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Best / funniest online screen names

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  1. MrSaw MrSaw is offline

    Duluth, GA
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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 7:34am)

    Just a post for fun here. What are some of the best and / or funniest online screen names you have seen out there? I play exclusively on UB and have seen some damn good ones, but Im certain that with all the different sites out there and thousands of players, there has got to be some classics. Here is a sampling of my favorites I've seen:

    DrPhilsPenis
    GrandmasVagina
    NuttyPooLog
    gg gl nh fu
    MoreCowbell
    PigBenis
    PhuckedAgain
  2. polofitted007 polofitted007 is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 7:35am) in reply to MrSaw

    O my!
  3. HotFlash HotFlash is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:10am) in reply to polofitted007

    What's funny about them? You would have to ask what type of mental state was the person in when they choose theses names.
  4. -AG- -AG- is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:15am) in reply to MrSaw

    i hate posting this, but this name as gross as it is has stuck in my head for quite some time. Also at UB

    BloodyPusyFart

    I also like:

    DumbAss H0 ;)
  5. gus h gus h is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:17am) in reply to -AG-

    WINNER BYS A MILE...10 MILES EVEN..

    soggy vag ;)))))))))))))))))))0
  6. MrSaw MrSaw is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:18am) in reply to HotFlash

    Jeez, man lighten up a bit.....like I said, this was supposed to be a fun post. I happen to think those screen names are funny as hell.
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  7. MrSaw MrSaw is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:21am) in reply to gus h

    LMAO....now THAT is what im talking about. Sure, those name are fairly disgusting, but they are indeed funny. Keep em coming.
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  8. acecrack acecrack is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:23am) in reply to MrSaw

    my favorite was from UB - Dixie Normas. When I first got it I spit up on my computer.
  9. Mr. Toast Mr. Toast is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:24am) in reply to gus h

    Icupmyfarts
  10. Mr. Toast Mr. Toast is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:30am) in reply to Mr. Toast

    Disclaimer: I am not making a statement about my fecal fetish. It is just a screen name that made me laugh.
  11. Mr. Toast Mr. Toast is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:32am) in reply to Mr. Toast

    Disclaimer to the disclaimer: I do not have a fecal fetish. Although my farts do smell like burnt toast with just a hint of pork gravy.
  12. gus h gus h is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 8:33am) in reply to Mr. Toast

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BISTOOOOOOOOOOO
  13. epicatc epicatc is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 9:26am) in reply to gus h

    I always liked Colin Station and Bucky Lastard.
  14. lilprog79 lilprog79 is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 9:30am) in reply to epicatc

    Foniculitis....

    look that up in a medical dictionary lol
     
  15. GolfJewh0 GolfJewh0 is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 9:33am) in reply to lilprog79

    Dick Rash is a good one
  16. screwit9 screwit9 is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 9:40am) in reply to MrSaw

    ipee nbutz
  17. rjup! rjup! is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 9:43am) in reply to MrSaw

    Konky Dong

    Spirit Cock

    HugsHeal (funny when he says something profane)

    fUBee

    lo_ol
  18. iGotYourNutz iGotYourNutz is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 9:47am) in reply to MrSaw

    Cokeonmydick
  19. StickyStaX StickyStaX is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 9:50am) in reply to MrSaw

    partypoker -

    STANKFINGER

    lol
  20. NeBlis NeBlis is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 10:34am) in reply to StickyStaX

    smokinpotodds

    nacho cuda
  21. truesyalose truesyalose is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 10:52am) in reply to NeBlis

    UPAY4MYWEED on party
    1
  22. pdp10976 pdp10976 is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 11:27am) in reply to truesyalose

    Tastycooter on bodog
  23. DP388 DP388 is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 11:32am) in reply to MrSaw

    SickMyDuck
  24. ProjectSix ProjectSix is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 11:40am) in reply to truesyalose

    hahah I like that one.. clever
     
  25. Gelvin44 Gelvin44 is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 11:45am) in reply to DP388

    Krapstain
    Birdpoop
    PokeHerFace
  26. steely steely is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 11:45am) in reply to MrSaw

    I laugh every time I sit down with NPLog. My fave. There's a competitor named PoopiPants, but NPL is way funnier....

    Oldschool Dise players will recall UrmaBlume. Quite good.

    Last time this came up I think someone said there's a dude named B4IDoURU18? or something like that.
     
  27. Decatur217 Decatur217 is offline OTs Iron Man

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 12:00pm) in reply to steely

    CravnMorHed2 -- Pacific or Royal Vegas, dont remember

    I laughed when I seen it
  28. togasara togasara is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 12:22pm) in reply to Decatur217

    How about this-I think on UB?

    DIXIE NORMAS
  29. jsbyun jsbyun is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 1:39pm) in reply to togasara

    jizz binn
  30. MrSaw MrSaw is offline

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    Nov 8th, 2005 (11/8/2005 1:45pm) in reply to MrSaw

    these names have been great......keep em coming.
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