
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  17. wow you fail harcore at life in general and how the fuck does a nerd like you get multiple pages everytime a dumb idea pops in ur head?
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    Originally Posted by I Spew Chips View Post

    wow you fail harcore at life in general and how the fuck does a nerd like you get multiple pages everytime a dumb idea pops in ur head?

    because his nerdy ideas usually make awesome topics to discuss at 4 am okay?
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  19. fuck the haters man.. there is nothing wrong with getting a call girl, who gives a fuck.. ive spent money on worse..

    ok, first and foremost, seriously read into the ad bro.. only go for a one that offers a GFE experience. those are by far the better deals, they usually are alot better to deal with, and arent forcing you to nut in 5 minutes.. if you get an escort that doesnt offer that, they will say something to the effect of 180/hr, but when they get there they will only let you do some mish and doggie, with a starting bj covered, and will be complaining if your not done in 10, trust me.. (sorry for long run on sentence)..the gfe, you tend to get the whole time limit.. plus, me personally when i correspond with the GFE, i look for the multiples being offered, which means you get basically a couple times for your whole hour. they basically act as a high class girlfriend, so it def doesnt feel as creepy.

    as far as the house thing, ive had it at my crib before, but it is a little nervewracking.(more so because i was always afraid my neighbors would see and tell my wife, or think less of me)..hotel is probably best way to go, and then when you set the appmt you can always kind of look out the window and see what they roll up in, like if they are by themselves or in a cab.. make sure you only take enough dough for the event, and put that shit in an envelope and in a drawer and only use phrases like "here is some help for your water bill last month" or something to that affect. any other questions hit me up son!

    btw... another great idea, is especially if they are on eros, they more than likely have reviews.. cross check their name with their reviews on theeroticreviewdotcom... i usually only try and score the ones with quite a few reviews, or at least 5 and all are rated 7 or above. if you have an account for 20 a month, you can actually read the reviews, but if your just a lurker you can still see the rating, just not the actual review. Trust me, it doesnt take alot of extra time at all, but if you put a bit extra effort into your search, you will notice a world of difference.
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  20. Id be wary that they would come back and rob me while i was out!

    But find out how long you get and go by tim erather than when you blow your load. If you go to the trouble of getting one out you definitely want to bang her twice. Sli it in and then bit of recovery and go again

    This will be your wank bank for a while to come!!!
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  21. If the girl is gonna leave as soon as you blow a load, I think it would make sense for you to run a batch while she is on the way over. Make her give you a good effort to get out another shot.
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  22. Watch an episode of The Pick-up Artist, and bring some slut home for a far cheaper price IMO. Escort is easier, but also more expensive and sketchy.
     
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  23. How much are you willing to spend on this experience? Those Eros ads feature pretty expensive services so I don't think you're going to get robbed. I never got a hooker but I did get a couple of sensual massages from independent Eros Chicago ads years ago.

    Women who are legit in these ads expect new clients to be nervous/skeptical and aren't exactly comfortable with new clients themselves. They will ask you a few questions and should be willing to answer any questions that you have. It will actually make them feel better if you do ask questions, especially goofy ones like, "Am I still going to have both of my kidneys tomorrow?"

    These women did not make housecalls. I had to go to them. I was a hot, young stud in my mid-20's when I did this, so when the women met me, they were convinced that I was leading the most poorly disguised sting operation in history. They asked me a ton more questions, had me sign a waiver, and wanted me to give them the money in advance while clearly stating that it was only for their "time".

    Once all of the formalities were out of the way, we got down to business and had a lot of fun. I wasn't their typical clientele and they went way beyond what they normally offered in a session for no extra charge.

    Again, these women weren't "personal escorts" so that whole process might be different, but probably not much. If you just be yourself and act cool and respectful towards them, they'll be the same way with you.
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    Originally Posted by timthegem View Post

    How much are you willing to spend on this experience? Those Eros ads feature pretty expensive services so I don't think you're going to get robbed. I never got a hooker but I did get a couple of sensual massages from independent Eros Chicago ads years ago.

    Women who are legit in these ads expect new clients to be nervous/skeptical and aren't exactly comfortable with new clients themselves. They will ask you a few questions and should be willing to answer any questions that you have. It will actually make them feel better if you do ask questions, especially goofy ones like, "Am I still going to have both of my kidneys tomorrow?"

    These women did not make housecalls. I had to go to them. I was a hot, young stud in my mid-20's when I did this, so when the women met me, they were convinced that I was leading the most poorly disguised sting operation in history. They asked me a ton more questions, had me sign a waiver, and wanted me to give them the money in advance while clearly stating that it was only for their "time".

    Once all of the formalities were out of the way, we got down to business and had a lot of fun. I wasn't their typical clientele and they went way beyond what they normally offered in a session for no extra charge.

    Again, these women weren't "personal escorts" so that whole process might be different, but probably not much. If you just be yourself and act cool and respectful towards them, they'll be the same way with you.

    pretty much everything he said.. the escorts will come to you, but they will charge you more. .they call it "outcall". cosign also on the age thing.. these chicks are used to the older mongers, so its a pleasant surprise to get a younger dude, with a normal personality even. remember, the escorts usually are making really good money doing it, and dont have to do it to survive. these bitches are loaded trust me, so they arent trying to fuck up their business either. as long as you dont pose like christian bale while your fucking her pink taco, you should be alright
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  25. Tim wins this thread with the hidden brag of hookers falling in love with him. Wpwpwpwpwp
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  26. Bfactor + normal personality= does not compute
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  27. because bfactor is fucking awesome dont be jealous that nobody likes you or pays any attention to your stupid ideas
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  28. just do it already, and be sure to post pics on OT or it didn't happen.
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  29. Risky Business
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  30.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Well, long story short is that I haven't fucked anyone in a few years

    That's as far as I got. Move to Bad Beats plz.
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