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  1. The police officer holding the press conference at their house said "The parents have said that the aircraft was never meant to hold anyone..."

    WTF where they building it for then!?!?!?!?
  2. They are saying the national guard is launching a chopper to rescue. How on earth do you do that without the helicopter destroying the thing? Also it seems to be moving really fast, its going to have to take some sick moves from the chopper pilot to do something. what am i missing?
  3. wtf, did they just say the kid's name is falcon?
  4. the boys name is Falcon? no wai
  5.  
    Originally Posted by TheAlbatross View Post

    wtf, did they just say the kid's name is falcon?

    AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just heard that too. This shit CANT be real.
  6. "falcon"

    looooooooool, doubt this story is real
  7.  
    Originally Posted by GPop21 View Post

    the boys name is Falcon? no wai

    i know! kinda explains everything
  8. the moms name is "miami", confirm?
  9.  
    Originally Posted by TheAlbatross View Post

    wtf, did they just say the kid's name is falcon?

    this dude obv has some weirdo hippy parents
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  10. and the dads name is Dick
  11.  
    Originally Posted by GPop21 View Post

    the boys name is Falcon? no wai

    HAHAHA yes...Falcon...this story just keeps getting weirder.
  12. there's no fucking way he's in the balloon. Hard to tell how big it is but does anyone here even know if it would take off holding an 70 pound kid or whatever???
    Thread Starter
  13.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    there's no fucking way he's in the balloon. Hard to tell how big it is but does anyone here even know if it would take off holding an 70 pound kid or whatever???

    So your saying the family is hiding the kid and are hoping to fake his death for publicity?
  14. wow lol
  15. i want the kid to be safe and everything, but if it turns out that he isn't even in there.... such disappointment.
  16. jesus.
  17.  
    Originally Posted by SerlinSteak19 View Post

    So your saying the family is hiding the kid and are hoping to fake his death for publicity?

    This is obv a UFO which the govt. is trying to make up a story for ldo
  18. Looks like the balloon is starting to deflate.
  19.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post


    there's no fucking way he's in the balloon. Hard to tell how big it is but does anyone here even know if it would take off holding an 70 pound kid or whatever???

    avg weight for a 6 yr old is 46.2 lbs, according to first link off google... throw in the fact that these are clearly hippies (news said they are storm-chasers) from Colorado that named their kid Falcon, and I am not picturing a little fat kid either
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  20. I spy a plane go by.

    Let's play I spy!!!!!!!
    Thread Starter
  21. oh the littleboyity
  22.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post


    avg weight for a 6 yr old is 46.2 lbs, according to first link off google... throw in the fact that these are clearly hippies (news said they are storm-chasers) from Colorado that named their kid Falcon, and I am not picturing a little fat kid either

    LMAO
  23. Really hoping this doesn't end in tragedy for Falcon

    Gotta be such a helpless and awful feeling
     
  24. Surprised they are not attempting something before he lands because there is no way he survives (if he is even still alive) falling as quick as it is falling
  25.  
    Originally Posted by SerlinSteak19 View Post

    Surprised they are not attempting something before he lands

    and what do you suggest? this isn't a movie, this is real life...

    oh and I don't think it's falling atm, but it's done rising - EDIT: def falling now
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  26. if that kid is in that balloon and makes it down alive, his parents better watch their backs imo
  27. There is a 0% chance someone in there, the thing is flying all over the place.

    Also are there strings hanging off the side?

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