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Best reason to get an Ipad

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  1. shallowcal shallowcal is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 8:42pm)

    Welp, guess ill be for sure getting an ipad now.

    http://m.gizmodo.com/5878901/confirm...e-you-can-bone
  2. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 8:45pm) in reply to shallowcal

    Perfect for those long deployments to far off deserts.
     
  3. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 8:46pm) in reply to wantagolf

    dont get sand in your va, err ipad fleshlight
  4. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 8:47pm) in reply to Glo4m

    this is where pov porn becomes real profitable lol
  5. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 8:47pm) in reply to kmc28

    Hahahahaha, oh my God.

    That is amazing
  6. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 8:47pm) in reply to Da Donkey

    Fuck iPads....

    And I have a question as I'm completely clueless and have never seen one of these fleshlights. Do u just jerk off with it. And it feels like a vadge then u leave your man juice inside ???
    Edited By: Popperhead Jan 26th, 2012 at 09:03 PM
  7. wantagolf wantagolf is online now Moderator

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 8:53pm) in reply to Popperhead

    You can leave your man juice wherever you want.
     
  8. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 9:03pm) in reply to wantagolf

     
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    You can leave your man juice wherever you want.

    Just hopefully not a few ropers across your Ipad screen
  9. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 9:03pm) in reply to Popperhead

    should call it the iFap
  10. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 10:27pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Holy. Fucking. Shit. I'm gonna have to get curtains for my cubicle. And my car. And my table at Burger King.
  11. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 10:28pm) in reply to El Burro

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    Holy. Fucking. Shit. I'm gonna have to get curtains for my cubicle.

    Loser, your job fucking sucks.
  12. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 10:31pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    should call it the iFap

    Awesome!
  13. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 10:44pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

    LOL! thats great.
  14. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Jan 26th, 2012 (1/26/2012 10:58pm) in reply to MadProfesor

    What was the ordering phone nunber again?


    Sent from my ipad.
  15. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 4:27am) in reply to skisteve

    How is this thread not getting more love? Ifap could be the post of the year.
  16. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 4:33am) in reply to shallowcal

    http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/best-...t-ipad-657593/

    Pics in link. Link needs more <3. My iPad will soon not need more love. It may need a damp washcloth and some birth control, but not more love.
  17. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 4:38am) in reply to El Burro

  18. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 4:39am) in reply to skisteve

    want.
  19. coolhandkev coolhandkev is online now

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 4:40am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    looool so awesome.
  20. hiroshi_87 hiroshi_87 is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 4:43am) in reply to Sandman_Good

    lol... from the article's comment thread:

    Randy Sexer

    No thanks; I've no need for that silly contraption.

  21. BigStack Husker BigStack Husker is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 5:04am) in reply to coolhandkev

    I need to buy some stock in Apple.

    Then Im going to buy an Ipad and this case with all my profits.
  22. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 5:29am) in reply to BigStack Husker

     
    Originally Posted by BigStack Husker View Post

    I need to buy some stock in Apple.

    Then Im going to buy an Ipad and this case with all my profits.

    Thats not necessary. Just print out the pic of The Rock and drop your cock.
  23. zander zander is offline anomaly in his crotch

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 8:03am) in reply to skisteve

    As if there weren't enough reasons already not to sit in the plush chairs at the coffee tables sporting an Apple product.
  24. voorh33s voorh33s is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 2:55pm) in reply to zander

    that bird/rock pic belongs in the funny pic thread, that's one of the greatest pics on the entire internet
  25. McBain74 McBain74 is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 2:59pm) in reply to hiroshi_87

     
    Originally Posted by hiroshi_87 View Post

    lol... from the article's comment thread:

    Randy Sexer

    No thanks; I've no need for that silly contraption.

    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
     
  26. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2012 (1/27/2012 2:59pm) in reply to hiroshi_87

     
    Originally Posted by hiroshi_87 View Post

    lol... from the article's comment thread:

    Randy Sexer

    No thanks; I've no need for that silly contraption.

    this guy just won the internet
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